A friend of mine recently went to America and I have been stunned by what I have learned. - You niggers really need to explain this.

Doesn't even make a difference if pommy pints are bigger than american ones, only inferior countries use anything besides the metric system. The english system seems a tad more retarded than the US one to me, imagine measuring weight in "stone" (1 stone = 6.35kg, utterly stupid unit of measurement).

Mid-wit observation, there's also fried tomatoes :story:
Fried tomatoes are amazing. Especially if they are green
 
> pints 20% smaller

oh no, just drink 20% more of them.

or rather, because it's american beer drink 400% more to achieve the same effect
 
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Serving an English man a pint that is only 80% of a pint is a direct invitation to violence. Don't give a fuck about the food but serve baby pints and you're asking to get chinned.
The irony is the food portions are at least double what they are here. First time I went to the states I ordered a steak and it was just cartoonishly big (absolutely excellent steak, mind.) Food is massive, booze is smaller.
AT LEAST WE HAVE VEGETABLES
So do we. Entirety of Westminster is packed with them
 
So somebody who drinks room temperture piss is complining they get 20% less of the refrigerated piss.
If only the british were as passionate about beer and soccer as they were in oral health.
 
American pints are still tiny. Until they are the correct size, america will be BTFO.
 
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