A friend of mine recently went to America and I have been stunned by what I have learned. - You niggers really need to explain this.

OP is lying about what actually happened. It's obvious that him and his lobster-back friend came over here in an attempt to reclaim this land for the British Empire, but became frightened and ran away when they realized that Americans don't add extra, pointless vowels to their words.

Smart on their part, otherwise we'd of thrown them into the harbor.
 
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RACISM said:
Over here, a pitcher is 4 pints.
In America, where they drink like girlymen, that 4 pints would only be 3.2. Lmao. Pathetic.
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It's not just that they drink smaller "pints", they also drink weak, flavourless ditchwater that would literally not be allowed to be called "beer" in most European countries. Even Australian beer is better, and we have VB, FFS.
 
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Iron Jaguar said:
It's not just that they drink smaller "pints", they also drink weak, flavourless ditchwater that would literally not be allowed to be called "beer" in most European countries. Even Australian beer is better, and we have VB, FFS.
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Yeah, most Americans who think they don't like beer have never actually had beer.
 
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It's so weird hearing an argument about portion sizes when what you get in European countries is almost always noticeably smaller for the same price, that was something I noticed in the couple of times I've been. Of course you can't mention this without getting called a fat American despite the fact you are just getting a worse deal.

If the price/amount ratio of this beer was actually in the UK's favor, that is a legitimate point in favor of a better value prospect over there. If it's just an excuse to whinge about the differences in our measurement systems then as always that marks you out as a faggot.
 
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If the price/amount ratio of this beer was actually in the UK's favor, that is a legitimate point in favor
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It's not even about that. The pint is a symbol, it's embedded in English culture. They can sell cola in 500ml bottles, fine, but a pint in a pub is always a pint in a pub.
Hearing an American "pint" is only 80% of a pint is fucking crazy.
 
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RACISM said:
He ordered a pint of lager somewhere and was given a little baby glass. Caused a fuss saying that's never a pint you scamming bastard. Turns out Americans have their own pints. Which are 20% smaller than the English ones.
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The alcohol contained within is so weak that you would need 10 american pints to get the effect of one British pint.
 
Considering the absolute state of Bri’ain in current year plus nine, you’re gonna need larger pints to forget about how dire that shithole country really is. Not to worry, us yanks are experiencing rapid degradation of everything too.
 
I don’t know what is more sad - that your friend was disappointed in the size of the beer or the fact he even tried to down this shit they call beer here and want more.
 
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It's called capitalism. Make pint smaller, sell more pints, everyone makes more money and can afford more pints. If you weren't being taxed to hell to have your money given to the Sudanese guys who are waiting in the parkinglot to rape you, you'd get it.
 
This disgraceful topic about pisswater made me get out some Scotch to wipe it from my brain.
 
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This disgraceful topic about pisswater made me get out some Scotch to wipe it from my brain.
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Look at the city slicker. wiping his brow with his fancy German Scotch.
 
@RACISM Yeah, I'm a fan of y'all's pints. The first time I went the the UK, everybody was saying to me, "Let's have a pint at the pub."

When I hear pint, it brings me back to childhood days, having lunch at school. You'd get a half pint of milk with your lunch.

I'm thinking, "a pint! That's a horrible measurement for my beer drinking needs.

Would I look like a jerk if I ordered 2 pints at once just to get going. I thought these limey cocksuckers were drinkers?"

Thankfully, when I did eventually make it to the pub and see what the pints were, I was relieved.
 
Doesn't even make a difference if pommy pints are bigger than american ones, only inferior countries use anything besides the metric system. The english system seems a tad more retarded than the US one to me, imagine measuring weight in "stone" (1 stone = 6.35kg, utterly stupid unit of measurement).
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i saw images of various british platters and the only vegetable i saw in, like, two of them, were mushy peas

like how can you people live like this?

and to complain about our american measurements. AT LEAST WE HAVE VEGETABLES
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Mid-wit observation, there's also fried tomatoes :story:
 
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