Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

Look, I hate Nick as much as the next guy. But the nonsense about the kids not being his is just that. Just as Bob cast Nick in his image, so did Nick with his unfortunate-looking kids.

If you're complaining about my saying "allegedly the father of five kids," what I was getting at is that he's biologically the father, but doesn't seem to function as much of one.

He's a sorry-ass excuse for a father. If it were otherwise, he wouldn't be in this mess.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

April update: within the last day, April followed The Dick Show on Instagram. Podcast appearance soon?

Could it be that the plea deals have been accepted, the rehab requirements for said plea deals are already in motion, and April's doing some prior researching of Dick (yes, double meaning, she's a monkey-branching slag) to put on her new face for the promised out-of-state trip to meet Nick's idol, while sniffing out exotic (anything outside of MN is considered exotic for her) wealthier men who won't run her through legal hell and just shower luxury upon luxury on her (that's her only goal on life)?

 

[Sheryl Nome]

All i know is that when the silence breaks it will all be very funny

 

[AncientPhosphur]

You know...a lot of the problems with Nick and Melton would go away if they both just got a proper ass beating.

X to doubt

Ralph got his ass beat twice and all he learned was to deny his own name in public

 

[Nod Flenders]

Nick is a severe porn addict and like many porn addicts he develops new sick fetishes. Raping teenagers is possibly one of them. He has the same porn addict mindset as a troon.

Nick's definitely not a closet pedo. He's full blown pedo.

 

[Captain Manning]

X to doubt

Ralph got his ass beat twice and all he learned was to deny his own name in public

Like hell he did!

He got his ass beat (more than) twice, and what he apparently learned was to basically confirm his own name in public.

Steel Toe Fan: "Are you Ralph?"
Ralph: "No, I'm not Ethan Ralph."

Dan must have gotten some really good head shots in. Or maybe it was those murse-snatchers. I've heard that was the worst one (no footage)

After the next beating, I expect him to claim he's he's not Ethan OLIVER Ralph.

EDIT: Typo.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

If you're complaining about my saying "allegedly the father of five kids," what I was getting at is that he's biologically the father, but doesn't seem to function as much of one.

He's a sorry-ass excuse for a father. If it were otherwise, he wouldn't be in this mess.

Yours was one of many of late on the same line of thought, hence no direct quote.

Anyone with eyes can see how shit of a parenting figure he is, to the point some (myself included) have wondered if the kids would be better off without Nick in their lives. That's tough, but sadly true. But the horrifying reality is, this is what the kids would face without Nick...

(Stolen from reddit, likely Steel Toe Boring Show.)

 

[Burt Macklin]

Anyone with eyes can see how shit of a parenting figure he is, to the point some (myself included) have wondered if the kids would be better off without Nick in their lives. That's tough, but sadly true. But the horrifying reality is, this is what the kids would face without Nick...

While I don't want to horrify the thread even more, wouldn't the correct title be:
SLUTS WHO LIKE IT IN THE BUTT

Because you know, the balldo? Or Drex being a BBC? I don't know.

God I don't want to know this degeneracy. I'm saying 10 Our Fathers and 11 Hail Marys before I even go to church tomorrow.

edit
Church meaning not on any kind of drugs other than Jesus and my high is seeking forgiveness

 

[Tomato flowers]

When Kayla was on the show, she kept on doing this thing where she would press her lips into a super thin line, over and over again when she would drink, or think, or anything. It was so weird looking on top of her face being so… rubbery, like the way her expressions form is just Weird. The genes are unfortunate from both sides, is what I’m saying.

 

[MySonDavid]

When Kayla was on the show, she kept on doing this thing where she would press her lips into a super thin line, over and over again when she would drink, or think, or anything. It was so weird looking on top of her face being so… rubbery, like the way her expressions form is just Weird. The genes are unfortunate from both sides, is what I’m saying.

I remember seeing her on Nick's show for the first time way back when and, having observed some of her mannerisms, thinking to myself "Oh my god, she's a fucking mental case" and being very confused at Nick's audience 'yasss kweening' in the chat.

 

[AnOminous]

I remember seeing her on Nick's show for the first time way back when and, having observed some of her mannerisms, thinking to myself "Oh my god, she's a fucking mental case" and being very confused at Nick's audience 'yasss kweening' in the chat.

 

[Gorton Colu]

I remember seeing her on Nick's show for the first time way back when and, having observed some of her mannerisms, thinking to myself "Oh my god, she's a fucking mental case" and being very confused at Nick's audience 'yasss kweening' in the chat.

It is always a mistake to involve your wife or girlfriend with your internet nonsense. He should have never brought her on and if she insisted he should have put his foot down like a man.

 

[3MMA]

Yours was one of many of late on the same line of thought, hence no direct quote.

Anyone with eyes can see how shit of a parenting figure he is, to the point some (myself included) have wondered if the kids would be better off without Nick in their lives. That's tough, but sadly true.

I think a lot of people are trying to predict the next big reveal, but Nick not being the father of his kids isn’t gonna be a it. Probably comes from the fact that so many main theories ITT were proven correct all at once. It was like a once in a lifetime prophetic lottery, & left some people hyped to repeat that vindication. Schadenfreude is powerful and has a strong pull.

Those kids would be better off without him. No one needs a narcissistically behaved adult baby constantly trying to control everything. Even down to the minutiae of living. I’m talking really specific shit he’s picked up over the years that he deemed cool. Things like stirring a pot clockwise instead of counterclockwise or what attitude to don when doing a certain thing. Mainly though, he’s a bad father who resents his kids, a thoroughly bad combination. That resentment is something those kids have picked up on & that’s fucked up of Nick.

 

[Melty Butter]

Are we not counting Joe's closed Jewish community? Those are very tight-knit, and while they may not be a close comradery of love and support, he has constant social interaction in a highly regulated social group.

I considered this, however, he seldom talks about close real- life friends that are his own. In fact, his being an online personality has hurt his kids' ability to get married. He's said so. I get the impression that being online is his social escape from his "highly regulated social group".

 

[Captain Manning]

Yours was one of many of late on the same line of thought, hence no direct quote.

Okay, I just want to make clear I am not one of those that believes that Drexel is the father, or some weird shit like that. To whatever extent anybody actually believes that, and isn't just shitposting. He pretty obviously isn't.

They are Nick's biological children. Unfortunately.

But he's certainly no father to them.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

It is always a mistake to involve your wife or girlfriend with your internet nonsense. He should have never brought her on and if she insisted he should have put his foot down like a man.

He has done so from the start. He took her to Dick Show Road Rage events (with a baby at least once) and pulled her into the thick of things.

Allegedly, he had to fond a babysitter for her at one event because she was A: sloppy stupid drunk or B: Sloppy stupid drunk and threatening to jump off a rooftop bar.

 

[Sharpeteer]

It is always a mistake to involve your wife or girlfriend with your internet nonsense. He should have never brought her on and if she insisted he should have put his foot down like a man.

But if he never did that, we wouldn't have this:


Or this:

 

[ChromaQuack]

He has done so from the start. He took her to Dick Show Road Rage events (with a baby at least once) and pulled her into the thick of things.

Allegedly, he had to fond a babysitter for her at one event because she was A: sloppy stupid drunk or B: Sloppy stupid drunk and threatening to jump off a rooftop bar.

Don't forget the time he brought her over to a certain now cursed internet rassle rassle event and she allegedly started getting very handsy with a retarded moorish man who had just recently (allegedly) bombed Hasbro HQ.

I for one can't imagine why that man might have rejected her advances.

 

[Gorton Colu]

He has done so from the start. He took her to Dick Show Road Rage events (with a baby at least once) and pulled her into the thick of things.

Allegedly, he had to fond a babysitter for her at one event because she was A: sloppy stupid drunk or B: Sloppy stupid drunk and threatening to jump off a rooftop bar.

Was this before he started his show? I can't recall. It's one thing to take your wife to some "comedic" live show vs making her a part of your show.

Either way, she seems like someone who should have socialized more growing up and also not done musical theater.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Don't forget the time he brought her over to a certain now cursed internet rassle rassle event and she allegedly started getting very handsy with a retarded moorish man who had just recently (allegedly) bombed Hasbro HQ.

I for one can't imagine why that man might have rejected her advances.
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