Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[itogi]

Tuned in to him complaining about people saying he's killing ferrets and he chalks it up to, get this, social turmoil such as the bluesky drama and election season.

Instead of working on his games and abandoning his ferret "rescue" project, he blames everyone, except himself. Way to go, Mald.

 

[kiwirevolving]

Well in that case

Hi, Jason. Stop lurking your thread and work on your fucking game already.

I wonder what people he's referring to or where he got that from

I don't see anyone on X talking about how Jason kills them

The only recent post here regarding his ferrets that I how remember is how Jason most likely fucks them

Anyways, I didn't think Jason is / was also a furry, he types like a faggot for someone his age, so I shouldn't be surprised

Lenny face in 2024? Starting your post with "Oh, hai" when addressing how you drove 2 hours to meet with a minor who draws nsfw art? Come on

 

[Gravemind]

I wonder what people he's referring to or where he got that from

I don't see anyone on X talking about how Jason kills them

The only recent post here regarding his ferrets that I how remember is how Jason most likely fucks them

Also, another ferret down.
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This is going to be another Tranch with a Ferretschwitz style mass grave isn't it?

"Shaye was there with him when he left"
Oh yea the vet assistant who's not actually a vet who was also there when your other ferret died.
Even outside of gamedev he's still a retard.

Dude went for a handful of ferrets to 50 and he has >A< hired staff. Presumably the same guy that was handling his handful of ferrets before. I do remember him saying he has 2 other part timers on it but imagine going from 1 person to like 6 ferrets to 1 + .5 + .5 of a person for 50 ferrets (that he admits are all broken and hard to care for). Death camp for ferrets lmao.

Where did he even get 50 ferrets? He's always talking about having the largest ferret rescue in the country but that still seems like an unreasonably high number for an animal that isn't that common.

The USA is huge.

Plenty of people there that would buy a ferret thinking "heckin' noodle doggy", and then drop them the moment they realize that ferrets produce a lot of stink.

Not looking to well acksmually, but if he owns (or at least mortgages) two properties in the greater SeaTac area, he is, by definition due to his property holdings, a millionaire. He's probably trying to gauge his worth based on money in the bank or some other arbitrary metric; I'm not gonna do the math, because I can say with 100% certainty, two properties in the hot part of Washington and the numbers he pulls on Twitch, he's a millionaire. He may try to argue he pays his jannies a fair wage, okay, what's your organization and are they W-2 or 1099; or are you violating some form of finance/work laws? Then there's your ferret/exotic pet rescue, I assume you have proper paperwork filings for that? I'm not looking to fucking knock down walls just to call this dude a fucking liar, but anyone with two brain cells to rub together can readily identify this dude as at least an on paper millionaire.

Edit: Also, if you've had two ferrets die from incubator / overheating, check your fucking rules and regulations or whatever you may call them. One or two here and there may be excusable, but this is two damn near back to back, that's not an accident, that's something else.

Edit 2: Couldn't let it go, going by Redfin for both pieces of property; the larger one at 16604 92nd NW Lake Bay, WA 98349 along is sitting comfy at 1.3M; the other piece of property was sitting at 495K. Sure he bought the larger property for less and sure he may even still be paying a mortgage on it; but if Kamal and the lunatics have their way and decide to implement taxes on unrealized gains, guess what his (along with every other home owners) tax bracket is going to become. Even without a bullshit tax, if/when you're applying for loans and you want to list all your assets to get the best possible results, guess what you list, real estate / property. It's not what you make on paper, it includes all your assets, which, imagine his shock, are pieces of real estate with his name attached to. You're a millionaire Jason, even if your bank account doesn't have seven figures (nine if you count the decimal points) or if you're too stupid to recognize it.

if he wasn't a furnigger with a ferret fursona I'd assume they died to neglect or some other condition. I really really hope they died of neglect or some other condition.

The constant fuck-ups of Jason's rehab has correlated with my dubious sobriety at the moment and culminated in me making this incredibly shit image
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(Urban Rescue Ranch is a good Christian channel if you can get past the horrible brainrot in most of it)

Literally just from the last two or so pages.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Thor Mad. Thor smash with hammer!

You can tell if he is pissed off seemingly, he’ll make a vid real quick doubling the fuck down.

 

[itogi]

Thor Mad. Thor smash with hammer!

You can tell if he is pissed off seemingly, he’ll make a vid real quick doubling the fuck down.

My guy, archive his shit takes!
Ghost Archive, PreserveTube, local:

 

[6MillionCoofs]

My guy, archive his shit takes!
Ghost Archive, PreserveTube,

Noted, my bad.

 

[itogi]

How do that?

Download video (play with video quality to make sure the size is less than 200MB) -> "insert video" button in the post editor.

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

The constant fuck-ups of Jason's rehab has correlated with my dubious sobriety at the moment and culminated in me making this incredibly shit image
View attachment 6541889
(Urban Rescue Ranch is a good Christian channel if you can get past the horrible brainrot in most of it)

Call me retarded because you can easily deduce this off "muh 20 years of experience", but I had somehow pegged this fag as early-to-mid 20s in my mind. I didn't realize he's almost 40.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Download video (play with video quality to make sure the size is less than 200MB) -> "insert video" button in the post editor.

Thank you.

 

[DHugo]

I feel like if he was less famous he would sue the Kiwifarms. He thinks he knows everything and has that bitchy anger + wants to take every negative thing about him down.

 

[Mettaur]

I feel like if he was less famous he would sue the Kiwifarms. He thinks he knows everything and has that bitchy anger + wants to take every negative thing about him down.

That would immediately make him a Keffals tier target. It'd probably be the stupidest decision in his entire life.

 

[KosherFarms.net]

Thor Mad. Thor smash with hammer!

You can tell if he is pissed off seemingly, he’ll make a vid real quick doubling the fuck down.

>be Maldavius Faggotry
>love sucking animal penises and driving ferrets into suicide
>make a video defending gross trannies who shove politics into gaming and destroyed an open source project
>decide to start deleting critical comments about your retardation
>make a smug part 2 to your retarded video explaining yourself
>lie about it and say they were mean cyberbullies and deserved to be deleted
>leave out the part where Godot developers harassed and attacked Redot devs
>leave out the part where Godot doubled down themselves and told everyone to go fuck themselves. Encouraging all of this to happen
>twist Godot banning a platinum supporter into them fighting against a heckin evil spamming bigot!
>proclaim intelligence over everyone else. They're wrong not you.
Keep it up Jason. By this rate you'll have A callout video from someone with more than 16 subs in no time. Good luck filing a false strike on them when it happens. Surely it will work in your favor?

On that note how many more detractors do you think this retarded disingenuous take from Maldavius brought to our thread? How many more people will go from being neutral towards Maldy to reading Relinquish's page long OP and hating him? After he struck everyone on Youtube and Reddit Kiwi Farms is now the top result for "Maldavius Figtree". Before this it was somewhat hidden by a couple of Youtube videos and some Reddit pages. Brilliant thinking Mald. As always.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Before this it was somewhat hidden by a couple of Youtube videos and some Reddit pages. Brilliant thinking Mald. As always.

It’s honestly true that the best way to obscure and hide yourself is not to actuvely try and hide things.

 

[Joe Dough 68]

At this point I just hope that some government official finally notices an unlicensed "rescue" operation going on in his state and does something about it.

 

[HansKlokBier]

What kind of "rescue" is this, these ferrets need to be put down, not prolong there pain... No wonder they are killing themselfs by overheating each other.

 

[kiwirevolving]

Ferrets don't live for that long, especially in captivity

Have a bunch of them and they're a perfect way for Maldavius to get a steady supply of ego boost whenever one of the ferrets dies because Maldavius' fans pat his ass every time about how he is such a good person for doing this

Thor Mad. Thor smash with hammer!

You can tell if he is pissed off seemingly, he’ll make a vid real quick doubling the fuck down.

I fucking hate YouTubers that put their face in every thumbnail of their videos, and them always having some form of smug / punchable expression makes me hate them even more. Peak narcissism which Maldavius Figtree checks out

 

[verymuchawful]

Butta ferret, the ferret with da-Nvm, it's dead.

 

[reactionary]

He uses Shinigami eyes,

Wait, how did I even miss that?

What's the origin of this extension's name?​

In the Death Note manga/anime, "having the shinigami eyes" means being able to see people's names and remaining lifespan just by looking at them. In a similar way, this extension allows you to see a person's trans acceptance orientation just by looking at them.

What did they mean by this?

 

[Combustion Engine]

It's pretty easy to debooonk online "fake news" when you cherrypick the most deranged and blatantly false ignoring straight facts. For example, nobody sane in their minds said Juan was banned, rather somebody replying with what he wrote 1:1 was immediately blocked for that. (something about not caring about political stuff, but he was later seen on mastodon complaining about harassers all being people with anime avatars and trump voters) And he's plainly lying about the server, which was official.. until earlier this year, and is so easily verifiable online. It has to be intentional.

 

[Hirbowedge]

Man I hate the second reply so much. You could do a point by point examination of how he lies.

As an example, he uses a X reply of the Platinum supporter saying he's not been banned, but for the claim of him spamming Godot's accounts there is no proof. In a 7 minute video, he spends a full minute talking about how Noita needed to make a custom game engine, but there isn't any proof of 'harassment' beyond one retarded github issue.

If the lying was high effort, if he made a collage of few retards posting objectionable stuff within the sea of complaints about Godot pushing non-woke people away, I'd be less annoyed. At least the retards eating this shit up would have some sort of excuse.

Such blatant lying and this Mald-ing faggot has thousands of people thanking him for bringing truth to them.