Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Third World Aristocrat]

Objection! Still-Life on the left looks far too docile and sane!

And no freaking sausages. I don't know much about Rekieta locals chat lore, but every time I open that chat, 90% of its content is Still Life talking to himself, while posting multiple images of sausages photoshopped into things. I don't know why, I don't know if this was ever discussed in this thread, and I think I don't want to know why...

I mean, for example, these are his sausage posts from the last ~24 hours:

Spoiler: Still-Life Sausage

 

[Schpoots]

Sausages? Are they sweaty? Is still-life just Monty on an alt fucking with Nick? Lol.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Nicky's been a good boy, and Daddy Bob, Mommy Celeste, and his eldest son have cleared him for streaming

So proud of Nick for achieving emancipation from his parents.

 

[MadStan]

Has nick finally stooped down to Ethan’s level and got April with a bun in the oven? Nothing like having a new baby face in the Court crowd to get sympathy from the jury.

 

[Swole McPole]

"I got sidetracked by getting assfucked by niggers"

Fixed that for you, Nick. Hope that helps.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

And no freaking sausages. I don't know much about Rekieta locals chat lore, but every time I open that chat, 90% of its content is Still Life talking to himself, while posting multiple images of sausages photoshopped into things. I don't know why, I don't know if this was ever discussed in this thread, and I think I don't want to know why...

I mean, for example, these are his sausage posts from the last ~24 hours:

Spoiler: Still-Life Sausage

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Still-Life lore was hilarious when I started logging the chat and posting LOCALS, but it turned very dark over time, and I genuinely think he is insane.

Even people in Nick's chat were reporting him to LOCALS before the block feature was implemented, and he was banned by LOCALS staff 4-5 times. It got bad enough that they blacklisted his credit card, so he is forced to use pre-paid gift cards to pay for his subscription.

 

[TexOffender]

And no freaking sausages. I don't know much about Rekieta locals chat lore, but every time I open that chat, 90% of its content is Still Life talking to himself, while posting multiple images of sausages photoshopped into things. I don't know why, I don't know if this was ever discussed in this thread, and I think I don't want to know why...

I mean, for example, these are his sausage posts from the last ~24 hours:

Spoiler: Still-Life Sausage

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Is still-life a member of the sweaty sausage squad?

 

[Sharpeteer]

It got bad enough that they blacklisted his credit card, so he is forced to use pre-paid gift cards to pay for his subscription.

I love this so much. That's dedication to the "cause."

He must be in Nick's Locals, no matter what it takes.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

I can't wait to see this with Nick on the stand at trial:

 

[Anticipointment]

He has done so from the start. He took her to Dick Show Road Rage events (with a baby at least once) and pulled her into the thick of things.

Allegedly, he had to fond a babysitter for her at one event because she was A: sloppy stupid drunk or B: Sloppy stupid drunk and threatening to jump off a rooftop bar.

Was this before he started his show? I can't recall. It's one thing to take your wife to some "comedic" live show vs making her a part of your show.

Either way, she seems like someone who should have socialized more growing up and also not done musical theater.

I do not have a hard timeline locked down. I started researching Nick pre-YT fame from those who knew him as part of the Dick Show/TBPITU fandom, but many of them had hazy memories with a few bright spots. Most of the old guard has moved on from Dick, so there were not too many to even approach and ask.

The event would definitively have been in the 10's, so if it was late in 2017, it may have overlapped with his very early show.

I believe the incident being discussed is from the post below. Made in the Dick thread, October 2021.

Rekieta’s wife is honestly his only skeleton, to name one thing that I know hasn’t been mentioned at a previous road rage she had to be talked down off a roof/balcony while drunk the day before the show.

Rekieta seems to have followed in Jf’s footsteps a bit. But at least he doesn’t feel the need to show her off to his viewers like a show pony, or at least less often.

The last bit was good advice that in retrospect, went unheeded.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

I deleted my post out of shame after someone IRL explained to me. But I appreciate the explanation!

Also, wanted to point this out:
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Why does he feel the need to specify? Is this a subtle tell that April and Kayla are out of the picture?

I think this is Nick disavowing all internet friends

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

After 6,664 pages, all I can say is let this be a lesson kids.

Never, ever touch, nor wear a Sonichu medallion.

There've been too many victims in its existence.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

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Sounds like he is mad at a person or persons and he has more bridge burning to do.

Gonna try my best attempt at Nick-speak deciphering :

Integrity - not by Nick, but by others (in Lawtube, his inner family circle?); a.k.a. loyalty by another name demanded of his 'subordinates'

Loadout (had to check the definition; it means equipment carried into battle by a soldier)
- Honesty (a.k.a. gaslighting what rump fanbase is left)
- Freedom from restraints (Divorce? Or reality check by his parents that April is a net burden on finances and family morale?)
I'm judging the latter based on her IG pics with her nephew, and I doubt her brother will allow her to use his son for virtue signal brownie points, but to reach out and remind her who she alienated and who will forgive and allow her back into their lives.

Cast - Damn his family, damn his kids, it's always been about him, the perpetual victim of the State, against the world; classic main character syndrome.

 

[Gorton Colu]

After 6,664 pages, all I can say is let this be a lesson kids.

Never, ever touch, nor wear a Sonichu medallion.

There've been too many victims in its existence.

That is good advice but insufficient.

You see everyone in this thread? Statistically speaking, 20 percent of us will become lolcows before the end of next year.

I've got a couple of tips to help keep us from becoming cows.
1) Try your hardest not to be retarded or a faggot.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

- Freedom from restraints (Divorce? Or reality check by his parents that April is a net burden on finances and family morale?)
I'm judging the latter based on her IG pics with her nephew, and I doubt her brother will allow her to use his son for virtue signal brownie points, but to reach out and remind her who she alienated and who will forgive and allow her back into their lives.

For a brief moment, I thought this might be a sign he was taking a plea. Then I thought he would NEVER do that because it would be a 'restraint'. Then I thought Nick might think spin the story as 'Sometimes you just have wait to be FREE!'

I think he has some event he thinks will come off in his personal life to announce--even if not a plea deal. He only streams when he thinks he has something to dunk on his haters with, or a personal life update to set a narrative.

Regardless of what it is, we have Nick content on the horizon!

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Were they already so deprived of nutrition they had to resort to eating spoiled food because their parents were conked out on booze and drugs and too busy having perverted sex orgies to feed them?

So after reading Nick's legal filings trying to follow his unrivaled legal acumen with my Scandinavian stalker child gray matter, the inescapable conclusion is this:

Nick: "Your honor, the children are clearly not dead. And I have very clearly not been feeding them. And Kayla has been less of a caretaker than me. But since they are alive through no benevolence of ours, it's very clear SOMEONE has been feeding them. And until those persons find a responsible person to relieve them, they have an affirmative duty to keep feeding the children. Kayla and I have no idea how our children keep testing positive for food. I read sciency papers on food and they are clearly getting some. We don't give it to them. If cocaine possession charges have taught us anything, it's that sometimes you have no idea how things get into your house. Maybe the dishonest Det. Pomplun or the lying Alishia Sweep brought food (and other things) into the house. Either way, one or both of them must continue providing food until they find a responsible adult to replace them. And it's clear whatever food borne illness the children suffered, the people that gave them the stuff to test positive are responsible. I will be suing Pomplun, Sweep, the state, the county, Judge Fischer, Aaron, Aaron's children and the lolcows that gave them bad milk for their collective negligence. How dare they. I demand a frankfurter hearing to determine what food Pomplun didn't tell the judge he was feeding to my children.

 

[Sharpeteer]

After 6,664 pages, all I can say is let this be a lesson kids.

Never, ever touch, nor wear a Sonichu medallion.

There've been too many victims in its existence.

You see everyone in this thread? Statistically speaking, 20 percent of us will become lolcows before the end of next year.

I've got a couple of tips to help keep us from becoming cows.
1) Try your hardest not to be retarded or a faggot.

Quite a few already have. We got people that have been thread-banned for deciding to die on that absolute worst hills (including but not limited to Kayla being the mastermind from the very beginning, declaring that this thread defends pedos, etc), people who makes tons of sock accounts that talk to each other because they want to influence the justice system, etc.

No need to wait, it's already happened plenty even just in the last year. Some people are just born to be fags, and they did it without making a single video/stream.

Spoiler: Unrelated do not read

WHY DO I SEE THIS ALL THE TIME NOW? Sargonfeet you will not leave me alone

 

[Balldo's Gate]

- Honesty (a.k.a. gaslighting what rump fanbase is left)
- Freedom from restraints (Divorce? Or reality check by his parents that April is a net burden on finances and family morale?)

These words in his latest Locals post are the latest in a string of comments he's made after DENIED, DENIED, DENIED which strongly appear to be signalling towards him intending to accept a plea. I think it's likely that he will continue stalling and not stream until around the end of November after that happens.

However, his comments in response to the question about the 5k Locals gift confirm he isn't actually taking responsibility for any of the problems he created for himself at all.

One problem for Nick is that if he does make a show of having "taken accountability" and reformed himself in the interim, it certainly appears from Locals comments that his remaining fanbase were dumb enough to think that he actually wasn't on drugs.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Quite a few already have. We got people that have been thread-banned for deciding to die on that absolute worst hills (including but not limited to Kayla being the mastermind from the very beginning, declaring that this thread defends pedos, etc), people who makes tons of sock accounts that talk to each other because they want to influence the justice system, etc.

No need to wait, it's already happened plenty even just in the last year. Some people are just born to be fags, and they did it without making a single video/stream.

On the uppercase 'I' internet, the autists are entertained by two separate, yet equally important groups: the lolcows who debase themselves and the Farmers who milk them.

These are their stories.

*Kiwi doink-doink'

 

[Captain Manning]

Sausages? Are they sweaty? Is still-life just Monty on an alt fucking with Nick? Lol.

Is still-life a member of the sweaty sausage squad?
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You know, I never considered that.

I don't want it be true though. I think it's better that Monty just be some crazy but completely harmless old guy that Rekieta went too far with.

Whereas, Still-Life is unhinged.

I do still suspect Still-Life is some sort of false flag though. A very committed one.

One problem for Nick is that if he does make a show of having "taken accountability" and reformed himself in the interim, it certainly appears from Locals comments that his remaining fanbase were dumb enough to think that he actually wasn't on drugs.

Again, he's eventually gonna try and resolve that by going with "I had to plea, because muh gubament.'

Watch.