🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Sicko Hunter]

There's no room for a couch to melt into in his tin shack. His gamer chair will have to suffice.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I wonder if Ralph is trying to get another passport and they are requiring some serious hoops and fees just to consider it or maybe he won’t be trusted with another ten year one. If he’s lost more than one passport in the last four years they might be put in some special retard program for expats that can’t be trusted with actual passports.

Tracks



I’m sorry I lost my passport again! I was drunk in a strip club in Tijuana taking creep shots of strippers to post to Twitter and then they hauled my drunk ass out and threw me to the curb where I fractured my hip! This interview IS tax free correct?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Policía mexicana will find a fat piggy with all four titties polymerised into some garbage no-name stinky chair with the aroma of piss bottles in the air. May God save them.

Might actually be a refreshing change of pace from the usual cartel horror shows they have to clean up.

 

[AnOminous]

I wonder if Ralph is trying to get another passport and they are requiring some serious hoops and fees just to consider it or maybe he won’t be trusted with another ten year one. If he’s lost more than one passport in the last four years they might be put in some special retard program for expats that can’t be trusted with actual passports.

I wonder if he actually "lost" them or if he sold them to passport forgers to use for fakes. Even if he didn't, that's probably what they assume he was doing so they don't want to give him more. The only reason I think it's more likely that he's a moron is that I don't think he has the connections to find that kind of person.

 

[Die For Me!]

10/18/24
Ralph starts the show with some hollering and a dance, shows off a strange fluid stain on his shirt (compression makes it difficult to spot, see pictures):

Ralph keys us in on how he initiates rape, someone in chat suggests a side hustle strategy by cramming your cock against women in lines, Ralph retorts that you need to make sure you're erect first:

Ralph gets a message from his manager for a mystery appointment that will take several hours on Thursday. Will be leaving Friday to see Vickers Jr.:

Ralph sees something a-log related (?) chuckles and reminds everyone watching to not miss the Halloween Announcement:

idk about you guys but i'm actually losing a lot of interest in this supposed big halloween surprise. If Ralph was truly a master of ceremonies that he claims to be, he would be able to lure in the crowds by revealing some fortuitous hints of this precocious announcement without giving it all away. Unfortunately, we all know that Ralph is too retarded to figure this out, so I think i will be absconding from not only watching this stream, but also clipping it unless this is addressed

During some news clips, Rumbles notification alerts glitches out and sends everyone following his channel 4-5 notifications that he went live. Hayturs who are following him got upset and shitted up his chat, genuine watchers also complained however, and Ralph decided to mock them (3:13), told them to cry about, and to unfollow him (3:27) if it's that big of a deal:

Ralph geds up and unknowingly gives us an update on the Ralphahunch, Spoiler Alert: It's getting worse

Spoiler: ENHANCE

Ralph comes back and wait is DAT RITZ?!

A long clip about Ralphs allergy to bling, more cope about precious:

 

[Balldo's Gate]

10/18/24

If it was not for your posting clips I would have assumed Ralph was going weeks if not months without streaming at multiple different points in time

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

He's going to need a walker soon.

 

[KosherFarms.net]

He's going to need a walker soon.

I'll buy him one with tennis balls on the legs. Enjoy your golden years Ethan!

 

[AltisticRight]

He's going to need a walker soon.

He's basically donga now.
Chief Piggytits of the quad-titties tribe, el-gunto.
He'll probably need an iron buffalo too.

 

[GuntPatrol]

Hayturs who are following him got upset and shitted up his chat, genuine watchers also complained however, and Ralph decided to mock them (3:13), told them to cry about, and to unfollow him (3:27) if it's that big of a deal:

"Also, I never see you in the chat. You sound like a fucking faggot. [...] Why don't you blow your fucking brains out, actually." Ralph, this is the exact opposite of how you should be treating new names in chat. You should be sucking their dicks. Relying on the same five pathetic losers to fund your meager lifestyle isn't a good long-term strategy. If you want to avoid being homeless in the streets of Merida, growing your channel should be your top priority, and chasing off people you don't recognize isn't how you do that.

 

[Rage Pig]

"growing your channel should be your top priority"

Matter of fact, my top priority is

I've already managed to go from average 350 to 250 by just being boring and lazy, took me less than a few months.

I call it the noir phase of the Killstream, and I'll tank this motherfucker below 150 before the year ends!

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I'm sure if you ask Ralph everyone who stopped watching wasn't contributing to the daily goal so they were just dead weight anyways

 

[JAKL II]

Using outdoor bug spray indoors is truly one of those justralfemalethings.

 

[GuntPatrol]

Using outdoor bug spray indoors is truly one of those justralfemalethings.
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La cucarachas Mexicanas need something stronger than those cucked cockroaches back in the US.

 

[AltisticRight]

Using outdoor bug spray indoors is truly one of those justralfemalethings.
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That's beyond wigger levels.
Is he snorting the bug spray too? Are Meheecoh xannies out of his budget now?

 

[Rage Pig]

Killstream vip guest has been arrested. There were a few weeks where piggy had this untermensch on his show on a regular basis, he was lying about fighting in Ukraine. Piggy was too stupid to detect these lies. He was also tweeting about him very often, very homosexual.

Edit: Documentation of the extensive dick sucking of the untermensch Boneface by the RALPHAGGOT

 

[KosherFarms.net]

Killstream vip guest has been arrested. There were a few weeks where piggy had this untermensch on his show on a regular basis, he was lying about fighting in Ukraine. Piggy was too stupid to detect these lies. He was also tweeting about him very often, very homosexual.
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Wow piggy you went from starring Metokur and other big names on your stream to having this subhuman with face tattoos be the main attraction to your show. Good work piggy I am feeling a full swing revival of the sektur coming soon....

 

[412-L]

Using outdoor bug spray indoors is truly one of those justralfemalethings.
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Hopefully it’s the fast kill/low irritant kind. I hear that works best.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I'm sure that's real healthy for his cats. All the stagnant water left from the hurricane has probably caused a mosquito population boom. Tropical disease arc when?

Killstream vip guest has been arrested

Burglary of a unoccupied dwelling? Was this savior of the white race stripping a house of its copper like a common crack head?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Obviously this dipshit future Killstream Hall-a-Famer is a destructive crackhead completely innocent like all of Ralph's other friends that get charged with crimes.

Only the world famous Killstream can provide this caliber of guest.