Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Happy Little War Painter]

well... can SEAN prove it WASN'T him???? Checkmate kiwifags....

Spoiler

Crackets made that same argument about Monty like the retard he is

 

[Sharpeteer]

Thanks to Rekieta I have the ghoulish image of him licking Imholte's face burned into my memory, and I know what a balldo is. He owes every one of us a personal apology.

Yeah it's bad that we have to carry the knowledge of what a Balldo is with us.

But Sean has to explain it to everybody.

 

[Step out of the car sir]

I do not disagree that it's his M.O.
But "View attachment 6550284 IT WAS SEAN ON AARONS CHAT PLOTING WITH HIM FOR SUPERCHAT MONEEYYY" when he knows it was him, is such a schizophrenic thing to lie about, even for Rekieta. It's hard to think he is not intoxicated with something when he does something like that.

Sounds like paranoid words from someone who drinks and does cocaine, the grammar being normal is likely auto correct, no fucking way he was sober during a single tweet from the shit fit he had.
Likely he was fucked up when he was superchatting, oh sorry I mean Sean plotting against him, clearly.

 

[Braphamut]

If you tech down the autism tree far enough do you just end up unlocking Bobs? I get it, common name but almost always in a custodial/adversarial role?

Chris Chan? Bob The Lumberjack
Daniel Larson? Housing Bob
Keffals? Bobposting
Metokur? Brightside Bob
Ralph? Radical Roberts
Fatrick? Robert S. Mewler
Nick? His father and Barnes

 

[Sexy Potoo]

If you tech down the autism tree far enough do you just end up unlocking Bobs? I get it, common name but almost always in a custodial/adversarial role?

Chris Chan? Bob The Lumberjack
Daniel Larson? Housing Bob
Keffals? Bobposting
Metokur? Brightside Bob
Ralph? Radical Roberts
Fatrick? Robert S. Mewler
Nick? His father and Barnes

What happens is God realizes He made a retard that not even He can wrangle by himself, so He appoints the nearest Bob as a designated wrangler.

 

[Funny Internet Racist]

So he's probably doing the popular drug on the hood right now, Nitrus Oxide

Nitrous is a fag drug that fags take to prepare for fag sex. So Nick is definitely taking it.

 

[LovisXVI]

Pretty soon it'll be terminal and he'll be stuck saying things that don't make sense.

Just waiting for him to have a flashback on the stand to that fateful night. Anime sucks, cope and sneed, anime sucks, cope and sneed, anime sucks...

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Nitrous is a fag drug that fags take to prepare for fag sex. So Nick is definitely taking it.

doesn't it make it so your asshole muscles eventually can't keep tight and you gotta wear diapers 24/7?

 

[Oxyjen]

doesn't it make it so your asshole muscles eventually can't keep tight and you gotta wear diapers 24/7?

Nitrous is a fag drug that fags take to prepare for fag sex. So Nick is definitely taking it.

You’re thinking of Amyl Nitrate.

 

[Captain Manning]

Emily will never speak of Nick publicly. She actually knows what she's doing as an entertainer and knows her audience. She won't expose that to them, lest she raise any doubts about herself.

It's not just Emily.

This is so bad now that even Megan Fox, who is the protypical dumb blonde, won't touch it anymore.

No more putting on her best push-up bra and turning on the water-works about how mean the KF is to Rekieta.

I do not disagree that it's his M.O.
But "View attachment 6550284 IT WAS SEAN ON AARONS CHAT PLOTTING WITH HIM FOR SUPERCHAT MONEEYYY" when he knows it was him, is such a schizophrenic thing to lie about, even for Rekieta. It's hard to think he is not intoxicated with something when he does something like that.

It's not hard at all.

Let me cite an example that happened in this very thread:

Spectre got caught out socking here. Null banned his sock and him put him on blast. On Twitter, Spectre claimed Null is wrong he never even visits KF anymore. Come to find out, on a livestream the night before, he was seen scrolling through this thread in a web browser (not just "things that were sent to him"). That, like this, was unraveled in a span of hours, because they were both utterly retarded.

I cite this example in particular because I have seen zero evidence Spectre is a cokehead.

Some people are just stupid and lie pathologically. Nick, like Spectre, is one of those people. They don't need drugs to act the way they do.

(Other people have cited Ralph's initial reaction to the revenge porn, where he blamed a hack, but that's not as good an example IMO because Ralph almost certainly was massively fucked up, as he often is).

Mind you, I'm not saying Nick wasn't on drugs when he made that tweet. He very well could have been. I'm just saying drugs aren't always an excuse/reason for that behavior. He can do this shit sober, just as well. Nick is intrinsically an amoral and scummy person. At most, the drugs and alcohol just enhance it.

I wanna be clear on that point. Nick is gonna try and shirk personally responsibility for everything. I, for one, am not going to give him a pass for anything just because he's a known crackhead.

According to Aaron, Kayla throws things in fits of rage.

Frankly, I'm with Kayla if she did it after the Cokestream. That Cokestream fucked everybody in that entire household badly.

Nick probably needs to have his ass beat more often.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

A new Twitter spergery may have started again, owning the A-Logs:


Link | Nitter Archive

EDIT: And I think it's pretty safe to assume that many people would end up better than a destroyed streaming career, felony charge, broken marriage, and having CPS paying attention to you.

 

[Scan_Lines]

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No idea, Nick. Why would anyone have the audacity to ask this question? How did your own daughter test positive? WTAF with this man.

Aaron never said he had it out for his kids. He said he left it on the sofa and his daughter found it.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

He did it because he hates Sean for being truthful. For being the better man. He did it because he's a piece of shit. He can be a piece of shit regardless of his sobriety.

Nick hates Sean for the same reason Nick hates Jesus.

Why, I'd even say that Sean is *four* times the man Nick is!

It's hilarious how much Sean gets under his skin. More than the other Lawtubers. Shit like Nick is Sean's area of practice. He's seen hundreds of Nick's. And Nick does not like hearing how fucked up he is, and how it's going to go.

Nick's irrational hatred of fats is the burden Sean has to bear. It's funny (and weird) how little it affects Sean.

I actually feel sorry for the Barneswalker. Can you imagine having Nick as a client?

Ok you lost me there.

Edit to add:

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

A new Twitter spergery may have started again, owning the A-Logs:

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Link | Nitter Archive

EDIT: And I think it's pretty safe to assume that many people would end up better than a destroyed streaming career, felony charge, broken marriage, and having CPS paying attention to you.

I am fairly certain I would not be a swinging coke manwhore retard frying my brain every day if I had the money nick had.

that said I'd never have his former fame as I'm too private of a person IRL

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

I don't want to spam the thread with Tweets, but this is interesting:

Ethan Oliver Ralph gives us some insights into Rekieta's life:

Link | Archive 1 | A2 | A3

 

[Finger Pistols]

I don't want to spam the thread with Tweets, but this is interesting:

Ethan Oliver Ralph give us some insights into Rekieta's life:
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Link | Archive

I, as well as anyone reading this, shouldn't trust anything that Ethan Ralph says at face value. He's a liar, he even lied to a random bystander about the name his father Ronny have 'im. But he's probably speaking about the drug detection patches that were mentioned before.

 

[Artful Dodger]

A new Twitter spergery may have started again, owning the A-Logs:

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EDIT: And I think it's pretty safe to assume that many people would end up better than a destroyed streaming career, felony charge, broken marriage, and having CPS paying attention to you.

He can't help himself. I know I'm advocating for the least funny thing, but he should really just leave the internet at this point. If he really wants to salvage things, he should come back after two years and make up an elaborate redemption arc about rehab or finding Jesus (again). Some people would buy that.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Yesterday I thought he 100% had a deal on the table he was accepting and that's why he was acting smug and running his mouth again, now I'm thinking he might just be high again. He's just very poorly lying and changing gears for no good reason and he forgot that he was posting from a verified account?

He really should have gone to rehab.

however I still think he is gonna get out of this with a slap on the wrist, yes he's retarded, yes he's wasting everyone's time, yes he's an ungrateful retard who can't see how incredibly soft everyone has been on him and how much grace he's being given.

But he's still a first time offender with five kids the state doesn't want to split up and he's a lawyer so there's probably a tiny bit of in group preference happening. Yeah they have him dead to rights and he's gotta be difficult to deal with, but the legal system is there to deal with people difficult to deal with, and usually much worse than Nick.

I think people assume that bring a dick to the judge is like a surefire way to get maximum sentences but that's not normally what happens.

If he doesn't take a deal he's going to get maybe a very short amount of jail time like less than a year, but probably not even that, if he does take it I'm assuming he's going to get a suspended sentence with a probation officer and maybe a suspended legal license.

 

[Step out of the car sir]

A new Twitter spergery may have started again, owning the A-Logs:

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EDIT: And I think it's pretty safe to assume that many people would end up better than a destroyed streaming career, felony charge, broken marriage, and having CPS paying attention to you.

"I'm doing awful in this situation, but you'd do worse!"
I don't know Nick, it's pretty remarkable how much you fell from grace so fast, you're likely the best at it.

The level of fucking up something you had that was great to act like a cool rebellious teenager is remarkable, like Andy Dick levels of slippery slope, truly amazing job bucko.
Imagine being mentioned in a netflix documentary, sure it's slop but you can build something good from that. Lawtube has tons of niches, tons of opportunity for expansion, not to mention having a highly respected opinion online, however fringe you may be.
Could of gone the way of Law & crime, who reported on your arrest by the way.

But you fucked it, you fucked it good Nick, beyond repair.

 

[200MB]

A new Twitter spergey may have started again, owning the A-Logs:

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"Oh yeah pal? You think it's so easy being me? Well I'd like to see you resist trading the life of a millionaire family man for a pair of busted-up crack whores and endless legal troubles."