Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Crocodylus Acutus]

A new Twitter spergery may have started again, owning the A-Logs:

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EDIT: And I think it's pretty safe to assume that many people would end up better than a destroyed streaming career, felony charge, broken marriage, and having CPS paying attention to you.

"Believe me, you wouldn't do any better with it."

I think most anyone would Nick. It's rather simple actually, all you need to do is:

• Not get addicted to booze and drugs
• Not neglect your children and give them cocaine
• Not be a faggot
• Not have an open swinger marriage
• Not call people pedophiles with no evidence
• Not associate with pedophiles
• Not berate judges who are presiding over your criminal and civil cases
• Not use the balldo
• Etc.

Now that I think about, that's a lot of things one should NOT do, almost as if his issues derive from his poor behavior and NOT his situation, which by all accounts should have set him up for great success.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I don't want to spam the thread with Tweets, but this is interesting:

Ethan Oliver Ralph give us some insights into Rekieta's life:
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Well that clears it right up, Ralph has never lied about being drunk or high ever.

 

[Captain Manning]

I actually feel sorry for the Barneswalker. Can you imagine having Nick as a client?

Ok you lost me there.

Same. Barneswalker is a "true believer." Of Barnes, if not Nick. There are tweets of his, before he entered his first appearance, talking about "Constitutional issues" in Nick's case. The term Barneswalker wasn't coined for nothing.

Plus, he's getting paid. So, fuck him. No sympathy.

I don't want to spam the thread with Tweets, but this is interesting:

Ethan Oliver Ralph give us some insights into Rekieta's life:
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Ralph is a lying sack of shit.

However, again, I don't think he had to be on drugs.

He's an evil person, @Potentially Criminal.

Plus, he deleted that tweet PDQ. We almost didn't get it. I really think he wanted to do an op on Sean, but then thought better of it. The fact he thought better of it strongly suggests at least some of those neurons must have been firing.

Unless we're going with Bob and/or Celeste watching him like a hawk it telling him to delete it, but the thing with that is you'd think they would want him to try and claim he wasn't in Aaron's chat. Being in Aaron's chat is a dumb move.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

I don't want to spam the thread with Tweets, but this is interesting:

Ethan Oliver Ralph give us some insights into Rekieta's life:
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"It's literuhly impossible for Nick Rekieta to break the law and do drugs, the system is infallible! and even if he could, I know he ain't gunna. Trust me, I'm a great judge of character, SOOOOEEEEY."

 

[Law]

"Oh yeah pal? You think it's so easy being me? Well I'd like to see you resist trading the life of a millionaire family man for a pair of busted-up crack whores and endless legal troubles."

Well one of the busted-up crack whores is his wife and the mother of his children, so she's in the picture even if he kept up the family man bit. He might secretly hate Qayla.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Love how whenever Rekieta hits a low point Ralph is right there same with Styx. If I every have a low moment and get stuck with Ralph I’d probably kill myself.

Anyway, I take it we’re going to get a Rekieta tell all stream sometime soon? Or is that just going to go the way of the locals $5k gift

 

[break these cuffs]

Well one of the busted-up crack whores is his wife and the mother of his children, so she's in the picture even if he kept up the family man bit. He might secretly hate Qayla.

He's pretty openly hated her ever since she said she wanted to fuck other dudes because he's impotent. How long he secretly hated her before that is anyone's guess. Which kid ruined her body beyond repair in his eyes?

 

[Captain Manning]

Well that clears it right up, Ralph has never lied about being drunk or high ever.

"It's literuhly impossible for Nick Rekieta to break the law and do drugs, the system is infallible! and even if he could, I know he ain't gunna. Trust me, I'm a great judge of character, SOOOOEEEEY."

What's funny is that it's now far better and less risky (legally) to say Nick was stone cold sober when trying to run a gay op that falsely accuses somebody of something.

Can we all take a moment to appreciate that?

Normally, when something like this happens, you would love to blame drugs or alcohol for your behavior.

If we go with Ralph here, Nick intelligently, willfully, and while in full control of his faculties, tried to frame Sean for something he didn't do.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

A new Twitter spergery may have started again, owning the A-Logs:

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EDIT: And I think it's pretty safe to assume that many people would end up better than a destroyed streaming career, felony charge, broken marriage, and having CPS paying attention to you.

Ya know, Nick, I know someone born to hundreds of millions of dollars to him (and each sibling) personally (father was a billionaire and by now he is one, too). Got to know him and his wife through church. He and his siblings have all worked throughout their lives - real work. One of his kids nannied for me one summer for a hundred bucks a day - and she was good at it, and very conscientious. She also worked a part-time job that summer at a coffee place. All of his kids went to public school (we have a very good one, sure, but of course they could have gone anywhere), and they all have had regular jobs. When I got divorced, he spent hours helping me in the area that he gets paid to do - for nothing. They are all very honest, very good, and most of all have stellar integrity.

I also know poor and middle-band people who are equally high-quality.

Plenty of people do not squander their material or intangible fortunes, whether earned or unearned. That's just you, Nick.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

The fun part is nick thinks he's winning.

He will never achieve what he once had and he probably doesn't even know it.

Clearly this is Sean's fault.

 

[dustnight]

I don't want to spam the thread with Tweets, but this is interesting:

Ethan Oliver Ralph give us some insights into Rekieta's life:
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All I know is that it would not be possible for him to get high based on the system they have him on.
Well, it would be possible, but we would hear about it.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

There are all types of things that can be taken without appearing on standardized drug testing. He could be popping kratom capsules, for instance. He could also just be taking weird RCs from the dark net that won’t show up. I think it’s more likely that he’s extremely retarded and having mental fits, but it’s theoretically possible that he’s getting intoxicated on strange substances.

Who knows, he could even be huffing paint.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

The fun part is nick thinks he's winning.

I don’t think he thinks he’s winning but it’s pretty clear he’s stuck on the government never watched his YouTube videos which is a request the government DENIED. I think he’s starting to crack in these final days of the Balldo bunker.

 

[genericwhitemale]

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I bet you a million dollars I would. I could have all the fame he has without succumbing to drug addiction and child neglect.

 

[Nate Higgers]

He could be popping kratom capsules, for instance.

kratom does make lolcows act in retarded ways especially when they mix it with alcohol, just look at mersh or comedy sheman for two examples

not likely rekieta mixed it with alcohol if he took kratom since they have him on those monitoring patches

 

[Telvanni]

There are all types of things that can be taken without appearing on standardized drug testing. He could be popping kratom capsules, for instance. He could also just be taking weird RCs from the dark net that won’t show up. I think it’s more likely that he’s extremely retarded and having mental fits, but it’s theoretically possible that he’s getting intoxicated on strange substances.

Who knows, he could even be huffing paint.

Just hear me out for a second

 

[Step out of the car sir]

I don’t think he thinks he’s winning but it’s pretty clear he’s stuck on the government never watched his YouTube videos which is a request the government DENIED. I think he’s starting to crack in these final days of the Balldo bunker.

More like starting to use crack in the final days, cocaine is expensive but so are legal costs, some crack cocaine would be so uplifting and not to mention cheap.

 

[daffodils]

I am fairly certain I would not be a swinging coke manwhore retard frying my brain every day if I had the money nick had.

He isn't talking about the money, because the idea that no one could have done better with that is too stupid even for diminished capacity Nick. He's probably talking about the damn wife, the damn kids, the parents who just won't die, the unreliable swinging partners,...

All his whiniest moments before the cokestream were about how he's fine, but other people make his life difficult: "That weird thing happens where your life is depending on other people's happiness... because that's what you choose... husband, father, great!"

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EDIT: Someone's not happy with Nick's new direction:

 

[Windy Moors]

Nick failing to properly separate his sock puppet accounts would be hilarious.

This is highly likely if you take note of the wording in the tweet, he describes himself in the 3rd person, I would expect him to say:
"Law Tube Sean poses as me in Aaron's chat".

Another factor is that throughout his tweet history, Nick has never referred to Sean as "Law Tube Sean", his last tweet that mentioned
"Law Tube" was posted 25 Sept 2022.

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Found a 2020 tweet from Rekieta that in hindsight should have been posted on a sock account, with a bonus pedo anime avatar reply:

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My God he thinks his fans are stupid.

Thinks or knows? He cultivated his dents through many purges, to ensure they would eat up any excuse he fed them.

 

[Captain Manning]

Let's have a poll.

Who did it better?


1. SEAAAAAAAAAAAAN!



2. KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!