DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
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My analogy from all the years playing games like world of tanks and war thunder is that if Phil was play he'd be a wallet warrior. In those games they usually have events over a month or so for some shiny new tank but if you didn't feel like grinding you could buy loot crates for either a chance of winning by a ridiculously low number or after a certain amount by law they give it to you and being able to play them early means the normies won't know how to deal with it cause their new and you can pad your stats until people figure out it's weakness'.
I play World of Warships and used to play WoT a lot a few years ago and Phil would straight up not be able to handle the game. He would have no understanding of angling and how it works and his usual tactic of smashing his head against a wall until the wall breaks would just not work, even if he played co-op mode against bots.
 
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DSP 11 hours hours ago:

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Also DSP, three minutes ago:

 
RE: all the Comcast stuff... the big hole in all of that is how 1) Phil didn't get some monetary compensation from Comcast for what allegedly happened and 2) if he did, how he's allowed to keep bringing it up, as you'd think if they did give him something they'd make him sign a NDA or something along those lines. That's always been the big hole in that story to me...

And Lolcowlive actually makes Wings look normal in comparism to "Tipples the Clown" I bet a discussion between wings and Phil would basically go the same way
Wings being in the same space as DSP & Boogie makes him look normal. Very lazy and dumb at times, but normal.
 
"you want me to carve a pumpkin?!! it would make a giant mess"
No, phil, it wont. even a kids carve pumpkin without making a mess
You put some paper towels or newspapers under the pumpkin. Problem solved

RE: all the Comcast stuff... the big hole in all of that is how 1) Phil didn't get some monetary compensation from Comcast for what allegedly happened and 2) if he did, how he's allowed to keep bringing it up, as you'd think if they did give him something they'd make him sign a NDA or something along those lines. That's always been the big hole in that story to me...


Wings being in the same space as DSP & Boogie makes him look normal. Very lazy and dumb at times, but normal.
He is a liar and fuck up, but there is a humanity to him the others lack
 
RE: all the Comcast stuff... the big hole in all of that is how 1) Phil didn't get some monetary compensation from Comcast for what allegedly happened and 2) if he did, how he's allowed to keep bringing it up, as you'd think if they did give him something they'd make him sign a NDA or something along those lines. That's always been the big hole in that story to me...
Go check out their TOS, it's like a phone book. How's he going to find an attorney willing to fight all that? He's too lazy and too broke. They probably gave him 15% off his bill for 6 months and called it a day.

In his recent desktop screenshots he has a folder devoted to it. I didn't believe any of this stuff as it was happening but it's too involved for him to dream up.
 
I play World of Warships and used to play WoT a lot a few years ago and Phil would straight up not be able to handle the game. He would have no understanding of angling and how it works and his usual tactic of smashing his head against a wall until the wall breaks would just not work, even if he played co-op mode against bots.
Yeah that's true now seeing as the game is pretty stagnant and the top tiers are for two kinds of players the tourists in rentals and the lifers but if by some chance he got a press account with everything and was playing tiers 9 and 10 he'd probably pick something easy mode like the German heavies or the T95 a slow heavily armored in the front oh and if he was a beta tester he would've been one of the scumbags that ruined the early game when they released the type 59 and games were 10 chink t54 clones in each side bursting cause there was no real physics in the game.
 
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My analogy from all the years playing games like world of tanks and war thunder is that if Phil was play he'd be a wallet warrior.
Since Phil has admitted he is "was" 'TheyCallMeDSP' on WWEC and still is all the way up until some vague time after the 2nd name change and joining 'SonsOfSmackdown' that means the guy from his faction's Discord calling him a "very open wallet" was talking about Phil.
 
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When do we get to the point where Phil flat out says “shut up and give me money for nothing, retards”?
He's said it before, just not in those exact words. There was a particular rant I remember from a while back that he went on because someone tipped and said something like "I tipped, so you owe me a response". He ranted for a while that tips are not transactional, and that you give him money and, if he feels like it, he will do shout outs, dress up, etc. So, you should just give him money and not expect anything in return.
 
Since Phil has admitted he is "was" 'TheyCallMeDSP' on WWEC and still is all the way up until some vague time after the 2nd name change and joining 'SonsOfSmackdown' that means the guy from his faction's Discord calling him a "very open wallet" was talking about Phil.
Which he is, games like that use a similar event scheme where you could pay your way through an event rather than grind and they have lots of events which both explain all the iTunes charges and also shows he spends way more than you would if you just plopped down a hundred bucks as the loot crates are cheaper in bulk.
 
Did Phil ever play SWTOR? I used to play the shit out of it and playing things like a Sith Warrior or Inquisitor where you can do some pretty messed up things seems something he would enjoy.
 
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I didn't know this until recently but apparently Phail is such a Derich in Kino chats that he pins his own messages :stress:
For years Phil claimed to have no interest whatsoever in friendship. He said he was friends with his wife and that his work schedule made friendship an impossibility. We now see that clearly was a lie. He desperately wants the validation and friendship of PPP and Warski. He completely gushes over them. He's the happiest we've seen him in years when he's getting attention from the Kino Casino.
 
Did Phil ever play SWTOR? I used to play the shit out of it and playing things like a Sith Warrior or Inquisitor where you can do some pretty messed up things seems something he would enjoy.
SWTOR? That's just lame lore for Star Wars nerds dood, and it has so many buttons! He would need a lot of buy in to play, and he will have to crowdfund what to do in the game because what do all these abilities do dood? He just wants to play the game not read a tutorial.
 
SWTOR? That's just lame lore for Star Wars nerds dood, and it has so many buttons! He would need a lot of buy in to play, and he will have to crowdfund what to do in the game because what do all these abilities do dood? He just wants to play the game not read a tutorial.
Now that you mention it yea he wouldn't be able to grasp basic ability rotations. If he ever made it past the base game Illum, Makeb and Oricon would screw him into the ceiling and the final battle against Revan would quite literally cause him to start beating Kat
 
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For years Phil claimed to have no interest whatsoever in friendship. He said he was friends with his wife and that his work schedule made friendship an impossibility. We now see that clearly was a lie. He desperately wants the validation and friendship of PPP and Warski. He completely gushes over them. He's the happiest we've seen him in years when he's getting attention from the Kino Casino.
Incorrect. Phil views friendship as a business transaction. If KC was streaming to 21 people, phil would have 0 interest in them. But since they got major paypigs and do their own form of begging, phil wants in on that. We saw this with Rambo and Howard. It was all about making money.
 
Incorrect. Phil views friendship as a business transaction. If KC was streaming to 21 people, phil would have 0 interest in them. But since they got major paypigs and do their own form of begging, phil wants in on that. We saw this with Rambo and Howard. It was all about making money.
Both are true. Phil sees his relationship with the Kino Casino crew as good for his business and he also sees them as his friends. If this was solely about money he would not be spending his free time hanging out in the Kino Kick chat trying to get Senpai to notice him.
 
For years Phil claimed to have no interest whatsoever in friendship. He said he was friends with his wife and that his work schedule made friendship an impossibility. We now see that clearly was a lie. He desperately wants the validation and friendship of PPP and Warski. He completely gushes over them. He's the happiest we've seen him in years when he's getting attention from the Kino Casino.
Classic example of sour grapes. He only said all of that as cope because no one wanted to be his friend. At this point I'm pretty convinced he's never had a real friend in his life, and wouldn't recognize it if he had the opportunity. That's why he really got hurt over the way that things went with SideScrollers. He thought that he'd finally found some.

The really ironic part was that they treated him the way that good friends would. They were honest with him, and seemed to genuinely try to help him with through some of his problems. He reciprocated by lying to their faces and talking shit when they weren't around. His best shot at something he is clearly desperate for, and he tanked it in less than 24 hours through sheer narcissism and ignorance.
 
He's said it before, just not in those exact words. There was a particular rant I remember from a while back that he went on because someone tipped and said something like "I tipped, so you owe me a response". He ranted for a while that tips are not transactional, and that you give him money and, if he feels like it, he will do shout outs, dress up, etc. So, you should just give him money and not expect anything in return.
He also expects to hit the goal before the prestream even starts. "Guys, let's get some support and hit this goal so we don't have to worry all stream".
As already pointed out, this is like expecting to get paid at work before you even punch in. All this "free" content that he doesn't expect any money out of.
 
he probably didn't want to put on the clown makeup anyway.
The make up has always been on. And you know what that means.....................
I thought react content was easy views and money, how come it didn't work for Phil?
Phail phailed at the lowest form of content (his words)
So he scrapped the cookie thing because he was threatened on twitter? Christ, I had no idea he was that easy to mind control
Really? Detractors have been doing it without knowing for years.
 
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