Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

Rekieta's not pissed at Sean because he talks about him the most. He doesn't. He's pissed at Sean because Sean has been talking the most truth. Sean is an actual practicing criminal defense attorney who knows what he's talking about. Nick has nothing legitimate to counter that.

Imagine being such a moron you hire a Barneswalker and then rage at actual competent legal commentary because it contradicts your delusional fantasies about how your case will work out.

 

[datura_binge]

I don't want to spam the thread with Tweets, but this is interesting:

Ethan Oliver Ralph give us some insights into Rekieta's life:
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It's actually hysterical that Nick chose Ralph to be his online defender via that interview etc. It's even funnier that RALPH is over here talking about this nameless, faceless, phantom foolproof drug detection system. Actually, just the fact that everyone with an actual IRL life they are living has abandoned Nick and his choice of association is someone who might be more fucked up than he is, wont for the fact that to my knowledge none of Ralphs children have been given narcotics to imbibe.

Also, just to put a fine point on the Sean thing...Nick legit should have fucking HIRED Sean as his attorney. Sean might be the only one out of the entire group of former friends of his that actually has relevant law and will tell his dumb ass the truth. Would Sean take that job? I really don't know, but honestly I don't see why not. At least prior to the children testing positive for cocaine anyway.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

EDIT: Someone's not happy with Nick's new direction:

That would make an excellent copypasta. One less locals renewal, it seems… But REALLY SOON, Rekieta will stream and tell us the “real story”, you just wait!

Spoiler: Transcription

This is the shit you do RekietaLaw that pisses me the fuck off. Incriminating yourself while responding to a twitter troll is the most retarded thing I've seen you do, and that includes getting caught with cocaine in your house. The assumption is that you are making a plea deal with the prosecutor to finally get done with this situation. Even if that is true, do you really need to tell people that you're guilty of shit when you're in the middle of the legal process. OJ didn't admit to killing Nicole before the trial. Are you dumber than OJ?
I know you don't owe me or your supporters anything, but what the fuck happened to holding the government accountable? Was that all bullshit bravado to rile up your fans for superchats? I thought you were going to make the government prove everything they are accusing you of? Was that bullshit too? Do they have a positive test result? Do they have video or dna evidence proving that the coke is yours? Is your attorney telling you he doesn't want to go to trial or did the prosecutor punk your ass into taking a plea deal? Do you feel defeated? Are you feeling like a pussy? Do you think your life is hard? When you get shot at let me know so we could have an honest conversation about how hard life can get. Until then go climb a literal mountain and walk off the bitch in you.

 

[AnOminous]

He's just trying to pull off Diddler Dax's play of surrounding himself with horrid people so he looks better by comparison... Unfortunately for Nicky, he sucks at doing THIS as well as being a lawyer, streaming, being a parent, etc.

To be fair, it's probably pretty tough for him to find anyone even worse than he is.

 

[Captain Manning]

EDIT: Someone's not happy with Nick's new direction:

Oh, that someone is "The Promised One." He's the one that did those extra faggy multi-hour "Destroying the Narrative" videos that basically ramble on endlessly about how Nick is being framed by the government. He's was basically trying to ape Barnes. If Barnes were black, and somehow more retarded.

He's having an existential crisis right now because Nick is guilty, and even Nick admits it on at least a technical level (and even as he still cries about muh watermark). Which means those videos now look extra stupid.

I would bet you anything that, much like that fat "Spices" bitch, he's probably had a lot of issues with cops. That seems to be a theme in Nick's Locals now. @Himedall All-seeing Waifu has shared messages where they seem to frequently talk about their drug arrests/convictions and rap sheets.

Nick's Locals is like Mos Eisley. If you thought the wine moms were bad, Nick managed to attract an even lower class clientele.

This is, of course, 100% Himedall's fault for chasing away the women posting their lewds (JK )

It's actually hysterical that Nick chose Ralph to be his online defender via that interview etc.

"I'm Nick Rekieta's bulldog, bish, if you wanna know the truth 'bout it."

Also, just to put a fine point on the Sean thing...Nick legit should have fucking HIRED Sean as his attorney.

Sean would have told him to plead out, and then Nick would have just fired him. It would have been pointless.

 

[Potatoherder]

This almost seems like a temper tantrum. Did his parents refuse to buy him some toy he wanted? Maybe they won't let April come over anymore.

 

[AnOminous]

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So now this dumb faggot is admitting what he's been lying about for months, but insisting all the other shit he's lying about is still true.

 

[repentance]

Nick would be sub 60 iq by now if he started downing those tanks of Galaxy Gas. It's basically duster but in a giant fuck off tank that's also flavored. Whippets might even kill Nick if he got hooked on those.

Nitrous and duster are totally different gases. Nitrous is used medically, including for babies, and is safe enough to inhale in a mix that it's often self-administered in that setting. Duster can never be safely inhaled.

Kayla seems to be the one who wants to dissociate, so I suspect that both ketamine and nitrous would be more her jam than Nick's. Nick seems to be more about drugs which intensify pleasure.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

So now this dumb faggot is admitting what he's been lying about for months, but insisting all the other shit he's lying about is still true.

You just don't understand the cutting edge jokes (which are funny) that the brilliant mind of Nick Rekieta can create at 4 in the morning you WEIRDO. Nick is healing right now (not from drug addiction) and laughter is the best medicine which you would understand if you weren't such a PRUDE. He didn't even say when he did the mountain of cocaine and the courts, who may have been completely unfair up until now, will obviously understand this DUMMIE.

 

[Not Who You Think]

And so, the spinning of the narrative for the Balldo Comeback Kid arc has begun.
It may go something like this:

"My wife's mental illness took over, and she stopped caring for her children, for herself. She stepped out of the marriage and was unfaithful and began using illegal drugs to self-medicate."
"I, her devoted husband, was too proud to ask for help and ashamed that I could not fix her, so I too turned to drugs to try to do not only my job as a Dad, but I had to do her job too!!!" (tears well up in his eyes)
"I lost my wife and I lost my mind."
BUT!! NOW!!!
"I am REDEEMED!!! I am in recovery and I will stay clean and sober and I have reconnected with my Lord and Saviour!!!"
"Sadly, my marriage is over, but the children's mother is also getting the help she needs and we are in Family Counseling."
Any variation of this is my bet.
Kayla, meet Bus.

TL;DR Yeah, I am guilty, with extenuating circumstances, i.e. evil woman, Have pity on me, pls send superberries

This tracks with the way Nick wanted records from Kayla via text exactly what she was doing with Aaron (even though he knew very well what was happening). Nick seemed to alternate between wanting to know every detail and then getting extremely mad when he walked in on Aaron and Kayla's sexual encounters. There's also the way Nick was asking yelling at Kayla to hit him in Aaron's baseball bat story.

Nick seemed to be trying to build up evidence to use against Kayla if he ever needed it.

One of the theories concerning the Cokestream is that he only deleted it from Youtube and Rumble hours later because April or Kayla (most likely Kayla, since April was in the room "participating") threw an absolute fit (and for good reason). Some people think that's also how he got the black eye inbetween the time of the Cokestream, and when his mugshot was taken.

I like to believe somebody clocked him for fucking up epically.

April reported to Aaron earlier in the day of the Cokestream that Kayla had already scratched Nick's chest during a fight.

Kayla had been in a fight club with Nick in college as the only girl, and never lost to Nick. During happier times she related how she would still give him a punch here and there, solid enough for him to lightly complain.

Kayla getting physical with Nick is absolutely possible.

 

[The Internet Dick]

Someone's not happy with Nick's new direction

That post where Rekieta writes, "...and I can't wait to be unshackled from speaking" fairly leaps from the screen, ejected like solar plasma into the real world by the heretofore unknown space-time warping effect of an irony too great to be contained.

"Unshackled from speaking"? Seriously? The man hasn't shut up since his arrest. There may have been a few lulls here and there, but for the most part our boy Nick has been deeply engaged online, hanging out with Dick Masterson and other assorted fringe characters, fucking around on Twitter, conning his few remaining paypig disciples--in short, doing everything except what an ordinary person with major legal troubles would do when facing the shitstorm coming their way. A decent defense attorney would've shut him down by now--or would've just thrown up their hands and quit in despair.

Dude is delusional. What does unshackled even mean in this context? What more could there possibly be?

 

[AnOminous]

But he needs to realize something, life isn't a courtroom, this kind of stuff works a lot worse irl than in court.

It doesn't even really work in court either, e.g., one William Jefferson Clinton.

 

[BigPeanut]

. Pretty soon it'll be terminal and he'll be stuck saying things that don't make sense.

Soon? I dare you to explain the cops at Denny’s joke, NOW.

He can't help himself. I know I'm advocating for the least funny thing, but he should really just leave the internet at this point. If he really wants to salvage things, he should come back after two years and make up an elaborate redemption arc about rehab or finding Jesus (again). Some people would buy that.

Nick if you do this it’s because some kiwiprude commanded you to btw.

 

[Captain Manning]

This almost seems like a temper tantrum. Did his parents refuse to buy him some toy he wanted? Maybe they won't let April come over anymore.

Spoiler: He still has not gotten over the teacher taking his transformer toy all those years ago.

It all comes back to that.

Extra spoiler: The teacher, who I believe he said was a female, was named Dawn. Which sounds a lot like Sean, or John.

(Warning: Post may contain baseless speculation).

 

[BigPeanut]

So now this dumb faggot is admitting what he's been lying about for months, but insisting all the other shit he's lying about is still true.

I’m starting to think he might actually try to pin that tweet on Aaron. Is it from after they started hanging out? Nick is such a slimey Jew that he absolutely would say “when I said he was, I was talking about the person who wrote the tweet, which was Aaron on my account” then do a badass smug smile and own all of us.

 

[AnOminous]

Nitrous is a fag drug that fags take to prepare for fag sex. So Nick is definitely taking it.

You're thinking amyl (anal) nitrite, which is a muscle relaxant that makes it easier for a fag to take an enormous cock in the ass.

So he's probably doing that, not nitrous.

 

[Sharpeteer]

He isn't talking about the money, because the idea that no one could have done better with that is too stupid even for diminished capacity Nick. He's probably talking about the damn wife, the damn kids, the parents who just won't die, the unreliable swinging partners,...

All his whiniest moments before the cokestream were about how he's fine, but other people make his life difficult: "That weird thing happens where your life is depending on other people's happiness... because that's what you choose... husband, father, great!"

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EDIT: Someone's not happy with Nick's new direction:
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So I take it this means we're not getting the next installment in the PromisedOnePS Saga on how the narrative is all wrong.

I was really looking forward to my next 8 hours of enlightenment.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Love how whenever Rekieta hits a low point Ralph is right there same with Styx. If I every have a low moment and get stuck with Ralph I’d probably kill myself.

Anyway, I take it we’re going to get a Rekieta tell all stream sometime soon? Or is that just going to go the way of the locals $5k gift

Rekeita, styx, Ralph and JuJu should make a podcast together called Rehab or "Pass the Needle"

Just 4 substance abusing retards that destroy the lives of themselves and everyone around them and refuse to take responsibility. Imagine the endless stream of content, we could run a betting pool on who would slight Ralph first and incur the wrath of the rage pig. We could bet on who would OD first.

If anyone of you 4 are reading this I'd be happy to make a deal with you, I'm happy for all 4 of you to split it 25% with none for me but I get 100% of the rights and profits of merchandise.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Guys Nick isn’t doing any drugs. He’s likely just suffocating himself and rather than using a drug.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

"Believe me, you wouldn't do any better with it."

I think most anyone would Nick. It's rather simple actually, all you need to do is:

• Not get addicted to booze and drugs
• Not neglect your children and give them cocaine
• Not be a faggot
• Not have an open swinger marriage
• Not call people pedophiles with no evidence
• Not associate with pedophiles
• Not berate judges who are presiding over your criminal and civil cases
• Not use the balldo
• Etc.

Now that I think about, that's a lot of things one should NOT do, almost as if his issues derive from his poor behavior and NOT his situation, which by all accounts should have set him up for great success.

"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, YOU'RE NOT A LAW LIFESTYLE STREAMER CUCK! YOU'RE NOT IN MY SITUATION. SO YOU CAN'T SAY WHETHER OR NOT YOU WOULD BE BETTER IN MY SITUATION BECAUSE ONLY I AM IN MY SITUATION!" -