Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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I'm gonna say it. Based on her past drinking experiences (Malibu, Barefoot, Fireball, Bailey's), buzzballs are completely in the wheelhouse of garbagey alcohol for Amber. She needs to get finally get into Four Lokos and complete the circle.

Don't get me wrong, Barefoot is pretty okay but only a step up from box wine.
 
I'm gonna say it. Based on her past drinking experiences (Malibu, Barefoot, Fireball, Bailey's), buzzballs are completely in the wheelhouse of garbagey alcohol for Amber. She needs to get finally get into Four Lokos and complete the circle.

Don't get me wrong, Barefoot is pretty okay but only a step up from box wine.
She might actually get some exercise in with that four loko once she starts raging. She probably sticks to wines and vodkas because it’s the weepy eat-my-feelings drink, which is where she’s more comfortable.
Diversify your portfolio ALR. Shotgun a pack of four lokos and show us your sick dance moves, you award-winning dance choreographer you.
 
The Buzz Ball Biggies (lol) are 750ml, the same size as a standard bottle of liquor. Not meant to serve one. View attachment 6547920
Red one is 1968 calories

The chocolate one in that size is 2360 calories Screenshot_20241022_021825_OneDrive.jpg
 

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She might actually get some exercise in with that four loko once she starts raging. She probably sticks to wines and vodkas because it’s the weepy eat-my-feelings drink, which is where she’s more comfortable.
Diversify your portfolio ALR. Shotgun a pack of four lokos and show us your sick dance moves, you award-winning dance choreographer you.
Petition to import this bitch a crate of Buckfast, she won't sleep for a week and will be so high on caffeine she'll simply vibrate the weight off 🌈
 
Hamber has been visiting Emily in Wisconsin for over one month now.

Is she still paying rent in OK?
She CLAIMS to have renewed her lease and still have it. Whether or not that's actually true has yet to be determined

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There's Ambo, trying to rewrite history again. That's totally NOT true! We only thought Jade and Slommus were feeders! We thought that Erica was non-existent, that Becky was a zombified grifting thumb, and that Destiny and Krystle were retarded (sorry, Krystle, but we did kinda think that).
 
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I mean sure, being Ambers girlfriend means getting accused of being a feeder. That’s because Ambers a 600 lbs monstrosity, and being attracted to her is equal being a fetishist.
But we know her past girlfriends weren’t attracted to her.
Emily, on the other hand, is a feeder active on feeder fetish forums. This might be the first of the girlfriends that’s actually attracted to her, and that’s not a good thing.
 
I mean sure, being Ambers girlfriend means getting accused of being a feeder. That’s because Ambers a 600 lbs monstrosity, and being attracted to her is equal being a fetishist.
But we know her past girlfriends weren’t attracted to her.
Emily, on the other hand, is a feeder active on feeder fetish forums. This might be the first of the girlfriends that’s actually attracted to her, and that’s not a good thing.
Agreed, in-fact I remember at most, people would refer to her past relationships (mostly Becky) as an enabler, not feeder. But Amber will never leave her constant victim complex and gaslighting so poor her, such a hard life.
 
Agreed, in-fact I remember at most, people would refer to her past relationships (mostly Becky) as an enabler, not feeder.
I know nothing of the Feederverse and would like to keep it that way. But I suspect that it’s rare for a feeder to put on significant amounts of weight a la Krystle, Destiny, Becky, or Jade. I mean, aside from the dominant, controlling aspect of feederism where remaining in control is probably part of the thrill, I expect a feeder would be too busy slobbering over Amber’s yeasty rolls to overeat herself.

Amber tends to attract sad, desperate lesbians who can’t meet anyone local and who are seeking a primarily emotional connection, rather than a sexual one. I get ace vibes from Krystle and Becky, at least with regard to Amber—but definitely enabling chubby chasers, sure. Clearly these women have a type. And a large part of the lesbian commjnity is just that—large.

But feeders? As Amber herself would say, “Neow.”
 
I love how the real reason Big Al hasnt posted is because no matter what her location is its going to bring up shit. Back home in her old place? How did she get there? Did Tommy not want her? If she is still with Tommy at her place then did she lesbian u haul when she said wouldn't? If she's somewhere else that also need explaining. She's fucked and under scrutiny no matter what shes posts now. I doubt she even has made a messed up timeline of videos to fuck with us given how even more lazy and smug she has been.
 
Yes I stole this from reddit. Look who is trying to Dry beg again. Never change Beggy.

Think we will get another GFM? Think she will make thousands like she did the last few times?
We are due for a livestream detailed how depressed the thumb is and they barely making it by. I dont want to be an ass but these people always seem to be in deaths door when it comes to finances, one step away from bankruptcy. Is it this difficult living in the US? let alone buttfuck nowhere Kentucky where I heard that stuff is cheaper compared to the rest of the states

Edit:I don't want to sound ignorant Im genuinely curious because I don't live in the states
 
We are due for a livestream detailed how depressed the thumb is and they barely making it by. I dont want to be an ass but these people always seem to be in deaths door when it comes to finances, one step away from bankruptcy. Is it this difficult living in the US? let alone buttfuck nowhere Kentucky where I heard that stuff is cheaper compared to the rest of the states

Edit:I don't want to sound ignorant Im genuinely curious because I don't live in the states
Absolutely not.
I’m in their age range living in a more expensive State and have a sizable amount in savings for shit like this.
I have rent, bills, and also have small human expenses on top of potential emergencies.
Money management is not some unknown scientific process, these heifers just prioritize eating out, buying tat for their “hobbies” and have actively chosen to not pursue career paths with upward growth.
Lazy is as lazy does.
 
Fun fact: if you do a Google Image search for "liverboob", most of the results are pics of ALR
She comes up as the first one for liver tit for me lmao
Just found this recent documentary about Amber.

It's decent. He's not sympathetic & seems to know a good portion of lore. Can't stand it when some dip shit who doesn't know anything about her creates something that has a ton of new sympathetic parasites that flock to her channel to show her love. It never lasts but it's undeserved in the first place.
watched some Amber and Becky Retro Reaction...when i suddenly had this in my Head XD
She has the flattest profile I've ever seen. Not only was she over fed at all times, she was probably left in the the crib laying down A LOTScreenshot_20240824_230249_Reddit.jpg
@notfoodienotbeauty yikes on that Beggy thing, dude. Wtf how do you not have a savings of at least HALF that when you live in a podunk cheap ass state like they do? It's wild to me, never change Beggy.
 
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