Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Strix454]

Dude is delusional. What does unshackled even mean in this context? What more could there possibly be?

Its the same thing he has been doing for months in a new form. Nobody knows the truth about what happened except Nick and Nick can't tell us right now. We have to be patient and wait for that promised day when he will be free to tell us "everything". All that we can be sure of us that we don't know the actual truth and that everyone aside from Nick is lying.

Status and looking down on people is really important to Nick. But Nick at this point has lost just about every possible thing that could give him any status. Claiming to know secret things other people might be interested in is about all he has left.

His attitude also suggests he is still as mentally addicted as ever and that as soon as he has what he thinks is a clear shot at it, he will be back to doing coke. I dont think the guy will ever be able to function as an adult again. Total retarded junkie....sober or messed up.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Today I learned that "podcast" is balado in French. I'm sure the truth is somewhere nestled between that and his daughter's hair follicles.

 

[repentance]

There are all types of things that can be taken without appearing on standardized drug testing. He could be popping kratom capsules, for instance. He could also just be taking weird RCs from the dark net that won’t show up. I think it’s more likely that he’s extremely retarded and having mental fits, but it’s theoretically possible that he’s getting intoxicated on strange substances.

Who knows, he could even be huffing paint.

kratom does make lolcows act in retarded ways especially when they mix it with alcohol, just look at mersh or comedy sheman for two examples

not likely rekieta mixed it with alcohol if he took kratom since they have him on those monitoring patches

We don't even know if Nick is still being drug and alcohol tested. That's something which initially came about due to CPS involvement and CPS eventually found no reason for them to proceed further. They may not have closed the file entirely yet, but they're unlikely to be monitoring the Rekietas closely at his point, either.

Keep in mind that Nick and Kayla both paid for their bail in the criminal case to be unconditional.

 

[AnOminous]

This tracks with the way Nick wanted records from Kayla via text exactly what she was doing with Aaron (even though he knew very well what was happening). Nick seemed to alternate between wanting to know every detail and then getting extremely mad when he walked in on Aaron and Kayla's sexual encounters. There's also the way Nick was asking yelling at Kayla to hit him in Aaron's baseball bat story.

He wanted details so he could jerk his limp Balldo-encrusted dick to them like the cuck he is, but then hated himself in the moments of post-nut clarity.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

We don't even know if Nick is still being drug and alcohol tested. That's something which initially came about due to CPS involvement and CPS eventually found no reason for them to proceed further. They may not have closed the file entirely yet, but they're unlikely to be monitoring the Rekietas closely at his point, either.

You are entirely wrong, the CPS case will go on for much longer.
The parents both still have pending criminal cases, one of the charges being child neglect.

They both changed their mailing address and it is very likely that they and the children are being supervised by Nick's and/or Kayla's parents.
It is also very likely that they still have CPS visit to see how the children are doing and unannounced piss tests for both parents.

Until the criminal cases against the Crackietas are over they will remain subject to frequent checks. Remember, they are court ordered clean after they refused to turn in their first drug test, after revoking their consent.

I would also be VERY surprised if the actual deal they will eventually take did not include mandatory drug screenings every 14 days. The state should be asking for it as a matter of standard procedure in drug cases and doubly so for one involving children.

 

[Associate Rick]

With Nicks catty behaviour in the Steel Toe chat and the way he's been seething about Aaron I'm convinced that this is how the qover ended. It also explains why Nick was so desperate to get his guns back.

AI generated/edited:

 

[Pelican Bones]

Extra spoiler: The teacher, who I believe he said was a female, was named Dawn. Which sounds a lot like Sean, or John.

(Warning: Post may contain baseless speculation).

Someone told me that Ethan Ralph said that Nick Rekieta told Ralph that the teacher had a bad case of the pussy liquor. Probably.

(Warning: Post may contain baseless speculation).

 

[TurdThrower]

What the fuck?

Is he regretting being in Aaron's chat today, and is now trying to claim Sean was impersonating him?

Then thought better of making that false claim?

He was definitely in Aaron's chat due to the check mark. However, and I'm not trying to defend the retard, there was someone impersonating him at least up until yesterday. I was looking to see if Keanu had said anything retarded recently and saw a comment left on one of her videos from a fake Rekieta account. It looks like whoever it was changed the name and profile pic from what was up late last night. I'm sure that person was probably sperging in multiple comment sections so maybe Rekieta saw that and figured that he could use it as an out?

Aaron's now leaning heavily into the narrative that he broke Nick's heart. Nick's, not Kayla's. I've never seen any indication that Nick is capable of love it sounds like a stretch to me.

Aaron uses picks up ammo from this site. He's probably seen all of the homo references to he and Nick and is running with that to piss Nick off.

April Instagram update: It's appears she's still holed up at the 2nd house. (Compare the pine trees in the driveway pic from Zillow with those in her selfies).

What's so dumb about this is that all 3 of them think that they have everyone fooled about her being the nanny and not the Rekieta's live in fuck hole.

I wonder if Chrissie still thinks Aaron sent Rekieta down the path of darkness after this admission?

No idea, Nick. Why would anyone have the audacity to ask this question? How did your own daughter test positive? WTAF with this man.

Correct. The coke was in a bullet and hidden away between the couch cushions. Take that stalker child. Enjoy prison.

Maybe Nick got into the kids candy. And by the kids candy I mean the cocaine.

Maybe he hid some in a pixie stick for public use?

Found a 2020 tweet from Rekieta that in hindsight should have been posted on a sock account, with a bonus pedo anime avatar reply:

HeroHei is another youtuber. He uploaded more content during Vic's trial. Hopefully the guy was just being edgy here because unless I'm unaware of something he always seemed well put together.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

With Nicks catty behaviour in the Steel Toe chat and the way he's been seething about Aaron I'm convinced that this is how the qover ended. It also explains why Nick was so desperate to get his guns back.
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I have never, NEVER been this offput by AI. I hate that this exists, I hate that you made this exist, I hate that this is possible. Put the genie back in the bottle, save us from shit posting hell.

 

[Martin Cooter King Jr]

It's not just Emily.

This is so bad now that even Megan Fox, who is the protypical dumb blonde, won't touch it anymore.

How bad must it be for Robert Barnes to avoid speaking on Nick? Are we there yet?

You are entirely wrong, the CPS case will go on for much longer.
The parents both still have pending criminal cases, one of the charges being child neglect.

They both changed their mailing address and it is very likely that they and the children are being supervised by Nick's and/or Kayla's parents.
It is also very likely that they still have CPS visit to see how the children are doing and unannounced piss tests for both parents.

The case can be followed here:
https://publicaccess.courts.state.mn.us/CaseSearch/ (case number 34-CR-24-341 (Nicholas)

My bet is more has been added to the conditions list since May, but @Gobermental Supervisor is correct. Nationally, the average CPS case plan can go 6-12 months, if parents are cooperative. Nick's behavior in the last 24 hours doesn't portray "cooperative."

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

My bet is more has been added to the conditions list since May

I also fell for that list because the website isn't clear.

All those conditions only apply for conditional release without bail. (It should show: No Conditions - Bail Posted)
Nick paid to be released WITHOUT conditions.

The only reason he has to submit to drug tests is because the court ordered that in the CHIPS case after the parents revoked their consent for their voluntary drug test being shared with the state.

 

[DSP for president 2032]

• Finally, when he goes to trial for the murder, he doesn't try to defend his actions but is upset that the prosecutor dares question his character (sound like anyone?).

It was required reading at my high school. I thought it was good, but at the time, I had no concept of the type of person it was satirizing. Now that I'm imagining Mersault as Rekieta, my enjoyment of The Stranger has greatly increased. Just goes to show that watching lolcows can enrich your life!

He can't help himself. I know I'm advocating for the least funny thing, but he should really just leave the internet at this point. If he really wants to salvage things, he should come back after two years and make up an elaborate redemption arc about rehab or finding Jesus (again). Some people would buy that.

Even 6 or even 3 months would be fine imo. He has enough money to live, a family that loves / tolerates him, and a fanbase that would like to see the old Rekieta again.

When I saw him shitting on his own coked up New Years tweet, I thought the fun was over. He finally became self-aware and was going to pull up on the stick.

Instead, it looks like he might be throwing the stick to one side and entering a hard spin with this new schizocow behavior.

With Nicks catty behaviour in the Steel Toe chat and the way he's been seething about Aaron I'm convinced that this is how the qover ended. It also explains why Nick was so desperate to get his guns back.

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[Captain Manning]

Its the same thing he has been doing for months in a new form. Nobody knows the truth about what happened except Nick and Nick can't tell us right now. We have to be patient and wait for that promised day when he will be free to tell us "everything". All that we can be sure of us that we don't know the actual truth and that everyone aside from Nick is lying.

BTW,

On a lark, I checked the Weebwars thread the other day (yeah, it still crawls along slowly, I couldn't believe it either) and somebody pointed out that Nick never revealed that big info dump he said he had on Funimation. @Himedall All-seeing Waifu reminded that poster that Nick eventually just said he revealed all the info he had already. Put more simply, Nick was lying about having more.

I think this might be a similar situation.

We are getting the "real story" right now. Which is to say, he did indeed do mountains of cocaine, but the warrant is invalid because "muh watermark," the cop lied, and the government is bad.

It's the 5k Locals gift again. String along what rubes you can manage to keep.

He was definitely in Aaron's chat due to the check mark. However, and I'm not trying to defend the retard, there was someone impersonating him at least up until yesterday.

There was also a fake one in Melton's chat too. BG sniffed it out. I wouldn't dispute there are people gay oppong Rekieta (BTW, don't do that).

I was looking to see if Keanu had said anything retarded recently and saw a comment left on one of her videos from a fake Rekieta account. It looks like whoever it was changed the name and profile pic from what was up late last night. I'm sure that person was probably sperging in multiple comment sections so maybe Rekieta saw that and figured that he could use it as an out?

Maybe, but the issue is he has no prayer in hell of it working in this case. That's because of the checkmark and the user ID that traces back to him. He might have actually realized how dumb his plan is, and that's why he deleted the tweet.

I don't know how one gets that checkmark, but it would be funny if Rekieta's past success is what boned him here. Sean doesn't have one. Aaron doesn't have one. I imagine they're not big enough. But, once upon a time, Rekieta was big.

Nick should have just stayed out of Aaron's chat. If he has regrets, it's too late to do anything now.

How bad must it be for Robert Barnes to avoid speaking on Nick? Are we there yet?

They did one brief cope segment after the Franks denial, and then nothing.

Barnes might actually just STFU if Nick intends to plead. He might even be pissy if Nick intends to plead. Like that "The Promised One" sped.

Nick may well be betraying the lolbertarian revolution here. In the end, his circle of allies might dwindle to almost nobody.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Yesterday I thought he 100% had a deal on the table he was accepting and that's why he was acting smug and running his mouth again, now I'm thinking he might just be high again. He's just very poorly lying and changing gears for no good reason and he forgot that he was posting from a verified account?

He really should have gone to rehab.

however I still think he is gonna get out of this with a slap on the wrist, yes he's retarded, yes he's wasting everyone's time, yes he's an ungrateful retard who can't see how incredibly soft everyone has been on him and how much grace he's being given.

But he's still a first time offender with five kids the state doesn't want to split up and he's a lawyer so there's probably a tiny bit of in group preference happening. Yeah they have him dead to rights and he's gotta be difficult to deal with, but the legal system is there to deal with people difficult to deal with, and usually much worse than Nick.

I think people assume that bring a dick to the judge is like a surefire way to get maximum sentences but that's not normally what happens.

If he doesn't take a deal he's going to get maybe a very short amount of jail time like less than a year, but probably not even that, if he does take it I'm assuming he's going to get a suspended sentence with a probation officer and maybe a suspended legal license.

This was always been the most likely outcome. Nick is just being exceptional about it.

"I'm doing awful in this situation, but you'd do worse!"
I don't know Nick, it's pretty remarkable how much you fell from grace so fast, you're likely the best at it.

The level of fucking up something you had that was great to act like a cool rebellious teenager is remarkable, like Andy Dick levels of slippery slope, truly amazing job bucko.
Imagine being mentioned in a netflix documentary, sure it's slop but you can build something good from that. Lawtube has tons of niches, tons of opportunity for expansion, not to mention having a highly respected opinion online, however fringe you may be.
Could of gone the way of Law & crime, who reported on your arrest by the way.

But you fucked it, you fucked it good Nick, beyond repair.

Deflection of blame. If no one could handle this, then he does not have to feel chastened about his own failures.

I am sure he also thinks his critics are neckbeard incense with waif pillows. He thinks that type of person has no impulse control.

Also, just to put a fine point on the Sean thing...Nick legit should have fucking HIRED Sean as his attorney.

He is not licensed in Minnesota.

Nick's Locals is like Mos Eisley. If you thought the wine moms were bad, Nick managed to attract an even lower class clientele.

This is, of course, 100% Himedall's fault for chasing away the women posting their lewds (JK )

Now imagine if Nick still had a massive community following when he got arrested. In a way, his LOCALS falling off insulated him from public scrutiny. He was halfway to being a 'who?' already.

That post where Rekieta writes, "...and I can't wait to be unshackled from speaking" fairly leaps from the screen, ejected like solar plasma into the real world by the heretofore unknown space-time warping effect of an irony too great to be contained.

"Unshackled from speaking"? Seriously? The man hasn't shut up since his arrest. There may have been a few lulls here and there, but for the most part our boy Nick has been deeply engaged online, hanging out with Dick Masterson and other assorted fringe characters, fucking around on Twitter, conning his few remaining paypig disciples--in short, doing everything except what an ordinary person with major legal troubles would do when facing the shitstorm coming their way. A decent defense attorney would've shut him down by now--or would've just thrown up their hands and quit in despair.

Dude is delusional. What does unshackled even mean in this context? What more could there possibly be?

He means he had not found the right lie to make his life all sunshine and rosebud again. He is waiting for thr chance to try to bamboozle enough people.

HeroHei is another youtuber. He uploaded more content during Vic's trial. Hopefully the guy was just being edgy here because unless I'm unaware of something he always seemed well put together.

The joke here was that Holloywood types are paedos. Nick was more firmly aligned with Fandom Menace and Anti-SJW at thr time.

 

[Captain Manning]

He is not licensed in Minnesota.

Neither is Randazza. There is a way around that. It's called Pro Hac Vice (Latin: "For this one only").

I think it's a pointless discussion though. Randazza is giving Nick want he wants. A hail marry against Monty. Sean, I think, would have been way too realistic for Nick in his criminal case.

Plus, Sean had made himself unpalatable to Nick almost immediately after the arrest. He instinctively knew Nick was probably fucked, and said as much. Again, because he's a realist.

But the man is here in the open now. I will let him answer this if he wants to.

At the end of the day, I maintain there is not a lawyer alive that could have gotten Nick off here.

 

[daffodils]

I don't know how one gets that checkmark, but it would be funny if Rekieta's past success is what boned him here.

It did. You only get the checkmark if you have >100k subscribers.

https://support.google.com/youtube/answer/3046484

 

[AnOminous]

I don't know how one gets that checkmark, but it would be funny if Rekieta's past success is what boned him here. Sean doesn't have one. Aaron doesn't have one. I imagine they're not big enough. But, once upon a time, Rekieta was big.

And now he's a pathetic loser palling around with the Z-list pedophile scum of the Internet, doing gay ops that would embarrass a 12 year old skiddie.

 

[Captain Manning]

It did. You only get the checkmark if you have >100k subscribers.

https://support.google.com/youtube/answer/3046484

That would explain how Mundane Matt got his then. He famously cried over his silver play button.

I can not understate how amusing to me that a system ostensibly designed to protect Nick against bad actors and gay ops, helped fuck him when he decided to be a bad actor and try to run a gay op.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I, as well as anyone reading this, shouldn't trust anything that Ethan Ralph says at face value. He's a liar, he even lied to a random bystander about the name his father Ronny have 'im. But he's probably speaking about the drug detection patches that were mentioned before.

Ralph, not two months ago, was arguing that the positive drug test for Rekietas kids was going to be thrown out because it was inaccurate. That Minnesota Monitoring weren't experts because they are the government - they're not.

Now he's saying the testing they have on Nick is impossible to fool.

He might be right, but he's an unreliable narrator at the best of times - add in anything even slightly technical and he's clueless.

 

[AnOminous]

He is not licensed in Minnesota.

It's academic but it's not like it would be hard to get pro hac vice status. He might not be comfortable practicing in a new state, and almost certainly wouldn't be comfortable pursuing Nick's deranged strategy.