Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Strix454]

Also, Mersh hinted that there's already a coordinated effort being formed to rehabilitate Nick Rekieta's public image by launching a dogpile against Aaron Imholte in order to make him into the greater villain of the two, adding that Nick Rekieta is "actually likeable"

That sounds epic. All Aaron's assorted alogs and loser enemies joining together into a super-gang.

Banded together from remote galaxies, are thirteen of the most sinister villains of all time — The Legion of Doom — dedicated to a single objective: the conquest of Aaron Imholte.

No group is really necessary to counter this threat. This is the challenge of the Balldo Lolcows!

Mersh! Geno! Melton! Chrissie Mayr! Dirt-eating Anna! Keanu! Redbar! Ethan Van Sciver! Dax! Vito! Riley! Ethan Ralph! Robert Barnes! Nina Infinity!

 

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Even if he anticipates being offered a plea deal, incriminating yourself in public feels like a brutally idiotic move to make.

Also, Mersh hinted that there's already a coordinated effort being formed to rehabilitate Nick Rekieta's public image by launching a dogpile against Aaron Imholte in order to make him into the greater villain of the two, adding that Nick Rekieta is "actually likeable" and that no one cares about neglecting his starving, stinky children. The full clip is an hour, but he lays it out so specifically that it has to be something that's being discussed behind the scenes.

L | PreserveTube is taking forever, will edit in when done

Do you have a timestamp for when he mentions this coordinated effort around Nick's image?
I'm immediately skeptical since it's coming from Mersh the cat burglar, but I love the idea of Nick assembling a crack team of retards to help him take down Aaron. Melton, Mersh, and Ralph a few of the only people I can think of with public images worse than Nicks.

I do think Nick is wetbrained enough to believe if people "turn on" Aaron they'll suddenly love him again. It still hasn't set in that he's never coming back from this. Keep trying though Nick, your gay little plans are pure lolcow gold.

 

[Captain Manning]

Hey, if Mersh is serious about forming a grand army to rehabilitate Nick's image, and make Aaron the ultimate bad guy, I got some free advice for him.

No bullshit. No reverse psychology.

Step one ought to be figuring out a way to make Patrick Melton disappear off the face of the Earth.

Melton is so vile, the only thing he is accomplishing right now is engendering sympathy for Aaron even among people who don't like Aaron. Simultaneously, he's also helping making people despise Rekieta even more.

The alternative is to convince Rekieta to distance himself from Melton, and that involves convincing Nick to make a good decision concerning who he associates with for once. Good fucking luck with that!

 

[AltisticRight]

Why does Aaron get to be Kevin Spacey??? I wanna be Kevin Spacey!!!

Nah, he wants to be the closeted homosexual Neonazi in the movie, or self-insert as the girl.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Good point. I am still not very convinced by any of these sources. The only one I have seen talk positively about Nick recently is the fat Aussie.

Overlawd? What did the guy who still owes a grandma a banging for the ps5 she gave him has to say about nick?

 

[datura_binge]

Re: coordinated effort to rehab image....maybe I'm nuts here but literally who knows or gives a shit about Aaron imholte. As far as I know everything anyone has ever cared about that he did was in the context of Nick, who was an infinitely bigger personality. Painting some tangential nobody as the bad guy doesn't somehow absolve Nick of anything. Or maybe I'm wrong and Aaron was some known figure before all this outside of whatever miniscule corner of MN he hails from.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Re: coordinated effort to rehab image....maybe I'm nuts here but literally who knows or gives a shit about Aaron imholte. As far as I know everything anyone has ever cared about that he did was in the context of Nick, who was an infinitely bigger personality. Painting some tangential nobody as the bad guy doesn't somehow absolve Nick of anything. Or maybe I'm wrong and Aaron was some known figure before all this outside of whatever miniscule corner of MN he hails from.

It doesn't matter what they got on aaron since it all happened in nicks house. Nick would have to admit he has no control of his household. You know what a master not in control of his house is?

A cuck.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

"Rekieta is in a worse position than Dickers is." - Ashton
It's never been so over.

I'm betting it's Nate or Camelot but it could easily be Branca. (Also, any of those 3 could have spoken to Sean who relayed that to Mindset.)

Good point. I am still not very convinced by any of these sources. The only one I have seen talk positively about Nick recently is the fat Aussie.

Isn't another possibility that the super secret source doesn't exist?

Plus, he deleted that tweet PDQ. We almost didn't get it. I really think he wanted to do an op on Sean, but then thought better of it. The fact he thought better of it strongly suggests at least some of those neurons must have been firing.

Unless we're going with Bob and/or Celeste watching him like a hawk it telling him to delete it, but the thing with that is you'd think they would want him to try and claim he wasn't in Aaron's chat. Being in Aaron's chat is a dumb move.

Speculation, but it's possible April and/or Kayla found out that he was in the STMS chat wasn't happy about it and Nick coming up with a lie to placate them. Both of them have reasons to be pissed that he was chatting in there and both of them are likely stupid enough to go along with the "It was Sean!" excuse.

 

[repentance]

Until yesterday, Nick would not even admit he was using cocaine. That's a new wrinkle.

He wouldn't outright admit it to his audience previously but he most likely admitted it at his "recovery not rehab" programme, while still maintaining he's not an addict and he has certainly admitted drug use on stream in the past. If it becomes an issue, he'll just say he was being an edgelord and no-one can prove otherwise.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

Also, Mersh hinted that there's already a coordinated effort being formed to rehabilitate Nick Rekieta's public image by launching a dogpile against Aaron Imholte in order to make him into the greater villain of the two, adding that Nick Rekieta is "actually lilikeable"

Yeah, it's been going on the past 5 months.

The result: The Nick stink is a public image killer for all who Balldowash.

 

[Captain Manning]

Re: coordinated effort to rehab image....maybe I'm nuts here but literally who knows or gives a shit about Aaron imholte.

Off-site? Weirdos. On-site? People interested in him only because of the Rekieta connection. Nobody here cared about Aaron Imholte before that.

Look, I dunno if anybody else here noticed this or not, but I discovered something amusing the other day:

Monty's lolcow thread is STILL sitting at just 19 pages. A thread that went up mid-2019. In fact, it really shit the bed around the time people took note of the fact that Nick made a big boo-boo over what he said about Monty.

Monty was his biggest foil before Aaron showed up on scene. The guy he blamed for shit like not getting the 5k gift out. The guy he was gonna grift off endlessly by way of the lawsuit. Aaron's thread is several times bigger than Monty's, yes, but I attribute that to the ongoing and very intense feud between the two.

Nick seems to pick major lolcows for friends, and minor lolcows or people nobody gives much of a shit about for enemies.

That's why this army thing Mersh is talking about is doomed to fail.

and he has certainly admitted drug use on stream in the past.

I remember him "admitting" he tried cocaine once, and didn't like it. The date he was talking about seemed to coincide with a Hedonism II trip. Him not liking it, obviously, was a lie.

EDIT: Missing word.

 

[Frak_Binatra]

That sounds epic. All Aaron's assorted alogs and loser enemies joining together into a super-gang.

Banded together from remote galaxies, are thirteen of the most sinister villains of all time — The Legion of Doom — dedicated to a single objective: the conquest of Aaron Imholte.

No group is really necessary to counter this threat. This is the challenge of the Balldo Lolcows!

Mersh! Geno! Melton! Chrissie Mayr! Dirt-eating Anna! Keanu! Redbar! Ethan Van Sciver! Dax! Vito! Riley! Ethan Ralph! Robert Barnes! Nina Infinity!

Legion of Qoom

 

[SaltyFanta]

Soon? I dare you to explain the cops at Denny’s joke, NOW.

It's like dementia, it comes in episodes. Now it's just odd moments, soon he's gonna like Mersh in stroke mode 24/7, just a constant stream of "female cop.... fe... dayton... female cop".

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

So far Nick has managed to be Nick's worst enemy. He should kill him and fix his life forever.

 

[Triggerni66er]

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if he got caught with coke and gets locked up for years. He's his own worst enemy.

 

[AltisticRight]

Skelly will just utilise his 40 scientific papers he's read and claim he didn't literally do a mountain of cocaine because he'll die from it and it costs billions, let alone the fact that one can't make that much snow.

"Rekieta is in a worse position than Dickers is." - Ashton
It's never been so over.

which position? Doggy style or cowboy with Romaine?

Legion of Qoom

Qoomer Qollective.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Qoomer Qollective.

We are the Qoom.
Lower your pants and surrender your testicles.
Your financial and cultural distinctiveness will be added to our own.
Resistance is futile.

 

[Sharpeteer]

We are the Qoom.
Lower your pants and surrender your testicles.
Your financial and cultural distinctiveness will be added to our own.
Resistance is futile.

Nice try. Being a Scandinavian incel virgin prude, I wear my chastity belt at all times. You have no power here.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Nice try. Being a Scandinavian incel virgin prude, I wear my chastity belt at all times. You have no power here.

Virginity is irrelevant.
Chastity is irrelevant.
You must comply.
I'll stop with the gay Trekkie larping now.

 

[Vibralldo]

Unfortunately, nobody who would actually be willing to defend Rekieta these days is actually likable. Nobody.

That includes Mersh.

Oh noes, it's the combined Army of Dick Masterson, Mersh, and Patty Melton. Nick critics eternally felted! Kiwifarms felted!

Knowing Mersh, he's probably ass-blasted Metokur went in on Nick for being such a jackass. He's got the same extreme hangup on Jim that Ralph has. Right down to routinely wishing for Jim's death.

A hedonistic failed LA comedian, an alleged pedophile, and an unlikable failed Floridian comedian are running PR for a self admitted drug and addict likely pedophile that let his daughter have cocaine?

I'm convinced, Nick is redeemed, everyone!