Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[St. Alia of the Knife]

Already clipped and probably the real NicK

Chad's rants about the Rekieta situation (I know he has done one about Keanu/ April and now this one with Nick) always make me feel like smoking a cigarette when he's finished up lol. Anyway, that was really cathartic. I don't recall anyone has actually used the term "scumbag" for old Niq. But hey, if the shoe fits. I also like that he calls out Nick's destructiveness to literally everyone around him, because I don't think anyone (except Farms commentators) has done that either. He seems to feel that Nick has ruined April; I give April a little more credit for her own autonomy there (e.g. April ruined herself). I do think it is interesting that Nick stayed around and took it, but that goes along with his possible humiliation fetish I guess.

 

[Captain Manning]

Mindset is a bit smarmy but I don't think he's a bad actor who outright lies. He's an FL Catholic boy who seems to care somewhat about integrity.

He said the Farms wasn't paying attention to all the "good points" Barnes was making, and then when he finally realized what he said is fucking retarded, he covered his ass by saying that he got the Farms to refute Barnes's horseshit. When, in fact, the thread was well on the way doing that since the arrest. He was still in Rekieta dick sucking mode, and needed a cope for switching late (hey, maybe what Ralph said was right, but not in the way Ralph imagined?).

Nor do "good Catholic boys" bounce all over Asia chasing pussy.

Mind you, I don't really give a shit about his "yellow fever." It's fine. He's unmarried and childless. Quite unlike the situation with Nick. After all, I can only be so much of a Scandinavian incel prude.

It's just that, like Nick, please don't blow smoke up my ass with this "good Catholic" horseshit. Even Legal Mindset has the decency not to. He's pretty open who he is.

EDIT: Punctuation.

 

[anliteralidiot]

It's mostly a drug for gay chemsex parties. It's a benzo in liquid form pretty much, why use that when he could easily get a doc to prescribe him Ambien?

Because there's literally a version of it prescribed to people with narcolepsy. It knocks them out in a way that helps them get deep sleep, and wake up rested in a way most sleep medications don't.

I doubt he would have it legally, but he might be doing it if he's having problems with his narcolepsy that aren't getting fixed with stimulants.

 

[LovisXVI]

It's just that, like Nick, please don't blow smoke up my ass with this "good Catholic" horseshit. Even Legal Mindset has the decency not to. He's pretty open who he is.

A man who cavorts openly with SEAsians and vtubers is far more upstanding than one who secretly associates with midwestern 7s and cocaine. The fact that he doesn't bother moralizing about it helps his case.

 

[Oxyjen]

That Zumock guy really lays into him.

Wow, Rekieta must have a serious humiliation boner after that.

Zumock sounds like a grown up’s version of Jim.

 

[JCDenthog]

Nick Rekieta once again does the unthinkable and makes Chad Zumock entertaining. He doesn't even have to stream to be lolcow of the year how does he do it?

 

[Guntkvd]

I don't understand why crackets would even throw a first punch. Chad is Aaron A-log.

 

[Hellion]

I don't understand why crackets would even throw a first punch. Chad is Aaron A-log.

Nick has a desperate need to pay men to shout at him and call him a naughty boy in public.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

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>I live those kids more than anything on the planet…always have

These typos must be very encouraging for Balldo washers.

Also I can’t stop chuckling because I keep reading it in a Mexican accent in my mind.

I leeve these kids more dan anythang man

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Longer clip of Zumock. He goes off on April at the end (timestamped):

 

[Captain Manning]

I don't understand why crackets would even throw a first punch. Chad is Aaron A-log.

He is.

But from what I understand, he's also a Melton critic, and has also flung shit at Nick before. Either one of those two could have been what drew Rekieta out. Nick went into this with a hint of hostility, and soon regretted it.

Honestly, Chad's position of disliking all three is eminently reasonable, IMO. I'm suitably impressed by what I saw there. Well done, Chad.

 

[Accidental Protege]

"tattoos? what are you 168? have you had your centrum silver?"
What the actual fuck did he mean by this, also April just got a tattoo didn't she? Weird thing to say, coked up or not.

He was trying to imply Zumock is out of touch because he thinks hating tattoos is an old person/Scandinavian Prude thing. The idea that Zumock might have also been commenting on how shitty and embarrassing the tattoos themselves are on a middle aged father-o-five didn't occur to him I guess.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

I don't know chad, it's amazing to me nick paid to be humiliated.
Keep those Ls coming crackeita it's amazing to laugh at this dumpster fire.

 

[TherapyMan]

"tattoos? what are you 168? have you had your centrum silver?"

Centrum Silver is a multivitamin for adults over 50. He's calling the user old in a very unfunny way.

First super chat at 54:54:

Imagine.

1. Imagine paying any streamer anything.
2. Imagine paying a no-name worthless streamer like Zumock anything.
3. Imagine paying a no-name worthless streamer like Zumock money to insult Aaron Imholte.
4. Imagine that no-name worthless streamer Zumock telling you to go fuck yourself despite you paying him.
5. Imagine that no-name worthless streamer Zumock telling you that he's infinitely better than you.
6. Imagine that you continue to pay Zumock money despite him telling you to go fuck yourself for the privilege of getting him to read your superberries.
7. Imagine you're Nick Rekieta.

Imagine putting your head in a noose.

 

[anionfarflung]

The opening scene has him attending his mother's funeral and complaining about the heat (lol) and how tired he feels rather than mourning her

"Aujourd'hui, maman est morte. Ou peut-être hier, je ne sais pas."

Today I learned that "podcast" is balado in French.

Je connaissais pas ce mot. Merci.

 

[Sharpeteer]

7. Imagine you're Nick Rekieta.

no I don't wanna he stinks

Imagine putting your head in a noose.

preferable to being a junkie living with the shame of having destroyed the lives of your own family

 

[Captain Manning]

Longer clip of Zumock. He goes off on April at the end (timestamped):

Whhhhhhhhooooooooooooore!

3. Imagine paying a no-name worthless streamer like Zumock money to insult Aaron Imholte.
4. Imagine that no-name worthless streamer Zumock telling you to go fuck yourself despite you paying him.

You know what this particular unforced error reminds me of?

It reminds me of the time Dick Masterson was on Nick's show, and Dick wanted Zoom to come on to alog PPP. Except when Zoom came on he ended up doxing Masterson's address and calling him a fag.

What just happened now might actually be funnier than that. Mainly because Zoom is unlikable, and I don't know enough about Chad to really form much of an opinion (but I like what I just saw).

7. Imagine you're Nick Rekieta.

Do I have to?

 

[OTView]

Here are his unpaid live chat messages to the chat. Not screenshotting them individually, but the rightmost column is the stream timestamp for those who want to find the context themselves.

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"i never neglected my kids, brother."

Okay so he's saying that, when his then 8-year old got a bunch of cocaine in her system, he didn't neglectfully leave it out for her to take or something, he knowingly and intentionally gave it to her?

 

[Oxyjen]

>I live those kids more than anything on the planet…always have

These typos must be very encouraging for Balldo washers.

Also I can’t stop chuckling because I keep reading it in a Mexican accent in my mind.

I leeve these kids more dan anythang man

Try reading it in Null’s “melancholy Ralph” voice. It just fits!

 

[StannisTheMannis]

Nick has a desperate need to pay men to shout at him and call him a naughty boy in public.

Never forget he was also buying Aaron's friendship by taking him to Gay 90s and letting him plow his wife while he peeped around the corner.