Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 61 23.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.6%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 79 30.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 30 11.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 83 32.3%

  • Total voters
    257
Except that the CPS transcripts we have show this to be impossible. Nick or Kayla's lawyer proposed this house-swap idea with the grandparents moving in or supervising.

Minnesota CPS do NOT allow children to be fostered at the same address from which they were removed. The worker is on the record stating this.
It's not "impossible" - you know that. The entirety of that KCHHS case that MNPublicRecords posted took place on June 6. There were months of additional hearings we that we don't know about. A compromise to return the kids to the home with grandparents could have easily been worked out. That would also explain the address change.

I'm leaning into @Strix454 's theory.
 
I remember he screamed at his daughter one time when she came in after waking up from a nightmare and people did think it was weird (and not funny) because at that point, the fake family man bullshit was still his brand and it was unlike the way he'd previously responded. There was also his tranny stream where he was dressed in drag, but I think a lot of people just discounted that and didn't even watch it. Sure it was weird and faggy, but whatever. So I don't think most people noticed how horribly he behaved toward his daughter in that one either.
I was watching his streams at the time, personally, but yeah I very obviously skipped that one. Only very weird people would want to watch that.
 
Still-life is my favorite side character. He’s a genuine lunatic and kino.

FALSE! Beeping Background Kitchen LOCALS Strea Robot uber alles! The smoke detector meme was lit! AND the night he removed it from the room and we thought it was gone, someone PUT IT BACK before the next stream!

I still carry a candle in my heart for Robot-kun!

It's not "impossible" - you know that. The entirety of that KCHHS case that MNPublicRecords posted took place on June 6. There were months of additional hearings we that we don't know about. A compromise to return the kids to the home with grandparents could have easily been worked out. That would also explain the address change.

I'm leaning into @Strix454 's theory.

Except this exact solution was proposed in the first hearing and was flatly rejected as contra to policy. They were open to 'creative solutions' but returning the children to the same address was explicitly stated as being disallowed.

EDIT: If the fostering were discontinued, of course this might be tenable, but I saw nothing in the previous posts to imply this was the argument.
 
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I think that this may make him refuse a plea deal. Why do I say that? Because Nick is the type of guy that can't take an L. If he pleads guilty to all charges, which include the child endangerment charges from his kid testing possitive for cocaine, he'll forever have that L imprinted on his forehead. Forever to be known online as the cocaine lolyer that plead guilty to giving his kids cocaine.
It's common for plea deals to involve dropping some charges and reducing others.
 
Still-life is my favorite side character. He’s a genuine lunatic and kino.
Speaking of this, is there anywhere I can see a collection of all his schizo posts? I’m surprised he hasn’t been found in other websites, I’d love to see more of this guy. He can’t just be behaving like a total lunatic just in nick’s locals chat, he has to be like this in other communities.
 
The clips on Stallyn19 and @elb's channel both appear to have been removed for TOS violations.
I would just like to point out while Chad Zumock tells the truth about the failings of a degenerate father, Cardi B's WAP (WET ASS PUSSY) music video is still up on YouTube, 537 million plus views, no age restrictions. Silicon Valley.

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Speaking of this, is there anywhere I can see a collection of all his schizo posts? I’m surprised he hasn’t been found in other websites, I’d love to see more of this guy. He can’t just be behaving like a total lunatic just in nick’s locals chat, he has to be like this in other communities.

I don't think he has the time. I've seen him going, alone mostly, for several hours at a time, ranting to himself with only occasional input from others. They tend to enter and leave the chat, leaving him to rant.
 
I don't know when it was that Nicks actual downfall began, but I know it basically went into overdrive NOT with the arrest, but when he came back from the arrest and immediately denied everything and said the cops etc were making it all up and nothing actually happened. Why? Because literally everything after he made the denial statement has proven that was a lie, so now he can't defend himself at all without everyone just baseline assuming he's lying. If he had kept his mouth shut after the arrest and just done normal streaming or whatever and actually didn't talk about the case, I strongly suspect his "fans" etc might have actually bought whatever story he decided to peddle. And honestly maybe if he had kept his mouth shut, everyone wouldn't have gone into the levels of frenzy that they did to out him and find everything out about the case.

It's easy to think the arrest was the apex of the downfall, but the reality is the apex was when he forced everyone to stop trusting him whether they wanted to or not by lying on people whose entire job it is to bring receipts.

His first stream back he said "I'm gonna say this once and then we go back to normal streaming" and this dude hasn't done a single normal stream or avoided talking about it a single time and, in point of fact, has gone out of his way to talk about it in the most obscure twitter threads he can find which is ASTOUNDING. The icing on the cake being that he randomly admitted to doing coke after all those denials as a reply to a literal nothing tweet from some rando. It's unbelievable. If anyone here was ever considering drugs, just view the Nick Rakeita school of cognitive decline and see where it got him.
I think it started a couple years ago when he started doing weird gay shit, probably the e-girl stream. People in the thread started giving him weird looks at that point but most people were willing to give him the benefit of the doubt and assumed he was doing a goofy bit. I think where it became apparent to most people was after the Rittenhouse stream.

Rittenhouse had won his case a little while ago and Nick's stream of the trial got something like 100k live viewers. Any conservative person who was really invested in the trial likely found his livestream with a bunch of lawyers before they found anyone else covering it. Even then it took him a while to get that interview because at that point Rittenhouse was a pseudo celebrity in conservative circles. I really think it was his audition to go a little more mainstream, not magically being handed his own show on Fox but maybe a chance to dip his toe in the water to go be a talking head. What does he do?

He asks about and describes Futanari (Japanese dick girls) to a visibly uncomfortable Kyle Rittenhouse.

I think at that point whoever suggested that Kyle do the livestream got egg on their face and anyone who might have considered getting him on to read canned lines about the law fucked right off.
 
Still-life is my favorite side character. He’s a genuine lunatic and kino.
If it weren't for this guy, his Locals would lack anything worth reporting imo.

FALSE! Beeping Background Kitchen LOCALS Strea Robot uber alles! The smoke detector meme was lit! AND the night he removed it from the room and we thought it was gone, someone PUT IT BACK before the next stream!

I still carry a candle in my heart for Robot-kun!
Yes, and now he's right here @Chirping Smoke Detector
 
This is the shit you do RekietaLaw that pisses me the fuck off. Incriminating yourself while responding to a twitter troll is the most retarded thing I've seen you do, and that includes getting caught with cocaine in your house. The assumption is that you are making a plea deal with the prosecutor to finally get done with this situation. Even if that is true, do you really need to tell people that you're guilty of shit when you're in the middle of the legal process. OJ didn't admit to killing Nicole before the trial. Are you dumber than OJ?
I know you don't owe me or your supporters anything, but what the fuck happened to holding the government accountable? Was that all bullshit bravado to rile up your fans for superchats? I thought you were going to make the government prove everything they are accusing you of? Was that bullshit too? Do they have a positive test result? Do they have video or dna evidence proving that the coke is yours? Is your attorney telling you he doesn't want to go to trial or did the prosecutor punk your ass into taking a plea deal? Do you feel defeated? Are you feeling like a pussy? Do you think your life is hard? When you get shot at let me know so we could have an honest conversation about how hard life can get. Until then go climb a literal mountain and walk off the bitch in you.


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Speaking of this, is there anywhere I can see a collection of all his schizo posts? I’m surprised he hasn’t been found in other websites, I’d love to see more of this guy. He can’t just be behaving like a total lunatic just in nick’s locals chat, he has to be like this in other communities.

Sign up from a free LOCALS account and peruse the chat live, at your leisure. You could also go back and see historical chats. There is also a lot of discussion and screen caps of him ITT. Search 'Still-Life' or 'Still-Born'.
 
If it weren't for this guy, his Locals would lack anything worth reporting imo.
Oh, I dunno. I found The Promised One's crisis of faith rather entertaining. So did others given there's now multiple Francis E. Dec parodies of it.

Yes, and now he's right here @Chirping Smoke Detector
That's not all from his Locals that might be here. I dunno if anybody else saw it earlier today. A ghost from the past. Maybe most people have forgotten.
 
'Still-Life' or 'Still-Born'.
Schitzo Kino

Oh, I dunno. I found The Promised One's crisis of faith rather entertaining. So did others given there's now multiple Francis E. Dec parodies of it.
Well clearly he's going to deprive us of the next episode in his 'Nick's criminal evidence is all propaganda' series, so what else could he offer?

I suppose he could reboot the series, calling the pilot "Nick's criminal evidence is all true."
 
Sign up from a free LOCALS account and peruse the chat live, at your leisure. You could also go back and see historical chats. There is also a lot of discussion and screen caps of him ITT. Search 'Still-Life' or 'Still-Born'.
No way, not going into crackett’s pozzclub. I don’t want to catch what all the locals freaks have, next thing you know I’ll be uploading pictures of myself with bottles up my asshole.
 
This fucker is missing Trump serving drive-thru at McDonald's, Suitcase Sarah probably getting battered wife syndrome, Tim Pool crying about Russians no longer funding his coffee shop (cue more of Crigler whining about "my" abortion), AND I was forced to listen to flippin' Emily go over the Diddy indictment in which she ignored his cases of lube.
Don't forget the Menendez brothers!

All cases would've been an opportunity to right the ship. Even if streams were 1 hour than his usual 3+ hours, if he did strict law talk with zero drugs/alcohol, a redemption arc could've been set in motion. Even if Nick had moderators go rogue and shutdown chats about his case/kids/Kayla/April, 'the old Nick' is what the audience always wanted, plain and simple = just go back and talk about the law.

Nick has proven ironically with his own case how much he doesn't know the law. Going forward, why would one watch him for legal insight? Emily might not bring up Diddy's cases of lube (her squeaky clean YouTube image) but she knows the law. Nick's unwillingness to 'shut the fuck up' not only hurt his case, it's hurt his credibility as one who understands anything legal.

next thing you know I’ll be uploading pictures of myself with bottles up my asshole.
Is that a promise??? :really:
 
Except this exact solution was proposed in the first hearing and was flatly rejected as contra to policy. They were open to 'creative solutions' but returning the children to the same address was explicitly stated as being disallowed.
The testimony seems more ambiguous than that. They (specifically Sweep) doesn't specifically use the word "address."

(The transcript is here.)

This appears to be the section you're talking about, and out of context it seems pretty unambiguous.
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"The -- the foster home cannot -- the licensed foster home cannot be the home that of which the children were removed from."

"And what impact does the licensing issue have on placement?"

"It would mean that the home could not be licensed. Therefore, the people residing in that home would not be able to get licensed, and the children could not be placed with them."

Now, the meaning of "home" is fairly broad. A "home" does not have to be a "house" and not every "house" is a "home." However, "residing in that home" and "were removed from" seem to imply a physical location, not some vague idea of a "home."

But this is in the redirect of Sweep after this testimony just immediately prior to the quoted sections above:
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When asked specifically about the scenario of the grandparents moving into the house where the Rekietas were living and Nick and Kayla moving somewhere else, Sweep didn't just immediately reject the idea and say that's impossible because it's prohibited by law, but instead said they'd need a plan to do such a thing, and when pressed further, said she'd have to consult further with the agency.

So while it looks cut and dried just looking at the first testimony I quoted, earlier on we had testimony from the same person that suggests the real obstacle is the lack of a plan for doing it safely. And in an earlier hearing, the issue was that they hadn't been allowed to inspect the home thoroughly to ensure that the dangers, i.e. drugs, had actually been removed, and Nick acting shifty about allowing access to the bedroom.

tl;dr
  • Nick and Kayla proposed the grandparents moving in to the house the children were removed from while they moved out
  • Nick and Kayla subsequently indeed changed their address
  • Sweep said KCHHS wanted a plan if Nick and Kayla's proposal were to be accepted
  • Sweep later said that the children can't be fostered in a "home" that they had been "removed from"

Hence, while I'm not saying this has actually happened, I don't think it's "impossible." That's a pretty strong word from what we know.

Unlikely, perhaps.
I follow Rekieta very closely, and know him somewhat well (as much as you can from online only contact), and the thought of the 9 year old on coke never crossed my mind.
I was absolutely shocked, aghast and enraged at that news, and I already had an exceedingly dim opinion of Nick and his character at the time.
 
Nick is fucking cursed

Associating with him is a risk to your cosmic energy or some shit
The Yoruba call this the ibi. Negative energy, bad decisions, chances to make mistakes, evil, that clings to a place or a person.
I was forced to listen to flippin' Emily go over the Diddy indictment in which she ignored his cases of lube.
It really is insane that he's missing out on what should have been a content bumpercrop.
I would go back to the advent of the Balldo as a 'meme', personally as the genesis of this current reality.
Some dark magician is supergluing a Sonichu medallion to a Balldo as we speak.
Even way back then I thought that was really...off...considering he was 1. Working from home 2. Streaming at all hours of the day and night and 3. They're his fucking kids and needed something and his response was full autism about it. I always found it weird that people weren't calling that shit out all along.
If I had a job as a streamer with a multi-million dollar contract I would take some of those millions and use them to put my kids in daycare. You know, like people with jobs do. So I could give my full attention to my job.
 
Nick only cares about Nick. There is a major difference between a father and husband who does bad things, but still loves his kids and wife, and a covert narc like Nick who only loves that they love HIM!
These people in his life are just interchangeable objects only valued based on what level of narcissistic supply he can get out of them. Based on what Aaron stated, and others have said in other places Nick's kids are loyal and devoted to their father, at least the younger ones anyway. I found it very interesting that he's made statements that his autistic child is his favorite. This makes sense because she's probably extra clingy to daddy which gives him immense amounts of ego supply. I just have this gut feeling the oldest son is going get back at his dad one way or another for causing him such embarrassment. Teens don't forget. We just hope it's not a Menendez brothers scenario.
 
If I had a job as a streamer with a multi-million dollar contract I would take some of those millions and use them to put my kids in daycare. You know, like people with jobs do. So I could give my full attention to my job.
Or I'd just have a sane schedule that didn't have me ranting and raving and drunkenly driving muh keeeeedz around at all hours of the day and night and screaming at cops who pull me over whining about how much I hate them.
 
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