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I gotta start re-editing all his xeets in an hour to one blob again because it really does give you a good idea what he is furiously flapping his fat fingers away at his phone over at like 3-4am on a weekday night
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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You add a serious beat and you could have the next niggerap song.
I do notice a conspicuous lack of child. He’s evolving, even if fatly and slowly.
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How far has the virus spread, I wonder?
Brian for sure lurks on the first better forum.
Adrienne's duck adventures on facebook is such a tiny footnote in the Patverse that I'm almost sure it wasn't mentioned even here, just on Owen's.
Brian, on the off chance you read this, could you tweet your top 3 favorite books among the ones you wrote? If they give me half the entertainment I got from your tweets, I'll be a great purchase.
Edit: Goddamnit man, I know you have a compulsion to have the last word about everything but how many times is it really necessary to write "you are not my wife stalker" in a row?
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Three or four straight hours, in the middle of the night, of correcTing the record. Is 10/25/24 going to set a new high water mark? It's barely breakfast time yet, we've got a long day ahead of us. That Rudolfo account is gonna have to come up with a real banger of a video short.
Anyone post this Chad Keene gem from yesterday? That "yard sale" jab, holy shit
refresher context: Pat's ex-wife, after having lost Pringles Can Jon and remarried Grease Monkey Joe, has been holding rummage sales at her house about once a month where she tries to pass off the garbage from her past lives for money. She has also experienced some foibles in trying to raise various fowl in her front yard.
There's plenty more examples to find if you poke around a little more
Anyone post this Chad Keene gem from yesterday? That "yard sale" jab, holy shit
refresher context: Pat's ex-wife, after having lost Pringles Can Jon and remarried Grease Monkey Joe, has been holding rummage sales at her house about once a month where she tries to pass off the garbage from her past lives for money. She has also experienced some foibles in trying to raise various fowl in her front yard.
There's plenty more examples to find if you poke around a little more
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I liked Dark Hollow. Don't remember much about it, though. The giant earthworms book was good cheesy pulp, though.
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Wrong again stalker child. Public school was very easy for me to pass despite being a retard. Enjoy prison
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If Patrick ever had an original thought in his mind it would probably die of loneliness.
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Dear Brian,
I enjoy being straight. Please stop tempting me, you bewitching, sexy Man.
Regards,
FemoralCanal
Lately I've been reading a lot of mistery and terror books so a while back I searched some "Top 100" lists for anything interesting. How weird was the first time I read Brian's name in the wild, outside of Patposting context?
Back then I didn't know we had a celebrity in our midst. Now of course, it makes perfect sense, for the spread of Patposting is like the heat-death of the Universe: it may take a while, but eventually it will consume and unite all that exists.
Back then I didn't know we had a celebrity in our midst. Now of course, it makes perfect sense, for the spread of Patposting is like the heat-death of the Universe: it may take a while, but eventually it will consume and unite all that exists.
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I think it's informative and gives a further insight into the horror that is his life. I seem to remember reading somewhere that lack of sleep can increase the risk of heart attack. He's been on blood pressure meds for years already, eats garbage, drinks too much and is considerably overweight, so we should enjoy him while we have him.
I think Rick being shut out of his daughter's life is the best thing for her. He's an embarrassment to everyone and pals around with proven pedophiles. She really dodged a bullet.
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Patrick is really spooked by the WaPo's decision not to endorse a candidate.
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Do it NOW or I and up to half a dozen of my pedophile NEET friends will cancel our Washington Post subscriptions! What? No, we are not currently subscribed, but that is not relevant... child.
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The "Spooky" in his handle still pisses me off, if you're going to be that lazy and fat just don't even bother
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Holy shit! Was that always the plan? Genius.
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toilets go unscrubbed, as we know that is the only think latinx can do
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Pat, I'd read that book. I wouldn't pay for it. And I'd laugh at it, but I'd read it.
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The hotel bed might unmade but Pat's got your AirBnB covered.
Unscrubbed toilet? Not under Rick's watch! Someone has to clean up after Rackets Mug Shot.
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I love how left retards turned immediately turbo racist on a drop of a dime. Rick, fearing having to clean his own Airbnb toilet instead of being able to hire slave labor from illegal immigrants fears the Trump win. Unfortunately, for Rick, his vote has been nullified.
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They always were. They never wanted the slaves freed, they never wanted them to vote, and they never wanted women to be more than house wives. Nothings changed in the Democratic party in two hundred years, they just found new ways to use people of colour and women.
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There were also pretty cheap plane tickets from North America to Norway. His point?
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