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The Gunt always providing the Farms with plenty of corn.
🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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FiveStarAce
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Do you think Ralph knows that videogames have objectives? My guess is that he is just pressing Buttons and the beep boop sounds a game makes is the gameplay for him. I have yet to see him actually playing any videogame, as in, engaging with it's rules and not just using it as a dangling-key Simulator.
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He should play Star Wars. It's a shoe fit if I ever knew one.
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Ethan 'Gunt' Ralph
(Vengeful Child/Banished)
- Chemical fascination
- Psychopath
- Depressive
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- Apr 19, 2023
It reminds me of that one scene in Futurama where Fry tries to defend Leela by accidentally making fun of her, same energy. Maybe the Cokeita polycule needs a rug cleaner so that's why they keep piggy around.
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- Sep 17, 2021
Ralph has no impulse control. Fuck reading instructions or tutorials, the Ralphamale ain't got time for that. No time for planning or strategy, just Leroy Jenkins the shit and run headfirst into whatever is in front of him and try to brute strength through it. In the end, the results are the same as his irl fights. Ralph laying on the ground, beaten and bloody.
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Health
-hip (40%) (broken) (healing)
-hooves (90%)
-eyes (75%) (googly)
-Liver (85%)
-heart (65%)
-lungs (80%)
-nose (60%) (broken) (healed)
-ears (removed)
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The Gunt is so fat, that he takes up two time zones.
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Ralph can't comprehend objectives in games because he can't comprehend them in life. He has no goals other than to rattle his cup for torta money and try to own the haters by not dying.
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This pic makes him look like a pooner. I really didn't think it could get anymore grotesque than Bad Santa Ralph.
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- Sep 21, 2014
Patches are used for drug monitoring in a lot of places. Just because Ralph never saw it before doesn't mean it's some new, super-strict thing. Patches monitor for a limited range of drugs, even with the enhanced panels. And just because Ralph saw Nick with a patch before doesn't mean Nick is still being monitored now. The monitoring was almost certainly for CPS and only until they got a set amount of clean tests or he tested clean for a specific amount of time.
In other words, Ralph is full of shit.
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Ralph was just so happy that a living person agreed to spend time with him he just can't shut up about it.
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Shows just how pathetic The Gunt truly is.
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Renowned high roller, Ethan Ralph, has got a budget smartphone that is so poorcoded that they have a fucking watermark on the camera.
What happened to Ralph's phone, did he get drunk and lose another one?
Xitter
I know it gets said a lot, but why doesn't he clip his nails like a normal person. His hand looks like a piggy trotter like this.
Then peep the non-brand Chinese knock-off headphones, and the fact the glasses show he is using the main camera because the self-cam is probably piss poor.
Either he's had to downgrade his phone, or he's preempting losing it, so wants to avoid losing his iPhone or whatever brand he uses.
What happened to Ralph's phone, did he get drunk and lose another one?
Xitter
I know it gets said a lot, but why doesn't he clip his nails like a normal person. His hand looks like a piggy trotter like this.
Then peep the non-brand Chinese knock-off headphones, and the fact the glasses show he is using the main camera because the self-cam is probably piss poor.
Either he's had to downgrade his phone, or he's preempting losing it, so wants to avoid losing his iPhone or whatever brand he uses.
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Yes, was about 2 weeks ago or something, didn't clip it because I was lazy.
Ralph is currently in/on his way to Mexico City to record some Catholic event and then see Faiths son.
Also I guess Ralph is just throwing gay hands now?
The aging of his skin is fucking unreal, sun is beyond cruel down there.
Ralphs baloney-slice-thin lips out in full force, is he biting the bottom right side of his lip?
Did you at least apologize to all these innocent bystanders that had to witness you throwing gay hands, faggot?
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Bold of you to assume he spends any meaningful time out in the sun.
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Fingers crossed this fat prick dies before Halloween so Josh can have him on Mati through a Ouija board
Rage Pig
kiwifarms.net
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The coarse-pored skin, the unkempt beard, what a butt-ugly creature. Why is his t-shirt so blurry? Anti-dandruff filter? He can't go 24 hours without tweeting, but because whatever he does today is embarrassing for him he just shows a gay selfie.