African-American Appreciation Thread - Highlighting contributions from our most productive citizens

Sexy Senior Citizen said:
From what I remember, Audacity is pretty good.
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Audacity is a fine audio editor but he wants anonymization. Here's one example of what I found with a very quick Google query:
Using this approach of text to speech instead of mapping an audio recording to a different voice seems like the superior option because:
  1. There'd be no way to transform the output voice back to an input voice, because there would be no input voice, just text, and
  2. The existing wall of text could just be edited a bit and fed into the algorithm rather than having to talk for ~five minutes.
 
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Recorded Audio of Nigger stuck in a parking lot for about 8 hours after stealing $120 he agreed to pay for (agreed/owed/lied to me for $185 refused to pay more than $65), he's furious I'm laughing at him he lost his DL

5:30 second recording of me screwing with some nigger, link expires in 6 days so enjoy
It's worth a mention there actually was no Chevy truck I am also talking to with me, I'm just pretending to talk to someone next to me to drag out the call as long as possible and interrupt him to annoy him.

OP of Nigger stuck in a parking lot for 8 hours after stealing $120. He's furious I'm laughing at him he lost his DL

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Decent nigger story,maybe a 4/10 of lying cheating nigger trying to who ripped me off for $120 after I was there and left just about 2 hours now dark, he *ahem* had some real bad luck immediately after regarding his DL. He calls me 2 times about 10 mins apart and finally I record the call the 3rd time.

TL;DR Nigerian cocksucker breaks his key in his ignition, hes in a part of town tourists love and it's on a weekend in maxed full parking lot that they will not let you into if your are not police/EMS/roadside assistance. In the past I have tried to help people and been turned away at roadblocks trying to explain its a roadside emergency, showing state licensed ID and such. I tell this dumb nigger it's $65 to drive there and sit in traffic for 30 mins just to get into both checkpoints they will not let general public in. In addition is $120 to fish his broken key out, 185$ total. I ask him if he has a second working key he says yes. I ask this key starts the car perfectly? very clear "yes". I'm kinda of disappointed as now I cant sell him a brand new key in addition to fixing the shit he broke. W/E 185$ for 30 mins is good with me. I get a call whining like a little girl as aI finally pass the second checkpoint, find the car. I had really bad feeling about this guy, he had a key that obviously used to work this car but I take down DL/ID vehicle tags/VIN. When I ask for his ID Instead of handing to me he tosses it onto my work desk as I'm writing down details, kind of rude. The work is simple he tried to disassemble a bunch of shit and luckily didn't break anything. If he was smart he could have just used a bent paperclip and his finger to extract the broken key. I ask for the second "working key", no start dash even says the words "BAD KEY". I explain good news and bad news we fixed your ignition and it appears to be working but this second key is obviously broken please take note of the dash that says "BAD KEY" I tell him all is not lost I can provide a new key and program it. $225 on a Saturday afternoon where not even a tow truck can get too, in a parking lot it takes 30 mins and two checkpoints just to enter into I'm doing him a fucking favor. 20 mins of complaining and bargaining later... I remind him spoke of these exact prices on the phone, he lied to me he had a working key. I finally asked him "do you like to gamble? because I have $500 cash on me right now that says when I bring up this recording in my cell before I even came out here we're gonna hear your voice agreeing to $185 and also lying to me this other key works. So how about it, you want to make an easy $500"? Nigger stares at his shoes and complains some more. As I said I came out fixed the ignition and he owes me $185 refuses to pay for a working key to be made. I try to explain a $250 tow truck is going to be 3-4 hours away, probably not enough room to get this car to the local dealer till 10 pm when the parking lot clears out and they actually have room, then 2 days from now Monday morning you'll be at the to the dealership and pay $350 for what I'm offering 225 for right now. Do you understand the math? Blank stare. Just getting this tard to respond is labor I've fixed the ignition about 25 mins ago parking patrol is starting to hassle me for impeding traffic. He says "I'll give you 65$" I reply "You want me to take the broken key and reinsert it in the ignition like I was never here and take the $65 for my time and gasoline?" 'NO, you not going to put that back! I pay you $65 that's it" "you want me to break out that phone recording we had? No money, no wager and just play it out-loud and laugh at you, we're getting kind close to that point, you owe me 185, you don't want a working key I don't care, simple as that, you owe what you owe. 5 more minutes of nigger logic, I'm just saying fuck this, I take $65 cash and leave. Halfway home I realize his DL is somewhere he tossed it in my truck, I quietly laugh as now without state issued verification he's gonna have one hell of a time having a key made by anyone or even having the vehicle towed. Cut too two hours later I get a call back I just let ring through, 10 mins later another, third time around I record the call. Truth be told it's not that interesting, my goal is to keep him on the phone as long as possible, and just make him think he's lost his mind. Part of me wants to offer to deliver or mail it back for my time/gas but, I'm really unclear is that is even legal.

If anyone knows some kind of sound editing /voice altering software that won't take 30 minutes to learn and edit out address/doxing info and change voices I'll post the 5:30 sound clip.
 
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In all seriousness, can someone explain why black women twerk at the most random times and in the most random places (in traffic, at the drive through, on a cop car, etc)? Is it supposed to be funny? If so, why?
 
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Free the Pedos said:
In all seriousness, can someone explain why black women twerk at the most random times and in the most random places (in traffic, at the drive through, on a cop car, etc)? Is it supposed to be funny? If so, why?
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Signaling their sexual availability to any bucks that happen to be nearby. Also, it pisses off white people, or appalls them, which is just as good.
 
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SAT tests are pointless

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Jonah Hill poster said:
SAT tests are pointless

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I read the whole article (in black voice) and the only reason given for the tests being racist is that blacks struggle to pass them. No doubt his cries for all standardized testing to be abandoned will one day be heard and he can enjoy having a root canal procedure perfromed by Rachel Jeantel.
 
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Turquoise said:
I read the whole article (in black voice) and the only reason given for the tests being racist is that blacks struggle to pass them. No doubt his cries for all standardized testing to be abandoned will one day be heard and he can enjoy having a root canal procedure perfromed by Rachel Jeantel.
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How soon will everybody grow some balls to tell these retards to fuck off. That day can't come soon enough.
 
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Turquoise said:
I read the whole article (in black voice) and the only reason given for the tests being racist is that blacks struggle to pass them. No doubt his cries for all standardized testing to be abandoned will one day be heard and he can enjoy having a root canal procedure perfromed by Rachel Jeantel.
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My favorite part is that he brings up Carl Brigham and calls the whole test racist because he came up with it, ignoring that it has been heavily modified since its inception and the idea that it's racist doesn't make sense when by his own admission Asians do better on it than even white people

I caught myself asking out loud, "so wait, does this mean its racist against white people too?" and I had a chuckle because the SAT whooped my ass the first time I took it and I sure would have latched onto the idea that it was racist at that time
 
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Jonah Hill poster said:
SAT tests are pointless

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Odds are great that he sucked at the SAT as well, so the article's just one long-winded cope session for not taking responsibility for his own failure. "Hmm -- is it possible that I just didn't study for the SAT properly and bitched it myself? No, it MUST be that the test is racist!" Great job there, nig-nog...
 
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