Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[The Stranger]

Gator vid is up

>*strokes*
if only

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Gator vid is up

Well that was nothing short of horrifying.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Why does Jack love his ai images so much? Its not like there aren't already millions of Homer Simpson images he could have pasted his stupid caption on.

It's because AI, like Jack is fundamentally lazy and Jack is so lazy he couldn't even be assed to google images

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

God damn. His raspy voice is fucking perfect for the halloween scenario these days.

He does actually sound like a zombie.

 

[Bothriolepis]

Has Jack run afoul of YouTube's Community Guidelines?

It's possible that he's pissed about the few copyright strikes he's received. I think it's at least as likely, though, that he's trying to be vaguely edgy without actually saying anything controversial enough to risk his YouTube presence. He's got too much of his life wrapped up in the delusion that he's a celebrity chef to do that.

 

[abobe]

Gator vid is up

Has the random little boy in the intro been addressed? Maybe Jr had an influence on it being there?

• Off the bat, Paul looks like a fucking douche. The chefs coat, the gloves. Give it a break loser. I'm surprised to see later in the video that he isn't wearing Klogs.
• Jack realizes that he has been pronouncing boudin wrong. "Boo-dean".
• Jack ordered the wrong sized boudin and gets a little defensive when Paul says he thought it would be normal sized links. Jack ordered the constipated pellet sized links.
• Paul said he had a plan with the alligator head but it was shot down. Was Paul planning to skull fuck it?
• Jack is now behind the camera, breathing super loud, as Paul prepares the tail.
• Paul thinks it is overcooked.
• Carnivore Jack assures him that everything came out great. I wonder how Jack will dodge questions during the live stream when asked if he ate the boudin.

I'm beginning to wonder if Jack takes proper care of his cutting board. Because it's starting to look dry around the edges.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Jack realizes that he has been pronouncing boudin wrong. "Boo-dean".

Technically he's still pronouncing it wrong but "boudan" is about as close as you can get without trying to sound French.

Don't forget this is the guy that calls gruyere "groyer", gyoza "guyohza" and wagyu "waygoo".

The man can barely speak English. Expecting him to pronounce foreign words is too much.

 

[p1138]

It's possible that he's pissed about the few copyright strikes he's received. I think it's at least as likely, though, that he's trying to be vaguely edgy without actually saying anything controversial enough to risk his YouTube presence. He's got too much of his life wrapped up in the delusion that he's a celebrity chef to do that.

He's likely butthurt that he lost his copyright strikes and claims against PCTLM, and can't do shit about all of the other channels that have made fun of his stupid ass over the past few years that have also done commentary over his dumb videos but are big enough that they don't need to hide them from him. Basically the community guidelines don't work the way he wants them to.

Gator vid is up

Why the fuck is be bothering to dirty up hotel pans when he's just going to dump all of the shit into the bucket anyway?
It's funny that you can see his 4 legged cane next to the bucket.
Who is this Paul faggot with the gloves and coat? His new new new new new best friend?
"we don't know what we're doing" no shit, because you didn't check the damned audio.
Bitches about sausage not being nice links, didn't need to be links anyway.
Paul does literally all of the work, they just end up throwing it into a filthy smoker.
Fatty is bobbing around drooling on himself staring at the GUD MEAT likely wishing Paul would shut up so he can just eat.
The sausage goop that they're scooping out looks fucking disgusting.
"is this mine?" IT'S IN YOUR FUCKING HAND
Begins giggling and holding his hand over his mouth like usual.
"OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD I INT NID TO SEEZNING I INT NID TO BRINE"
then Paul comes in with the classic Fatty retarded "I can taste the brine, I can taste the seasoning" no shit? Or is he translating for Fatty and his full mouth?
"IZAL GUH DOH GO"
"it feels great, in my mouth"
Admits he didn't do shit

 

[CallmeCicada]

Jack's pressure cooker chocolate chili

I am sorry, he did what?

 

[Marc]

He does actually sound like a zombie.

New Jack on the Go theme?

I am sorry, he did what?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jack-russell-scalfani-cooking-with-jack-jack-on-the-go-show-jakatak.13468/post-17424686

I'd forgotten that he pressure cooked beer along with the chocolate.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Has Jack run afoul of YouTube's Community Guidelines?

He's a bad cook and horrifying entity, but he doesn't cuss or show non-meat gore, and his homosexuality is only subtext.

Did Jack get dinged for anti-Palestine sentiment? Did he misgender someone? Or is he saying it's hard for other YouTubers, because Jack will report them for Community Guidelines, out of spite?

Jack is a flagget

He recently had a bunch of remixes of his videos pulled down for noting the “cooking with girl” saga, where Jack stupidly gave away his log in credentials to one of sites to a “seo optimizer “ pajeet who promptly turned it into a Bengali aunty porn site and held for ransome. (Who the fuck jerks off to jeet a mature porn? I’ve had some pretty shameful faps, but middle aged, doughy Bengali women in third world hovels? Yuck)

Why does Jack love his ai images so much? Its not like there aren't already millions of Homer Simpson images he could have pasted his stupid caption on.

Anyway, I asked AI to create me an image of Homer Simpson preparing Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad and gave it the recipe. This is what I got.

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C U cameltoe spoon

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Jack is a flagget

He recently had a bunch of remixes of his videos pulled down for noting the “cooking with girl” saga, where Jack stupidly gave away his log in credentials to one of sites to a “seo optimizer “ pajeet who promptly turned it into a Bengali aunty porn site and held for ransome. (Who the fuck jerks off to jeet a mature porn? I’ve had some pretty shameful faps, but middle aged, doughy Bengali women in third world hovels? Yuck)

Don't go knockin milf porn man. Fat milf porn, yeah, but there's some hot milfs out there

 

[Marc]

Who the fuck jerks off to jeet a mature porn?

My inference is that it's for jeets who grew up with their mother being the only object they were allowed to fix their male gaze upon while bathing or dressing. The japs have a similar thing with cousins.

 

[Boys Club Rhetoric]

I'm late and as gay as Jack Jr with this, but at one point Jack comments that it's "kinda weird that they're square" in reference to the patties on the burger. I know Jack is brain addled, but I absolutely refuse to believe that someone as addicted to fast food as he is doesn't know that square patties are Wendy's primary gimmick. He's been there before!

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I'm late and as gay as Jack Jr with this, but at one point Jack comments that it's "kinda weird that they're square" in reference to the patties on the burger. I know Jack is brain addled, but I absolutely refuse to believe that someone as addicted to fast food as he is doesn't know that square patties are Wendy's primary gimmick. He's been there before!

Yeah but Krabby Patties are supposed to be ROUND. So Wendy's should be making ROUND patties for their Krabby Patty meal.

Although in the end it's just a normal Wendy's burger with a different sauce. Whoopee.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Yeah but Krabby Patties are supposed to be ROUND. So Wendy's should be making ROUND patties for their Krabby Patty meal.

Jack's taking his "blarms" moment really well.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

The new studio kitchen has terrible lighting and terrible sound. They might as well be using “the kid’s” kitchen.

They should have had stayed in their old house with the 7% brown people population in Hendersonville.


It’s ok they just make videos of ice melting or simple assembled food now.


What a joke

 

[lindsayfan]

Paul said he had a plan with the alligator head but it was shot down. Was Paul planning to skull fuck it?

indubitably. that's why jack was whining about youtube community guidelines

 

[She Brings The Rain]

God Jr is such a tryhard faggot. Taking a phonecall in public while your family is trying to eat and make a "video." Cursing like an underbred mongoloid over a damn burger. "Iz it a Krabby Patty becuz they put thousand island on that jawn or wut." Quadarrius is never going to fuck you, JJ. Then him sperging out over how he's not going to try the frosty because it's unhealthy and how it's the burger is already bad for him like he doesn't have a pair of mommy milkers on his chest already.

Not to mention the way he's swaying side to side like an autist while Tammy and her dump truck order.

Jack is retarded as usual and seems to have forgotten that part of Wendy's shtick is that their patties are square because he keeps bringing it up and sounding surprised and confused, although those are also his natural state of being.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

That intro music for Jack on the Go is fucking obnoxious.