Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

Idk guys, if my wedding pictures made the event seem as awkward and obviously unenjoyable for me as Dannii and Bam's did, I'd probably be at pains to never mention it again unless forced to. Has she forgotten that it was on camera and we all saw how clearly grossed out by him she was? I've had more passionate smooches with my grandfather than these two did on their big day,
 

Tour of his house video got 1.4m views in 4 days. I didn't watch it
I found it interesting, wouldn't really call it a "documentary" though. It's up to 2.3m views at the time of this post and at the end they tease a part two.
Unfortunately the Turkey Tom vid on Bam does a better job of documentation, Ryan Dunn was a piece of shit but had good taste in cars.

The dude in the yellow shirt who built all Bams skate shit was very interesting, I'd watch a full interview with him any day.

I have just redownloaded Haggard and I bid you adieu
 

Tour of his house video got 1.4m views in 4 days. I didn't watch it
I'm about half way through it. I liked Jackass in the 90s but I've never been a "Bam" fan as I've always thought he was just an obnoxious spoiled brat. 1st take away from this video is Holy SHIT this dude is only 44 and he looks like he's 64. 2nd take away is "spoiled brat" doesn't even begin to describe him. The amount of excess he has enjoyed is obscene. I cringed at every destroyed car, house, rec-vehicle, not to mention physical toll on all of those dudes doing face plants into concrete. That lifestyle looks like pure hell.
 
I'm about half way through it. I liked Jackass in the 90s but I've never been a "Bam" fan as I've always thought he was just an obnoxious spoiled brat. 1st take away from this video is Holy SHIT this dude is only 44 and he looks like he's 64. 2nd take away is "spoiled brat" doesn't even begin to describe him. The amount of excess he has enjoyed is obscene. I cringed at every destroyed car, house, rec-vehicle, not to mention physical toll on all of those dudes doing face plants into concrete. That lifestyle looks like pure hell.
Thanks for the field report, threadtourist.
 
Some parts of East Cleveland are reverting to wilderness like Detroit, who knows we'll probably see black bears near the former Peter Pan Donuts soon enough. Wonder if that sign is still around, I don't normally go through there if possible.
I used to drive past the old huge GE plant in East Cleveland on the way to a job in Cleveland Heights about 10 years ago and one morning I had to slam the brakes for deer.

Bam released some new music. He pretty much names everyone he can remember including Brad Pitt and declares them to be Earth Rockers.
Lmao the comments, all 10 of them, are all shitting on Bam

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2nd take away is "spoiled brat" doesn't even begin to describe him. The amount of excess he has enjoyed is obscene.
All that excess, and yet all he can ever do is complain about it. Back in 2006 Bam got invited to drive in the Gumball 3000 rally in his Lamborghini, and he cried and whined and was a miserable fuck about it the entire fucking time. I would have personally given blowjobs to a barn full of horses to be allowed to drive the Gumball rally in a used Toyota Echo. And then here was this faggot driving around Europe in an invitational celebrity rally, in a fucking purple Lambo, crying about people recognizing him and wanting to take pictures.
 
All that excess, and yet all he can ever do is complain about it. Back in 2006 Bam got invited to drive in the Gumball 3000 rally in his Lamborghini, and he cried and whined and was a miserable fuck about it the entire fucking time. I would have personally given blowjobs to a barn full of horses to be allowed to drive the Gumball rally in a used Toyota Echo. And then here was this faggot driving around Europe in an invitational celebrity rally, in a fucking purple Lambo, crying about people recognizing him and wanting to take pictures.
Bam is such a whiny faggot.
 
What the actual fuck? 🤢

Bam’s degeneracy is clearly something more than just being a closeted bi. Something is seriously wrong with him and his sexuality with all the fantasies about piss drinking and shit eating and also this.

Is he just a severe coomer? A pornsick freak? Or is it something he was born with?
Maybe its just Maybelline? TWU

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They met at a party at an LA selfie mansion (whatever the fuck that is) where prospective gold diggers can meet washed up losers.

They like to embellish the shit out of this story and make it like a 90s romcom:

Late af BUUUT!
Holy fuck he's pathetic.
Model, where? American apparel?

Also that eating disorder is on full display, it's really taking center stage.
She's such a parody of a LA model/waitress. Talking smack on other girls, talking about "cyberbullies" being 43 :story:
Also, "professional dog walker", very r/antiwork of her...
 
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