Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Smash can honestly be summed up by that one Brawl Tournament where the best player in the competative scene at the time lost to a random kid that just happened to be in town that day.

That or the amount of sex offenders who prey on children in the Smash community too...

 

[Kheapathic]

That or the amount of sex offenders who prey on children in the Smash community too...

Smash has such an assortment of pedophiles, they even have an honest to God biological female offender named Cinnpie.

Relevant part for anyone not wanting to click a link; TLDR = 24 year old woman groomed a 14 year old boy

Rumors about Cinnpie sleeping with Puppeh had existed as early as 2016,[1] but both Puppeh and Cinnpie denied it at the time.[2] However, on July 1st, 2020, Puppeh published a tweet confirming the allegations, stating that Cinnpie had manipulated and sexually used him throughout the entire summer of 2016. At the time, Puppeh was 14, while Cinnpie was 24. He also claimed that prior to that incident, Cinnpie (or Cinnamon, as she was known at the time) had initiated sexual conversations with him on Snapchat.[3] A day after this information came to light, the 2GGaming panel banned Cinnpie from all of their future events, alongside several other community figures accused of sexual misconduct during this time.[4]. A video compiling Cinnpie's behaviour towards Puppeh during tournaments also surfaced[5], and Zephyr made a statement[6] a day later alleging that Cinnpie took advantage of his kindness and touched his genitals without his consent.

Cinnpie would completely disappear from social media until May 1st, 2021, where she released a statement denying that she had forced anyone to have sexual relations with her, among several other things. In the same Tweet, she posted a statement from a law firm requesting a cease and desist from further defamatory statements against her.[7]

On March 12th, 2022, Cinnpie released another statement[8], claiming that Zephyr is a predator and expressing confusion as to why he was not cited in Puppeh's statement. Cinnpie alleged that Zephyr would invite her over to his house to get her drunk and sexually harass her when she was too intoxicated to remain conscious. Further into the statement, Cinnpie alleged that Puppeh harassed her online when she was 23, a year prior to the sexual assault allegations. She also accuses Puppeh of abusive behaviour during a tournament, where he would insult her. Puppeh soon released a counterstatement[9] where he claimed to have never seen Zephyr acting inappropriate with anyone, let alone Cinnpie. He also expressed confusion at Cinnpie citing his toxicity during 2015, as they were not friends at the time and those events occurred prior to the sexual exploitation.

 

[Nabeshin]

As someone who played and liked RoA 1 one thing I'll say, is that what made the game famous for an indie was the workshop, something that RoA2 doesn't have and I just realized that RoA2 has IAP, on a paid game

 

[6MillionCoofs]

That or the amount of sex offenders who prey on children in the Smash community too...

I was talking about the Core of the game itself

But yes, there is also that.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Got you.

https://www.ssbwiki.com/Smasher:cPU#:~:text=CPU?) is a retired Brawl,was barely fifteen years old.

Lmao the wiki is coping and seething

 

[Kheapathic]

Lmao the wiki is coping and seething

The Competitive Smash ruleset is why I can't take any of them seriously. There's a ton of content in the game, and 90% of it is either turned off or deemed so sub-par it's non-competitive. Sure items and what-not do add a chance of randomness and luck, but at least it's fun or entertaining; even Sakurai hated the professional Smash scene so much he intentionally had a trip mechanic put in one of them; pretty much when they try to wave-dash or other stuff, there's a 1% chance the character will trip, of course the Smash retards hated this, but they're the ones trying to make a party game competitive.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

The Competitive Smash ruleset is why I can't take any of them seriously. There's a ton of content in the game, and 90% of it is either turned off or deemed so sub-par it's non-competitive. Sure items and what-not do add a chance of randomness and luck, but at least it's fun or entertaining; even Sakurai hated the professional Smash scene so much he intentionally had a trip mechanic put in one of them; pretty much when they try to wave-dash or other stuff, there's a 1% chance the character will trip, of course the Smash retards hated this, but they're the ones trying to make a party game competitive.

As a non fighting game player smash looks like shit to watch. It's all flailing and jumping all over the place. With other fighting games I can at least understand what the players are trying to do even I don't understand the mechanics at play so even I can READ the hype when shit goes down in a match. Even mortal kombat that I think looks like shit is more watchable than smash. Smash players might as well be playing with beyblades.

 

[HansKlokBier]

Not like your house mald where the dog's are pissing and shitting all over the floor.

How long will ferret survive with his infected toe, more blood for the blood gods.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

he intentionally had a trip mechanic put in one of them;

It was Brawl. Brawl sums up the Smash Community and the correct response to the babies very well.

 

[Slav Power]

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That second clip is the best proof that Jason doesn't use any "voice changers" or "filters" or anything, he just "eats the mic" as someone else pointed out early. I can do the same with my cheapo USB condenser mic, if I talk directly into it my voice is all deep and bassy, but when I move away from it it sounds more natural. Jason's real voice really came out by the end as he was not only away from the mic, but also speaking to someone else and not to "the audience", which definitely has the subconscious effect of talking in a different manner.

You know, kinda like Elizabeth Holmes only ever put on that deep voice when she was in front of cameras, or how that one secret recording of Adolf Hitler has shown that naturally he had a rather deep and calm voice, nothing like the high pitched yelling one he always used at rallies that everyone has been conditioned to believe what he really sounded like, and what every German sounds like. Once showmanship is involved you turn into a different person so to speak.

If everyone managed to realize this early on, then perhaps the stupid "voice changer" rumor wouldn't wouldn't spread and Mald wouldn't have a gotcha for a smug Short. Yes, he is a narcissist that pays attention to how he sounds when presenting himself, no, the methods that he utilizes to "improve" his voice aren't as crazy as people made them out to be.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

That second clip is the best proof that Jason doesn't use any "voice changers" or "filters" or anything, he just "eats the mic" as someone else pointed out early. I can do the same with my cheapo USB condenser mic, if I talk directly into it my voice is all deep and bassy, but when I move away from it it sounds more natural. Jason's real voice really came out by the end as he was not only away from the mic, but also speaking to someone else and not to "the audience", which definitely has the subconscious effect of talking in a different manner.

You know, kinda like Elizabeth Holmes only ever put on that deep voice when she was in front of cameras, or how that one secret recording of Adolf Hitler has shown that naturally he had a rather deep and calm voice, nothing like the high pitched yelling one he always used at rallies that everyone has been conditioned to believe what he really sounded like, and what every German sounds like. Once showmanship is involved you turn into a different person so to speak.

If everyone managed to realize this early on, then perhaps the stupid "voice changer" rumor wouldn't wouldn't spread and Mald wouldn't have a gotcha for a smug Short. Yes, he is a narcissist that pays attention to how he sounds when presenting himself, no, the methods that he utilizes to "improve" his voice aren't as crazy as people made them out to be.

You're overthinking it. Even if he is just purposefully peaking the mic and making an active choice to talk deeper for his Twitchfag audience, it's still cringe and he is still a fat cringe furry faggot who is probably sexually molesting the poor animals that he hoards.

 

[MercuryMan]

If everyone managed to realize this early on, then perhaps the stupid "voice changer" rumor wouldn't wouldn't spread and Mald wouldn't have a gotcha for a smug Short. Yes, he is a narcissist that pays attention to how he sounds when presenting himself, no, the methods that he utilizes to "improve" his voice aren't as crazy as people made them out to be.

That's made fun of because he made up a lie about having a second puberty after a clip of his soy voice resurfaced on the web.
The voice changing techniques he does or doesn't use is a nothingburger. The funny is that he's still insecure about it.

He strikes channels, deletes criticism, hoards ferrets for furry fetish (said his goal is 150), and parades 20 years of non-existent game dev experience while being stumped on gamemaker for 8 years (game is still nowhere near release).
Also the skg crowd had their suspicions confirmed about rivals 2 and Ross is gaining more support.
His discord/twitch community unironically sees him as an e-daddy and he spends 60+ hours a week doing so. Not even vtubers spend that much time with their audience. Plenty of ground to make fun of him.

 

[my penis is on fire]

hoards ferrets for furry fetish (said his goal is 150)

According to the rescue's website (Archive), their ultimate goal is 200-250 ferrets, albeit in a new building that isn't Mald's house. They also now have a third part-time employee (Maddie) and say they will need to start hiring further once they start moving into the new building. This is good news imo since it's not just one person wrangling 50 ferrets anymore, a marginal improvement to their living conditions.
Between now and last week, the ferret hoard has grown from 51 to 55. (Wiki, Archive)

Spoiler: Twitch clip with Maddie

 

[Kheapathic]

Either I'm fucking insane or out of touch, but I don't think an animal rescue should have a goal; a limit yes, a goal no, a goal makes it sound like you're purposely collecting them. I'm probably just out of touch with modern culture, but a rescue is one of those things where you should be working to put yourself out of a job (metaphorically or theoretically of course). You shouldn't be running an animal rescue to collect animals, you should be running a rescue to protect animals from careless or helpless owners. Sure, a perk of the job may be, you get to hang out with things you love, but at the heart of the issue, you should be hoping people are good at taking care of their pets and will not be forced into a position of having to give them up. You shouldn't have a goal, you should have a limit, as in "We can only care for x-amount due to space/resources/etc."

 

[Gravemind]

The only "goal" an animal rescue should have should be more akin to a mission statement than a conditional milestone.

 

[ifxztykgdnfvmsdjhfbSD]

the rescue's website

Good God looking at the code for this raggedy ass website is making me feel some type of way.


These buttons aren't lined up.


If the window isn't maximized it cuts off part of the page instead of just getting rid of all the blank space along the edges.


Instead of using CSS for vertical spacing he just adds a bunch of line breaks.



Instead of an <hr> tag for horizontal lines he instead uses a bunch of divs with borders. Even if he for some reason refuses to use the built-in horizontal line element he could have just put the border on the bottom of the already existing div that goes across the top of the page instead of making another one for no reason.


He manually sets the text color of each type of element to white. All the text on the page is white. You could have just set the color for the entire body to white and it would do the same thing. I don't even think there are this many different types of headers on the page, so a lot of it likely doesn't do anything anyways.


Nice proofreading. Where'd the name "snail's house" come from anyways?
Edit: Apparently the place is named after a ferret named "Snails" so this is actually correct. The title for the page is wrong though because it does have an apostrophe.


For someone who makes such a big deal about accessibility, you would think he would put alternate text for images so that blind people with screen readers could know what they are. I wonder if he is even aware that is a thing you can do.

There are online classes for middle schoolers that cover topics more complex than anything on this site. Maldy knows nothing about web development, or programming in general, and it shows with how he writes all his code in the most naive way possible.

 

[my penis is on fire]

Nice proofreading. Where'd the name "snail's house" come from anyways?

It was named after Snails, the first ferret to be added to the hoard. Rest in peace.


(Archive)


(Archive)

There was slight concern since it's also the name of a Japanese electronic musician, but they're most likely fine with it.

 

[ADHD Mate]

There are online classes for middle schoolers that cover topics more complex than anything on this site. Maldy knows nothing about web development, or programming in general, and it shows with how he writes all his code in the most naive way possible.

My first thought when I saw your description was my middle school IT teacher would not pass me for this shit.
Isn't HTML taught at school in USA? I had class some basics of HTML with CSS in general IT class in middle school.

 

[Kheapathic]

Isn't HTML taught at school in USA? I had class some basics of HTML with CSS in general IT class in middle school.

Every school is different; being rural and kinda ghetto, we learned HTML by trying to trick out our MySpace page. I have a cousin who's younger than me and a web designer, and that's how she taught herself; but neither of us had a Computer/Internet class or whatever you may want to call it in school. The closest thing I had was, instead of PE, you could do ROP (Recreational Occupational... something). Pretty much instead of doing PE shit, you do something else; and at my school, it was the A+ Certification, back when it never expired; I did that, and that's as advanced as it got.

Keep in mind I'm kinda old now. Algebra was a high-school class when I was a kid, and now they're apparently learning it in like 6th or 7th grade.

 

[ifxztykgdnfvmsdjhfbSD]

If HTML/CSS is taught in US schools it's definitely not a standard, especially in middle schools. Some places might teach that kind of stuff but everywhere I've seen is just a basic typing class at most. I don't know where exactly Mald grew up but if it was around where he lives now I imagine that's what he would have had unless his dad put him in an expensive private school.