The Cole Smithey Thread

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

Maybe if we actually knew things about Bob we would be more critical of him.

That is something we have to remember. We don't really have the full picture of what his life was like prior to Chris. People like to frame him as being a abusive parent given that his other children didn't have a good relationship with him, but it could also easily be that their relationship deteriorated due to their parents getting divorced. We only know so much about who he really was as a person. People are more critical of Barb because they see more negative personality traits within her and how they manifested in Chris. A lot of Bob's mistakes with Chris were more incompetence and an outdated worldview rather than malicious intent.

I know Cole frame him as being abusive and shit human being, but Cole has also been known to talk out of his ass. He talked about how he was going to celebrate Bob's death, but then when he actually did die Cole seemed to actually be upset over it.

At the end of the day I can see that Bob had his flaws, but he doesn't seem super vile or terrible at the same time.

David seems like a nice guy. But I find it a little appalling that Chris only learned of his half nieces existence when she was already a teenager.

I guess he learned the same time Bob did. Rather telling. But extended families can be like that sometimes you never find out things until years later. I'm glad Chris took it well, even if he was gullible enough to fall for the troll pretending to be Savannah.

Chris supposedly learned about his niece when David gave him an eye exam back in 2004. The funeral when she was a teenager was to our knowledge the only time he met her.

It is obvious that Bob's other kids had some issues with him given how little they seemed to interact with family before Bob's death. My theory has always been the divorce of their parents, especially since it happened during their teenager years, probably negatively impacted their connection with him. Especially when he then went off and married a piece of trash like Barb and had another children with her despite his age at the time. It is understandable and both sad at the same time.

 

[AnOminous]

Especially when he then went off and married a piece of trash like Barb and had another children with her despite his age at the time. It is understandable and both sad at the same time.

I think he was probably a drunk if he was in the situation to be marrying some dried up slag like Barb in the first place, and maybe a mean drunk. I think he was trying to make up for it with Chris but unfortunately it was too late then. Not only did he shoot only tard jizz, but it was into a cum dump like Barb who had more booze than cum in her.

He also probably had some tism genes himself considering the whole trains thing.

And then he "mainstreamed" Chris and created the sort of Truman Show shit with fake friends, and even the ultimately just led to Chris having a completely entitled attitude, the same attitude that led to raping Barb.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

He also probably had some tism genes himself considering the whole trains thing.

According to the CWCki Savannah has autism. Unless Bob and his son both happened to marry women that carried it, Bob definitely had autism in his genetics.

The really depressing thing is that given Savannah is supposedly a productive member of society, it goes to show you that it was every single other thing wrong with Chris that has derailed his life.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Has Cole reacted to the Trump win? He seems like the type who'd over react.

 

[Ewan McGregor]

Has Cole reacted to the Trump win? He seems like the type who'd over react.

He knows that he will draw our attention, he's had a low profile for years now.

 

[The Un-Clit]

He knows that he will draw our attention, he's had a low profile for years now.

One thing Cole is NOT is as retardedly stupid as his half-brother. He might be an attention lover like Chris, but unlike him knows the difference between good and bad attention.

 

[Ewan McGregor]

One thing Cole is NOT is as retardedly stupid as his half-brother. He might be an attention lover like Chris, but unlike him knows the difference between good and bad attention.

Once upon a time, he was politically outspoken and opinionated.

Either Chris, or ourselves, saved him. If Chris wasn't his brother and we weren't keeping an eye on Cole, he might have gone the way of the Moviebob, the Pat or the Dobson.

 

[BeatboxBill]

I don’t know if anybody has already shared this or not, but



I am sure it’s just another ween trying to mess with Chris since there is a lot of troll accounts related to Chris lore on Bluesky, but it wouldn’t surprise if Cole did snap back at him for what he did to Barb.

Sadly, I struggled to find which post Cole was replying to, I looked through all of Chris’s posts and couldn’t find anything.

Cole’s Bluesky
Archived link

Update: The photo in profile picture does not appear on any other website featuring Cole, I also checked his Facebook and X account and it looks like this might be a legit account, but we still need verification, there is still a chance it could be a ween so I am not going to give my hopes up just yet.

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

I am sure it’s just another ween trying to mess with Chris since there is a lot of troll accounts related to Chris lore on Bluesky, but it wouldn’t surprise if Cole did snap back at him for what he did to Barb.

Sadly, I struggled to find which post Cole was replying to, I looked through all of Chris’s posts and couldn’t find anything.

Given how Chris sees Cole as having completely abandoned his family (which, in all honesty, would probably be the most intelligent thing the World's Smartest Film Critic could have done in life), the likelihood of this being fail-tier trolling seems high. Still, he is right about Chris and mental health help, though Chris is well beyond that point by now.

The interesting part, though, is where Cole refers to "what you did to Barbara." Not that there was any doubt about the motherfucking taking place, but getting a tacit reference to it from Cole is a useful bit of bolstering. This also strongly suggests that the family around Chris and Barbara are well aware of the details of what went on, weakening any Chris-didn't-do-it arguments. Why there are some people who still think that he didn't pork his mom is beyond me, but they have cropped up occasionally.

 

[Rich Evans Simp]

David seems like a nice guy. But I find it a little appalling that Chris only learned of his half nieces existence when she was already a teenager.

I guess he learned the same time Bob did. Rather telling. But extended families can be like that sometimes you never find out things until years later. I'm glad Chris took it well, even if he was gullible enough to fall for the troll pretending to be Savannah.

There was clearly something very, very wrong in that family for Bob not to know about the existence of his own grandchild.

 

[BeatboxBill]

Given how Chris sees Cole as having completely abandoned his family (which, in all honesty, would probably be the most intelligent thing the World's Smartest Film Critic could have done), the likelihood of this being fail-tier trolling seems high.

Yeah, that’s what makes me think it’s probably a ween, there are too many troll accounts online that are surrounded by the CWC lore.

The only three things that make me think that there is a possibility that it could be Cole is that:
1. The DMs are turned off.
2. The picture isn’t anywhere else.
And 3. The way they are talking.

But then again, who knows? Maybe they could be a very skilled troll?

The interesting part, though, is where Cole refers to "what you did to Barbara." Not that there was any doubt about the motherfucking taking place, but getting a tacit reference to it from Cole is a useful bit of bolstering. This also strongly suggests that the family around Chris and Barbara are well aware of the details of what went on, weakening any Chris-didn't-do-it arguments. Why there are some people who still think that he didn't pork his mom is beyond me, but they have cropped up occasionally.

Even Uncle Tom and Aunt Harriet refused to let Chris stay with them when he was under the protection order for Barb which makes me wonder if they somehow knew something was going on, too.

 

[Ammyterasu]

I don’t know if anybody has already shared this or not, but
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I am sure it’s just another ween trying to mess with Chris since there is a lot of troll accounts related to Chris lore on Bluesky, but it wouldn’t surprise if Cole did snap back at him for what he did to Barb.

Sadly, I struggled to find which post Cole was replying to, I looked through all of Chris’s posts and couldn’t find anything.

Cole’s Bluesky
Archived link

Update: The photo in profile picture does not appear on any other website featuring Cole, I also checked his Facebook and X account and it looks like this might be a legit account, but we still need verification, there is still a chance it could be a ween so I am not going to give my hopes up just yet.

I don't think Cole would ever be so outraged on behalf of Barb, whom he hates, and make a social media account not for promoting his own movie critic work but for the only purpose of randomly messing with Chris. But it is interesting that the profile photo does not appear anywhere else. It's also pretty low quality

which makes me think it could come from a video? Just an idea, I never watched his reviews.

Either way he got under Chris' skin enough to get blocked lol

 

[Bassomatic]

I lean to ween but it would be even funnier if it's not.

 

[BeatboxBill]

I don't think Cole would ever be so outraged on behalf of Barb, whom he hates, and make a social media account not for promoting his own movie critic work but for the only purpose of randomly messing with Chris. But it is interesting that the profile photo does not appear anywhere else. It's also pretty low quality
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which makes me think it could come from a video? Just an idea, I never watched his reviews.

Either way he got under Chris' skin enough to get blocked lol
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Don’t worry, I am still skeptical about it, but yeah, the profile picture is what makes me wonder if it really is Cole.

I reverse searched the image, checked his Failbook gallery and X posts, nothing matches it.

Checked his videos too, didn’t find anything.

Maybe a troll hacked his shit and find a file, we will never know, but at least it’s fun to watch Chris argue with the account

I lean to ween but it would be even funnier if it's not.

If it did turned out to be Cole, it would make it even more hilarious

 

[King Kiwi]

There was clearly something very, very wrong in that family for Bob not to know about the existence of his own grandchild.

Maybe David just forgot to tell his father for 8 years. It happens.

I don't think Cole would ever be so outraged on behalf of Barb, whom he hates, and make a social media account not for promoting his own movie critic work but for the only purpose of randomly messing with Chris. But it is interesting that the profile photo does not appear anywhere else. It's also pretty low quality
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which makes me think it could come from a video? Just an idea, I never watched his reviews.

Either way he got under Chris' skin enough to get blocked lol
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The only reason Cole would be interested in talking to his tranny rapist brother is if it involved money and a decent amount.

I've venture to say he's probably already gotten a DNA test because he was more interested about 10 or 15 years ago about his paternity.

Chris preemptively blocking Cole is to stoke the fire of his own ego and sense of self-worth.

Unless Cole suddenly gave a damn about Barb and what Chris did to her (which I'm sure he does somewhat, just not enough to fuck with unless he knows more to the story than we do) he's not going to bother with Chris.

If I know anything about people it's this:

9 times out of 10, unless there's something in it for them (mainly money), they ain't gonna bother.

 

[BeatboxBill]

I finally figured out which posts of Chris’s that the Cole account was replying to.

Obviously we all have already seen these posts, but to those who were wondering what the Cole account was talking about: When "Cole" said "count your blessings", he was referring to this thread


Then was when he was telling Chris to "grow up", of course he was responding to Chris vandalizing toys in the store


And lastly, he told Chris he was a schizo, it was because he saw that Chris put "Christ Chan" in his address after his P.O. Box got closed down

 

[Merton J. Dingle]

There's a possibility that the image of Cole used in the alledged troll's profile is from something related to his walking tours of New York City, perhaps a promo image. Looks like it's from the Guggenheim so it seems like the kind of thing you might find on a page where you schedule a tour with him. On the flip side if the profile is real, it could also be a stereotypical social media show off image so that he could say "Look, I'm in the Guggenheim!"

 

[BeatboxBill]

There's a possibility that the image of Cole used in the alledged troll's profile is from something related to his walking tours of New York City, perhaps a promo image. Looks like it's from the Guggenheim so it seems like the kind of thing you might find on a page where you schedule a tour with him. On the flip side if the profile is real, it could also be a stereotypical social media show off image so that he could say "Look, I'm in the Guggenheim!"

I guess one of Chris’s trolls must have stolen a photo from Cole’s tour set then.

A part of me wants the account to belong to Cole, I was hoping and praying that he’d log back in and share some more dark secrets from the Chandler family. One can only dream

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

I don't think Cole would ever be so outraged on behalf of Barb, whom he hates, and make a social media account not for promoting his own movie critic work but for the only purpose of randomly messing with Chris.

True, Cole might not be outraged on Barb's behalf, but he can still be appalled by the incest. Being related to both participants most likely makes it worse.

That said, I agree with the point re: creating a social media account that wasn't there to promote his film reviews. He's a pretty shameless self-promoter, so it doesn't really fit his known patterns. Trolling seems likely.

 

[Bassomatic]

3rd idea and long shot.

Cole had a squatted account, or forgot/locked out. Ween got in an started drama with Chris because what else would you do with Cole's account?

I still lean he's smart enough to not poke the bear or get mixed up in this.