Animal Breeding Horror Show - Featuring trendy bulldogs, exotic bullies and the dog cum cartel

[Pickman's Modeling Agency]

 

[Nonga Tork]

Legit question, why its black people making these monsters? Like, its something that just attract them?

Most people who have pitbulls or pitbull variants either a) live in a poor urban ghetto, b) live in a poor rural shithole, or c) are suburban whites with a savior complex.

The latter don't breed dogs on principle. The second group aren't in a good position to make money off of breeding due to lack of population density meaning they don't have a critical mass of people who want dogs with lizard legs.

As a result, it's mostly people from poor urban areas which have the ability to breed and sell bizarro bully breeds profitably.

 

[Mao Hao Hao]

I can't think of a worse mix of dog temperaments than a pitbull/doxie mix, maybe a pitbull/chihuahua. Daschunds are known for a very high prey drive, a stubbornness matched by nothing else, extreme bravery, etc. They are hunting dogs bred to go into the burrows of animals and fight them and drag them out. Their ferocity is matched by their cuteness, but you put it with a pit and you'll end up with a lot more dead people.

Oh that reminds me of the dogs bred by scummy chavs/Irish Travellers in the North/Mid areas of the UK, which are usually lurchers bred with pit bulls. They use them to flush out badgers and then watch the dogs tear it apart for fun.
They're supposed to be banned, due to the illegality of badger baiting, but I've seen some where I live and it's like the buffest greyhound or something walking, so much muscle mass.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Oh that reminds me of the dogs bred by scummy chavs/Irish Travellers in the North/Mid areas of the UK, which are usually lurchers bred with pit bulls.

Reminds me of a documentary i watched way back on YT (name escapes me or i would link it) were an undercover reporter was investigating dog fighting rings and the people behind the breeding in rural UK and one of the groups absolutely slagging off Tinkers when it came to "the sport", how all they do is breeding man-biters (it's very important in dog fighting that the dogs do not show aggression against humans as in a traditional dog fighting pit the handlers/owners are standing in the pit with the dogs and have to do tasks like "unhooking" the dogs when their teeth get caught in each others ears or other fleshy parts) and generally not having a clue what they are doing, despite being hugely involved in dog fighting circles. I like the look of the dogs you posted but their temperament is most likely fucked six ways from sunday.

 

[Tiggie_Tiger]

I know they’ve been brought up in this thread before, but it bears repeating.

This is what an Arabian is supposed to resemble:
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These monstrosities are showing up all over breeding shows:

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It’s sad to see knowing that they’re one of the oldest breeds in the world, and have contributed so much to humanity as a whole.

Modern North American Thoroughbreds aren’t too far off from becoming this deformed, given that 97% of them are all related to Northern Dancer and a good 70% related to Secretariat. They have a shitload of heart issues.

Friesians are quickly catching up as well, in terms of inbreeding.
What they’re supposed to look like:
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Majestic, right? Well it turns out that dwarfism is becoming more common with the more inbred lines:
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Don’t get me started on miniature horses. I’m already depressed enough after looking these breeds up.

Seeing shit like this... humans dont deserve animals.

 

[Potato Burrito]

Got the perfect random.txt while checking in on this thread...

 

[The Feline Solution]

lurchers

I looked these up as i haven't heard of the breed before (according to Wikipedia it isn't a breed per se, just playing mix and match with one parent dog being a Greyhound) and they are very cute:

 

[Otterly]

Boy cats can spray if they’re not fixed and that can smell horrendous. Not all male cats do (I had a tom who never did) but the problem is that if you leave them too long and they start spraying, fixing them doesn’t always stop it, whereas doing it before they hit 9 m or so and start spraying almost always does.
all the Nordic’s have very responsible pet culture. I think it’s either Norway or Sweden where it’s illegal to leave a dog home all day? You can’t buy cats and dogs in pet shops either, it’s a completely different animal owning culture even to the uk. .

 

[Scarlet Imperial]

Boy cats can spray if they’re not fixed and that can smell horrendous. Not all male cats do (I had a tom who never did) but the problem is that if you leave them too long and they start spraying, fixing them doesn’t always stop it, whereas doing it before they hit 9 m or so and start spraying almost always does.

Female cats will also spray, but neither does it for no reason. They spray to mark territory, in my experience if you keep them from getting stressed or feeling that their territory is threatened, they either never start or can be gotten to stop if you fix the issue and use a specialized urine cleaner to remove the smell. Neutering them at a later age doesn't fix the problem because the cat is still facing whatever issue caused them to start and now it's like a routine. Neutering them early usually just makes them less territorial or aggressive and more passive to threats. I think the idea that male cats WILL spray and you CANNOT get them to stop comes from catteries, where they keep multiple intact cats in close proximity and refuse to do anything about it. Their solution to this is to keep cats in closed off, tiled rooms or have them wear "stud pants" which are basically cat diapers designed to catch the spray. Again I must point to Europeans who do not seem to have an issue getting their intact cats to only pee in the litterbox, and say that the issue is how most people here care for their pets.

 

[The Feline Solution]

You can’t buy cats and dogs in pet shops either

Can't and never could do that here in Germany either, it's either the shelter or breeders if you want one (or you drive to the polish border and get some mutt puppy out of a cardboard box from the gypsies for 50€, these pups are usually sick and dying and make me want to put certain people on certain trains). I got mine via our version of Craigs List but i think that isn't strictly legal either. I am almost sure petshops are also not allowed to carry/sell small animals like guinea pigs and rabbits anymore, which they were allowed to in the past, i remember seeing it growing up.

 

[Oilspill Battery]

This is like all tommorows but for dogs, except even worse, because the qu at least left most humans in a state capable of self survival. This is the most clear cut example of a "crime against" nature if there ever was one, its insane that all the retarded animal right groups pay no fucking mind to this when its something 99% of people would actually agree with and would have an unambiguously positive effect on the world.

 

[Kent Allard]

I can't think of a worse mix of dog temperaments than a pitbull/doxie mix, maybe a pitbull/chihuahua. Daschunds are known for a very high prey drive, a stubbornness matched by nothing else, extreme bravery, etc. They are hunting dogs bred to go into the burrows of animals and fight them and drag them out. Their ferocity is matched by their cuteness, but you put it with a pit and you'll end up with a lot more dead people.

Once saw a Yorkie/Daschund mix in public. The crazy dog had a perfectly Yorkie head attached to a Daschund body, like the result of a mad scientist transplant. Yorkies are smart and can be aggressive so I’d hate to see what happens when such a mix gets riled up.

 

[cybertoaster]

Shitbulls really are like a virus, it shits up any other dog breed it gets mixed with.

 

[Heavy Metal Kiki]

Here's a break from the horrors with a cute raccoon dog hybrid

 

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Here's a break from the horrors with a cute raccoon dog hybrid


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thats just a dog painted like a raccon right? RIGHT??!

 

[Mao Hao Hao]

thats just a dog painted like a raccon right? RIGHT??!

It is, raccoons cannot breed with canines, they belong to a completely different family called procyonidae. It includes raccoons, coatis, ringtails, and kinkajous (along with other stuff with wild, wacky names).

 

[AnOminous]

thats just a dog painted like a raccon right? RIGHT??!

There's a dog called a raccoon dog that looks kind of like that. They're normal dogs, they just have a similar coloration pattern. The genes for coloration are pretty similar across even fairly distantly related species. Sometimes it's parallel evolution and sometimes it's that they share the same specific genes for coloration.

Often a species only actually expresses a single possible coloration pattern with all the members of the species looking pretty similar, but some like dogs and cats have vastly different coloration even within the same litter.

 

[Mao Hao Hao]

There's a dog called a raccoon dog that looks kind of like that. They're normal dogs, they just have a similar coloration pattern. The genes for coloration are pretty similar across even fairly distantly related species. Sometimes it's parallel evolution and sometimes it's that they share the same specific genes for coloration.

Often a species only actually expresses a single possible coloration pattern with all the members of the species looking pretty similar, but some like dogs and cats have vastly different coloration even within the same litter.

If it's the raccoon dogs I'm thinking of, those aren't dogs either. They're more related to foxes, and don't look anything like the dog in the video. They are always a brown color too.
Going by the poodle on the table, I think its just a normal dog breed painted like a raccoon at one of those contests for dog grooming, where people make their dogs into wild and crazy shapes and patterns.

 

[Heavy Metal Kiki]

I think its just a normal dog breed painted like a raccoon at one of those contests for dog grooming,

It is! The dog had its fur blown out, showcasing that grey dye (dyed fur has a certain look to it). The trim of the tail was the ingenious part. It follows the natural tapering of a raccoon

 

[Pickman's Modeling Agency]

Going by the poodle on the table, I think its just a normal dog breed painted like a raccoon at one of those contests for dog grooming, where people make their dogs into wild and crazy shapes and patterns.

If so, the owner/groomer did an absolutely fantastic dye job.