Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[MetokurGroomedMe]

Or if he is he'll be sitting in the audience seething and glaring at her like she was Frankie Pentangeli in Godfather II.

i wonder how many times nick has, in his own head, made this entirely kayla's fault.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I know for a fact if Rekieta booted up a stream and asked April to join them I would be absolutely owned. The Kiwifarms would be in shambles. Null would be on suicide watch.

I think the Kouncil should permit Rackets to stream his victory over the Scandi prudes.

 

[Gorton Colu]

i wonder how many times nick has, in his own head, made this entirely kayla's fault.

Every time. Kayla baby trapped him even though he was gay for her.

 

[AnOminous]

The current house is in the trust fund and the original house is on the market to probably pay legal bills. There may not be shit for her to get in the event of a divorce.

This "Robert Lord Family Trust" doesn't even exist outside of owning this home, so far as we know. It's probably just a way Nick owns it. And if it is in such a trust that isn't directly controlled by Nick for his own benefit, it's controlled by his parents who, again, unless you think they're genuinely sick fucks, are not going to rip their own grandchildren out of their home out of spite.

In MN there's a difference between custody and parenting time. But preference is for joint custody and 50-50 parenting time (or 55.1-44.9 in prior times when child support amounts were calculated based on just a couple of thresholds; I believe it is more of a sliding calculation now).

He's not going to be custodial parent and as far as parenting time, this faggot cares about as much about that as Ethan Ralph.

 

[VidMasterEon]

This bitch April is so nasty lmao. Imagine cheating on your wife with some cokewhore that looks like a retired pornstar turned prostitute. I mean cmon. If you're gonna try and turn some dumb bitch into your sex slave via coke addiction, at least make sure shes under 25.

Methinks rekieta was turned down by a lot of swingers couples and the imholtes were the first to say yes

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

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I am so happy that this is real. If we're fortunate enough, those old rumors of April being pregnant were true, Kayla has left, and we have new lolcow royalty to rule the Sektur.

His reply: "I love this."

Omfg, they are so disgusting.

 

[Hellion]

Wow, April sure talks just like Nick all of a sudden. Isn't that FUNNY and WEIRD.

Normally it's just faux-intellectual "live laugh love" warrior vague-posting, now she suddenly sounds like someone who spree posts during meltdowns, that thinks they're smarter than everyone else, and who sounds like a homosexual man pulling gayops, and who has suddenly started and stopped posting at the exact same time as Nick.

Is Chaos losing control of his Qult? He's acting out the Ralph playbook, wouldn't surprise me if he made April give him her phone and access to all her socials to prove her loyalty.

Maybe he's found out that one or the other of the whores have done the unthinkable and were communicating to others without his permission (how dare they have outside support that goes against the groupthink, or he is worried about either working out their own plea deals, because their lawyers are more competent than...him).

 

[God's strongest milkman]

I fucking hate Chaos. Nick just needs to be honest with himself and make his own badass sonic OC. Chaos the judgehog.

 

[AnOminous]

I think the Kouncil should permit Rackets to stream his victory over the Scandi prudes.

I agree, we should temporarily lift the embargo in the interests of Great Justice.

 

[TexOffender]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oETbI9CKk5Q

Someone super chatted legal mindset (dicksucker) on his livestream.

 

[There She Glows]

Nick is seething and dismissive (which is honestly par for the course) to the point of calling April_Law1111 a *gasp* nerd and advises their departure.

You're misreading the order of the tweets there. He's addressing somebody else not April.

 

[Vibralldo]

His reply: "I love this."

Omfg, they are so disgusting.

The only thing that'd be more disgusting is if Nick was just fully using her phone and saying how much he loved himself

 

[Balldo's Gate]

April also tends to post sparingly about her life, coming out the gates like this, directly addressing the hadurs, bathing Nick in adoration, come the fuck on. He's not even trying to make it believable.

If you scroll past through her Twitter and Instagram before 2024, she posted more before the polycule started. If the polycule is over and they are now in a monogamous relationship since Kayla has decided to divorce Nick, then there's no reason for her to not start posting again.

I have no idea why that "We have @Kinochet at home" account decided that it was Nick tweeting from both accounts but whatever.

Nick is seething and dismissive (which is honestly par for the course) to the point of calling April_Law1111 a *gasp* nerd and advises their departure. Given Nick's earlier post about blocking all nerds...

Maybe try actually reading the tweets?

The tweet was in response to an ayylawg (which is why April responded "Thank you for defending me".

 

[Sharpeteer]

Just like the revenge porn arc; Every plan Nick comes up with to own the incel haters somehow also involves humiliating Kayla.

Don't worry, she's asleep. So I'm sure she can't mind.

I dunno about you guys, but I think I’m going to keep a close eye on the Kandiyohi County Jail roster this weekend.

Be the first to catch the next Nick and April mugshots.

Chaos the judgehog.

"Disgusting nerd creatures, outta my sight."

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

He's not going to be custodial parent and as far as parenting time, this faggot cares about as much about that as Ethan Ralph.

Again, custody can be joint, both legal and physical, and in MN that is not necessarily aligned to amount of time with children.

Under MN law, there are two types of child custody: physical custody and legal custody. Legal custody is the right to make important decisions for the child, including decisions about education, health care, and religion. Physical custody is the right to make decisions about the routine day-to-day activities of the child(ren) and where the child(ren) lives.

Parenting Time​

The time each parent spends with the child(ren), regardless of who has custody. This used to be called “visitation.”

https://www.mncourts.gov/help-topics/child-custody.aspx

As to his desire for parenting time, agree.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick's already admitted to the drugs and swinging, give it another week and he'll be admitting to the child abuse and sharing coke with his kid

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Wow, April sure talks just like Nick all of a sudden. Isn't that FUNNY and WEIRD.

Normally it's just faux-intellectual "live laugh love" warrior vague-posting, now she suddenly sounds like someone who spree posts during meltdowns, that thinks they're smarter than everyone else, and who sounds like a homosexual who thinks they're pulling the smartest of gayops.

Is Chaos losing control of his Qult? He's acting out the Ralph playbook, wouldn't surprise me if he made April give him her phone and access to all her social to prove her loyalty.

The best part is that Nick posts and acts like such a bleeding vagina that he has an easy path to fooling people into thinking he's a woman online. He acts like a teenage girl assmad over her ex-boyfriend, all because he can't cope with not having Aaron. Looks like that faggotry came in handy for something beside sucking dick for coke! The troon arc approaches!

 

[Mandatory User Name]

If this is real then good on BBN for fucking with their heads so bad that they're sperging & lashing out.
If however Nick is fucking with Breaking Balldo News and doing gay-ops then the joke is still on you Nick, BBN fucking Broke You.
Pretending to be Retarded still makes you a Retard Nick.

 

[Harm]

Wait, I can't tell who's ousting who from this Qover. Maybe I'm retarded, but these seem like she's snaking on Nick now? We'll have to wait and find out, but this can't be good for the trad dad.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Although I’m of the mind this is actually April, it’s not impossible that it’s Nick tweeting. Assuming the expensive watch Nick bought April is on time, these pictures were taken yesterday, the 25th. So theoretically, he could have taken her phone and posted these pictures from the day before as “proof.”