Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Soapmore]

My guess, and I may have missed someone else posit this, is that there is an awful lot of stress arising from Kayla not following Nick's genius legal maneuvers, and the dawning realization that she is looking like the more competent parent, legally speaking, irks Nick to no end. Add in April undoubtedly playing both sides as homewreckers do, whispering her wormtongue doubts into the ears of both Rekietas. Add in the stress of children, the Rekietas' parents, trust funds, and the uncertainty swirling around all these. And all of this against a backdrop of painful sobriety, a sobriety not of choice but as Warski points out, a sobriety forced upon them.

I suspect Kayla's coming to her senses (if she still has any) and isn't Ride Or Die like Nick is doing. After all, Nick admitting to a mountain of cocaine may not be helping Kayla's case, and as the days accumulate from the house raid toward future courtroom dramas, Kayla's legal representation may be talking sense into her, perhaps driving a wedge further between Kayla and Nick and his side piece. Homewrecker is taking the chance to stake a claim in his bony lap, looking forward to more booger sugar from her new paypig--even to the point of proposing a new show with him to get those sweet sweet superchats--and so is helping to slam the door on Kayla's exit.

[edited for clarity]
[edited to mention new show]

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Nick not working through his addiction issues properly and trying to fight a lost case is not increasing the chances of him getting shared custody. If Kayla plays this right she can really really fuck Nick over.

It is glorious and I hope its true, because it will be fun to watch.

 

[Train Operator]

If kayla actually left let me just say good for her. She's still a disgusting whore who has brought shame upon her and her family but at least she's finally made 1 good decision for her and her kids.

Now take him for everything he's worth.

 

[Hellion]

It's Saturday and this shit all went down in the last hour it's a little soon to say Aaron is shying away from anything.

And Aaron SHOULD shy away from any quick reaction if it's in regards to these three when they should be assumed to still be a danger to him and trying their best to snake him. Pretending Kayla or April are cut loose and JUST HAVE to talk to him is a possible avenue. Please Aaron, fight the call of the retard.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

A few days ago when Nick was in STMS's chat and had his twitter meltdown; it seemed pretty obvious to me that something must have happened to trigger all this reckless behavior.

At that point I thought it was one of two things;

1. He finally realized that he needs to take a plea deal as a jury trial is a lost cause.
2. Kayla asked for a divorce.

I thought it was a toss up at the time but I think, judging by April's tweets and public reemergence, it's pretty clear now that Kayla has left.

I think it's more than that, she left WITH the children, and because of that Nick's parent's no longer had any leverage over him to keep him from acting like a retard on the internet and because Nick no longer has the children he also no longer has to do Piss Tests for CPS, he kicked his parents out and now it's just April and Nick being loser alcoholic junkies together.

Edit: Something I noticed with the Chad Zumock spergout was that Nick was misspelling at least one one word in every message he sent in chat, he seemed to be heavily intoxicated then.

 

[Not Who You Think]

I fucking hate Chaos. Nick just needs to be honest with himself and make his own badass sonic OC. Chaos the judgehog.

Too bad, nerd!

Nichaos will put you in your place with his Shadowchu medallion (and the block button)!

 

[Captain Manning]

They are just using him for the lulz.

Nobody can seriously tell me that any of these content vultures is actually personally invested in Nick and his story. They are just scalvaging the last $$$ out of the wreckage of Nick's career and eFame.

Well then, they're idiots.

Because, AS I KEEP SAYING AGAIN AND AGAIN, the real money is in shitting on Nick. Why do you think Kino Casino keeps doing it? It's not just because Ashton hates him. That's just a bonus for him.

Nick still doesn't seem to want to engage outside of passing commentary, the April account is publicly begging for Nick's attention, and Nick just seems mad in general by acting dismissive and blocking anyone who slights him or brings up his personal life. Ultimately, the April account still seems much more committed to the dumpster fire "romance" than Nick's account.

I noticed that too. He's melting down. Meanwhile, she's trying to proclaim her undying love for him.

I would feel more confident a divorce is imminent if they were mutually lovey dovey, but that's not the case.

A confirmation there's a divorce incoming will be a filing on MCRO (nothing yet, but it's a Saturday).

A tipoff that Kayla "won" this gross love triangle would be something like April not being around Nick anymore, or her address changing.

I guess I would prefer the divorce option, because I think that means the kids have a better shot.

OTOH, there is something funny about Nick having to give up April after all this bullshit. Especially if his parents forced it. He doesn't get to keep his trophy ho like Daddy Dick did.

Either scenario, I think, would be another Nick L. Pick yer poison.

 

[Random Internet Person]

That Valkyrie face is busted...the guy didn't punch in the black.

At least it wasn’t jacked to the point where I couldn’t recognize the Valkyrie. But still, the lines. And a random bird.

 

[JustTheFaxcts]

Too bad, nerd!

Nichaos will put you in your place with his Shadowchu medallion (and the block button)!

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*Teleports behind you*
"Nothing personal, nerd"

 

[not william stenchever]

This is not rock and roll. This is disco. And not even the cool black kind with people like Gloria Gaynor. The lame-ass whitebread kind. The Boogie Nights kind.

It's also not the Disco Elysium kind. He may have the expression of pain down, he may be a drunken lunatic, his surroundings may be as run down as Martinese, but he is in no way a superstar cop lawyer. Nor is he Disco in the sense that Harry Du Bois meant it.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Wait, I can't tell who's ousting who from this Qover. Maybe I'm retarded, but these seem like she's snaking on Nick now?

I think this is Nick, in his high school drama way, of telling April he lluuuuvvvvsss her by tweeting this nonsense as her. In various tweets he's said he'll be there forever, she's his "impetus" and he can't imagine living w/o her. I think he went full retard. Again.

 

[Martin Cooter King Jr]

Two things.
1. This doesn't sound like April on Xitter, Nick might have control of her account. If so he's lost it, and is shame spiraling to oblivion.
2. Nick's 16 yr old son is going to put a bullet into his dad's head at some point. Calling it now.

3. Overseeing Nick's son's case is Judge Wentzell who finds him innocent, even awards him the Congressional Medal of Honor after all the hardship he had to go through dealing with his father's case

Here's a theory. It's only a theory. Hear me out:

Bob and Celeste told him that April has to go, and he's having a melty (blocking alogs left and right, and calling them nerds). Meanwhile, she's pining for him and trying to claw her way back in.

You could be onto something. The 'baby' remarks are cringe and desperate in a 'longing to see you' type way.

Nichaos will put you in your place with his Shadowchu medallion (and the block button)!

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Holy fuck! When did Adam Lambert go back on tour? lmao

 

[EggImpregnator]

Methinks rekieta was turned down by a lot of swingers couples and the imholtes were the first to say yes

This is actually really solid

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Too bad, nerd!

Nichaos will put you in your place with his Shadowchu medallion (and the block button)!

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That's fucking perfect, and without the tweet it would make a perfect Halloween avatar, too bad he isn't hold a cup of milk. I really like the dark nega sonichu medallion.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

TL/DR: The whole thing reeks of desperation and insecurity, whether this is a "work" or not.

Nick still doesn't seem to want to engage outside of passing commentary, the April account is publicly begging for Nick's attention, and Nick just seems mad in general by acting dismissive and blocking anyone who slights him or brings up his personal life. Ultimately, the April account still seems much more committed to the dumpster fire "romance" than Nick's account.

Reading just the April tweets seemed very catfight-like. What makes me inclined to believe that Kayla is having problems with the rest of the Quover is the Nick's blocking spree.

Nick suffered much worse things than what's currently happening publicly, so why would he finally block the A-Logs now? Is this a last straw kind of situation? Or maybe something more emotionally damaging than usual happened inside the Rekieta household?

We can only guess for now... I'm not totally convinced Kayla left, but this is the most I've been inclined to believe in this proposition since the beginning of this shitshow.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick not working through his addiction issues properly and trying to fight a lost case is not increasing the chances of him getting shared custody. If Kayla plays this right she can really really fuck Nick over.

"Shared custody" is a near certainty, it's just the details that are an issue, as is the fact that Nick couldn't give a fuck less about his kids.

Nick suffered much worse things than what's currently happening publicly, so why would he finally block the A-Logs now? Is this a last straw kind of situation? Or maybe something more emotionally damaging than usual happened inside the Rekieta household?

He can't block reality itself giving him narc injury after narc injury, and the only thing he has control over is his social media, so he is blocking people left and right in a desperate attempt to reestablish control.

It's a stereotypical lolcow behavior, since they mostly just laugh and post his block message as a trophy about how they just teabagged Cuckieta.

Not that there's anything wrong with blocking retards, but look at him actually gloating about it like it's some kind of win, and his weird ranting about "nerds" and "cool kids." I mean dude, cringe.

Imagine calling Kiwi Farmers nerds and thinking that's an own. I mean like nerds? No shit, retard.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

"Shared custody" is a near certainty, it's just the details that are an issue, as is the fact that Nick couldn't give a fuck less about his kids.

You are right in the sense that Nick won't lose his parental rights, but the custody share is what really matters, especially for Nick and how much it is gonna cost him.

 

[Seafarer]

Whatever settlement agreement they reach will absolutely include an NDA.

Possibly, but another thing to keep in mind is that Kayla is notoriously camera-shy anyways (as opposed to Aaron who is fine with being in the spotlight, even if it makes him look bad), so if she divorces Nick she might not spill the beans about Nick anyways (and if she did it would probably be through written correspondence with a third party, not a tell-all interview on Kino Casino), especially if Nick does something to threaten her. That being said imagine all the shit she knows about Nick that she could reveal at any time. If I were Nick in that situation I’d be fucking terrified.

 

[Hellion]

Reading just the April tweets seemed very catfight-like.

Oh interesting, can't say I got that impression. Honestly, if you covered the profile pic/name, I wouldn't have thought this was posted by a woman* at all. Wonder if there is a male/female at all split on whether we think it's April actually posting? Though I wouldn't like to assume your gender Mx Aristocrat!

*I concur with @AnOminous' "catty gay" though

 

[daniel day]

so who buries kayla under the bunker first? Nick in a fit of coke induced mania, or April because she's apparently been blondebroken by the balldo.