Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

Rekieta blocks somebody for merely typing "Mandy":

Look at what you did to him. For shame.

After two fucking days this is response you give to Brianna Wu?
Two days thinking about this, only to say... "you can politely exit"
This is EMBARRASSING! What a NERD!

Yeah, that's like the dollar store version of telling him to 41%.

Isn't this pretty much what he was saying in the early days of locals when his legacy audience was calling him out?

Hell, he did that to me back in 2020 when I texted him about Ralph.

"I'd find a way to have fun in prison."
Yeah we know you would Nick.

Particularly if there were well oiled Jamaican men about.

Plus, I would think some nerds could have fun in prison. I'm sure there's a few cell blocks that have a D&D game going, or something.

 

[AnOminous]

April trying the hardcore love-bomb seems to suggest she is trying to secure their relationship and Nick not confirming that love b eing returned but sperging and being angry at the world seems to indicate he has to make a decision between the two.

Or more likely he's just typing these man things back and forth to himself like the gay faggot he is.

 

[An Autistic Axolotl]

NERD is Rekieta's "stalker child":

No, Nerd.
You will never get a Rumble Stream
The contract is just fine and will be renewed.
Enjoy Locals

 

[ChadBrazilian]

Ethan Ralph has more self restraint at this point.

GET READY!

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I hope that someone sends him a link to 4chan's /o/ board.

 

[not william stenchever]

Nick Laughed at their Expense

Now we laugh at his Expanse (the vast open billabong that used to be his anus created by the court attaching ever more rings to their Lawldo)

 

[AnOminous]

Not gonna lie he's a decent painter.

So was Hitler. Does that make Nick. . .Cuckler?

 

[Agent of Misinformation]

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Lmao, he mad.

Null, how do you feel that Nick wished that you were beaten to death when you were working at 8chan?

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Holy shit. I walk away from the Internet for ONE day, because I was having fun with my family and doing cool Halloween activities and enjoying not being in a crumbling polycule, stalker nerd, and this is what happens.

Sorry, Qoverfags. Life doesn’t turn out the way you want it to. *eats Dorito*

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Null, how do you feel that Nick wished that you were beaten to death when you were working at 8chan?

He's just jealous that he doesn't have real cheese

 

[EggImpregnator]

"He should have been beaten to death"

HAHAH NICK TOTALLY ISNT MAD AT ALL HAHAHA. CAN'T YOU TELL HE'S REALLY HAPPY AND JOVIAL WITH HIS LIFE DECISIONS

 

[Captain Manning]

It's looking more and more like she got mopped,

Yeah, I think it's a distinct possibility second waifu April's gone.

Fucking something happened.

He didn't just suddenly wake up and decide to block half of Twitter and call them nerds. Something has aggroed him. Bad.

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Lmao, he mad.

You should have been crucified when your 9 year old tested positive for cocaine. Hell, they could have used your St. Andrew's cross. You wouldn't have liked it though.

 

[3MMA]

Nick suffered much worse things than what's currently happening publicly, so why would he finally block the A-Logs now? Is this a last straw kind of situation? Or maybe something more emotionally damaging than usual happened inside the Rekieta household?

You know what’s really funny is that Elon is doing away with the block feature soon on X. Makes this blocking spree that C H A O S is busy with all the more pointless & ridiculous.

 

[sallowhal]

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Lmao, he mad.

this is insane. null isn't alone, he has us
<3

 

[Kiwi Love Thread]

I dunno about you guys, but I think I’m going to keep a close eye on the Kandiyohi County Jail roster this weekend.

My Honest Reaction:

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

GET READY!

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Streaming today is a great idea. Based on his Tweets, Rekieta seems to be in a very emotionally controlled state.
Get your popcorn ready, NERDS, because today might be one of Rekieta's best streams since his Cokestream.
Hope someone re-streams it! @Potentially Criminal you are in his locals, no?

 

[StannisTheMannis]

I won't doubt April's lawyer gave her an earful about the massive optics faux pas that was her DOING HER HEARING FROM NICK'S FUCKING STUDIO and advised her to temporarily step away from Camp Balldo at least before her hearing this week.

Nick, in a fit of spite (and possible separation anxiety), then takes this as some sort of betrayal and independence by April and proceeds to sabotage her by using her social media (he no doubt has control of it, hell, even the new Twitter handle smacks of passive agressive sarcasm and the tone of today's posting is diametrically opposite to her naive eat-pray-love basic bitch tone. Nick's muddying the waters, in an albeit transparently lolcow way.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

The eventual falling out with April will be another step in ascending closer to Daniel Larson without "Management".

Nick currently trying to drag the other Lawyers for knowing he was on stuff is some mental gymnastics.
"You can't tell me what to do I have a made up disorder to justify being an asshole" VS
"I never did drugs, you couldn't possibly know."

Sad. Pathetic.

Once again front running cow of the year. Close 2nd is RTU.

 

[Stupor Mario]

LMFAO, Nick has transformed himself into a '80s screwball comedy villian!

 

[Pagan Min]

LMFAO, Nick has transformed himself into a '80s screwball comedy villian!
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Yep, Rackets is definitely low-rent Ogre -- without the charm or intelligence...

 

[AnOminous]

He didn't just suddenly wake up and decide to block half of Twitter and call them nerds. Something has aggroed him. Bad.

And yet, somehow, at the very same time, "nerd" is the most intense insult he can lob. Why? Why is he limited to that, considering he's a cocksucking shit-eating faggot who takes it up the ass from niggers while watching other niggers fuck his wife AND his slam-pig April?

He seriously can't come up with something better than "nerd?" Because we're all nerds here, at least I hope we are. Are you a nerd?

If not, we seriously need to do better security to keep all non-nerds off the premises.

So he somehow is extremely mad at everyone on his social media, but "nerd" is also somehow all he got in terms of insulting people.

Someone has the balls of this "man" in a little tiny cuck cage. A real man could do better.

Do better, Nick. Come up with an insult with an actual sting to it, because as of now, we're all just laughing at you.