US US Politics General - Discussion of President Biden and other politicians

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Oh, yuckaroo 🤮
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I wonder what that so-called “health battle” may have been due to? Testicular or prostate cancer?

*opens article* Oh…
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Go to hell, you ugly nigger. For the millionth time, shaming men like this doesn’t work if your goal is to entice them to your side.
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Things must be pretty bleak if they’re dragging Big Mike out there. He spent the majority of her campaign refusing to stump for her. This reeks of emergency deployment.
"MENopause"
*wink wink*
 
Obama talked about the struggle for women to understand and care for their own bodies, whether it's their menstrual cycles or menopause.

'Too many of us suffer from severe cramps and nausea days on end, every single month. Too many women my age have no idea what's going on with our bodies as we battle through menopause and debilitating hot flashes and depression,' she said.

She then turned her speech toward the men in the audience, demanding they empathize with women's health issues and see them as 'more than just baby-making vessels...'
'...See, fellas, most of us women we suck up our pain and we deal with it alone. We don't share our experiences with anyone, not partners, friends, or even doctors,' Obama said.

'A woman's body is a complicated business… it brings life and that is beautiful but even when we are not bearing children there is so much that can go wrong at any moment.'
Yea I'm not convinced that's a woman. Everyone knows what menopause is, come on Mike. Tell leftists to stop calling women menstruators and birthing persons, Mike. Tell leftists to stop spreading bullshit about physiology, Mike. Tell leftists that gender as they see it is "harmful disinformation," Mike. A lot can go wrong in any given system, Mike.

I was taking a shit and had a bit of a brainwave about political memes. The reason leftwing memes are so long and preachy is because they think you’re stupid and that you need to be explained to and told how to think in excruciating detail. This is how they learned to be good boys and girls in college, thus you will learn the same way. Right wing memes are to the point because they assume you’re smart enough to get the joke. They are laid back and casual and give you the intellectual credit for a simple idea. Just my 2 cents.
Leftist memes aren't memes, they're rants designed to preach at you. If any detail is off, it's not "correct" and invites plenty of "akshuyally sweaty that's literally a heckin' heresy I just can't right now." People tie themselves in knots to conform to, ironically, right-think. Meanwhile, right memes don't, if ever, do that because the ideas speak for themselves. Brevity is the soul of wit and all that. Leftists to some degree realize this and hate it, hence the panic over dogwhistles.
 
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I've missed shitposter in chief

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Leftist response to this meme:
"I can't believe Drumph is taking credit for jailbreaking the ice cream machines!! That LITERALLY happened during the Biden administration!!"

For a long time I thought they did this take-memes-as-serious thing to discourage Trump's mean tweets, but I finally realized that some of them are genuinely this dumb and humorless.
 
1. TSMC doesn’t produce leading node chips in Arizona but 5nm chips. So you’re either talking about comparing a 5nm node with a 3 or 4nm node, or the kind of normal improvements you see with yield as time progresses.

2. Yield is a tightly guarded secret among all semi manufacturers. Not just because of the competition but also because it affects pricing and competitors. It’s not something manufacturers openly and honestly discuss in public. The comment came from a webinar by TSMCs director in Arizona, and it’s hardly surprising that he goes “Oh yeah, everything is totally great! I’m doing an amazing job!” After a long and very troubled start.

Anyways, here’s something funny and election related!


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Women talking about masculinity! I mean, who else would know, right?
The comments are just as goofy. Especially the magaland one. It sounds like a Trump themed amusement park.
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"WHY SHOULD WE ELECT TIM WALZ WHO
RAPED AND KILLED A SOMALIAN BOY IN 1990?"
Too late out for this shit. Thanks for the laugh, you got a hearty five-count 'ha' out of me.

You can just HEAR it when you read it.

The comments are just as goofy. Especially the magaland one. It sounds like a Trump themese amusement park.
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Uh-oh. These comments look heckin' transphobic to me, Harrisisters. Are they saying there's something WRONG or WEIRD about a man wearing makeup, heels, and a girdle? Not very heckin' trans supportive of them. Not very genderfluid friendly! Are they trying to imply wearing heels isn't MANLY? HM? What about abolishing gender roles and stopping toxic masculine stereotypes? What about gender being a spectrum? HMMMMM?

Are they sayin' Trump's gender presentation ain't HECKIN' VALID? Transphobes! Honk honk!
 
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Too late out for this shit. Thanks for the laugh, you got a hearty five-count 'ha' out of me.

You can just HEAR it when you read it.


Uh-oh. These comments look heckin' transphobic to me, Harrisisters. Are they saying there's something WRONG or WEIRD about a man wearing makeup, heels, and a girdle? Not very drag friendly of them. Not very genderfluid friendly!
They are okay with homophobia when it's between Trump and putin so it isn't off the cards of them for transphobia 😆
 
Every single time this is posted I re-watch the whole thing and it never gets old. I want to feel that exhilaration again, bros....
I don't think we will ever get that energy again. The Democrats have largely conceded that Trump may win, and we suspect the Democrats may do fraud at the very last second.
 
They are okay with homophobia when it's between Trump and putin so it isn't off the cards of them for transphobia 😆
I had more to say / edit into that post because it especially gets my goat when they show their true colors. Giving up on the facade of being """allies""" when presented a chance to put someone they don't like down. There's a level of hypocrisy there that almost gets me agitated at the internet.

They have a LOT of fucking nerve to shit on a guy who wants to look good, presentable, and his best when there's tranny horror shows that they defend and take offense for, who demand to be called beautiful just for breathing. None of those bitches put makeup on beyond lipstick and maybe mascara. God fucking forbid people practice what they preach and be honest with themselves.

'Not masculine' for being fashion savvy and having thick eyelashes. Fuck off. Cunts.
 
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I had more to say / edit into that post because it especially gets my goat when they show their true colors. Giving up the facade of being """allies""" when presented a chance to put someone they don't like down. There's a level of hypocrisy there that almost gets me agitated at the internet.

They have a LOT of fucking nerve to shit on a guy who wants to look good, presentable, and his best when there's tranny horror shows that they defend and take offense for, demanding to be called beautiful just for breathing. None of those bitches put makeup on beyond lipstick and maybe mascara. God fucking forbid people practice what they preach and be honest with themselves.

'Not masculine' for being fashion savvy and having thick eyelashes. Fuck off. Cunts.
Remember the Paris Olympics? Where they made fun of the Last Supper but tried to dance around it saying they're not? Well, 7 people were arrested for "cyberbullying" after criticizing it. On one hand, grateful that we live in a country with free speech (albeit on paper). On the other, rules for thee not for me, no standards but double standards.
 
- a pizza chain popular on the mexican border (on the US side)
- some locations allow payment in MXP as well as USD
- it's actually founded and run by a Lebanese guy, so it's Arab pizza
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- only in America

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Arabs do pizza surprisingly well. Most of the local chain pizza I got in the middle east blew domestic chain delivery out of the water.
 
Remember the Paris Olympics? Where they made fun of the Last Supper but tried to dance around it saying they're not? Well, 7 people were arrested for "cyberbullying" after criticizing it. On one hand, grateful that we live in a country with free speech (albeit on paper). On the other, rules for thee not for me, no standards but double standards.
The online attacks erupted after Jolly’s acclaimed but controversial opening July spectacle on the Seine — a queer-inclusive, high-energy fusion of tradition and modernity that, for some, was too bold to ignore.

The abuse quickly escalated, laced with homophobic and antisemitic slurs, and reportedly aimed to silence the artistic intent behind the show. Jolly responded by filing a formal complaint with the Paris prosecutor’s office on July 31, prompting an investigation that led to the “first wave” of arrests, with more expected as the probe unfolds.
What a faggoty kike retard. You live in France with a bunch of Muslims, maybe focus on how you'll avoid getting beaten to death or thrown off a roof by your neighbors. THAT'S bullying.
 
If he wins, we need an updated version of this classic.

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Personally, this is my favorite reaction video. Really sets up how epic and cathartic it all was:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=creay7X9XNU
(apparently the original was deleted by Youtube, iirc it was retweeted by Trump)

Pity Dame Pesos ended up the way he did, he had such a good election night meltdowns.

I was really hoping Trump would reveal Agartha exists
Trump: "Oh, and I found this in a box in the Resolute desk one day." - Holds up small stone - "Had a tag, said 'Cintamani stone, recovered by N. & H. Roerich, 1946.' No idea what it is, but makes a great paperweight."
 
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