DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[QwahlityKahntent]

Phil sees relationships as entirely transactional.

i dont think that's entirely true. i think he thinks they are his genuine friends now, and he's so desperate for any kind of human interaction that he'll stick around as long as he can, regardless of how many times they make fun of him or his fat roommate

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

i dont think that's entirely true. i think he thinks they are his genuine friends now, and he's so desperate for any kind of human interaction that he'll stick around as long as he can, regardless of how many times they make fun of him or his fat roommate

In reality, however, he wouldn’t be as cringeworthy like he is if he wasn’t using them to grift. Much like they are with him.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Why did he make that account the day DSP started streaming on Kick? Why didn't he have an account before if he's such a big KC fan? Why is his name something a DSP fan would use? (I think someone had a name like that in the past.) Why is he in DSP's chat at all times? Why does he only exist to hit the goal? (Nobody cares about the goal but a certain guy.) Why is he the only whale active at a time? (This is a big tell who it is.) Why does he sound like someone who is a DSP fan for years? And most importantly, why do you people always fall for this shit? A new sock appears that acts exactly as the whale before him, who is it, who is it, who is it?

KC dents are only doing small support, a few subs here and there, the big whales are DSP's whale socks.

Always has been.
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Stop trying to understand retarded faggots. He's probably one of the top people on KC's normal leaderboard that made a new account after Phil joined kick. Besides, OIC is currently using IronChefSakai for most donos, Lisa Lou for big tips, and also chats with Lady Charisma

 

[nearbycoral]

Stop trying to understand retarded faggots. He's probably one of the top people on KC's normal leaderboard that made a new account after Phil joined kick. Besides, OIC is currently using IronChefSakai for most donos, Lisa Lou for big tips, and also chats with Lady Charisma

Why do you need to convince people DarkSydePimp is a KC dent? It's literally what is trying to do with Phil. He wants to convince Phil that YT money is dead and now the money is coming from KC whales, to make him move to Kick. He already tried the same thing with convincing Phil to do DSP Politics with lots of $100 tips as Biden2024. He is that autistic to think Phil will take the hint.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Why do you need to convince people DarkSydePimp is a KC dent? It's literally what is trying to do with Phil. He wants to convince Phil that YT money is dead and now the money is coming from KC whales, to make him move to Kick. He already tried the same thing with convincing Phil to do DSP Politics with lots of $100 tips as Biden2024. He is that autistic to think Phil will take the hint.

Cause this "Everyone is OIC" shit needs to stop. Does OIC create a lot of socks to gas up phil? Yes. There's plenty of evidence that Pimp isn't OIC, especially seeing as Pimp is giving more money to KC than Phil. During the Top 10 racist moment KC, OIC donated 5 subs to KC under IronChefSakai. Pimp is donating hundreds of bucks a show to KC. Not to mention that Pimp completely fucks off when Phil's gameplay starts.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

Everyone I Don't Like is OIC: A Dentractor's Guide to Online Sperging, a New York Times bestselling novel from the award-winning author of They're All Just Parasocial Retards, Who Really Cares?

 

[nearbycoral]

There's plenty of evidence that Pimp isn't OIC, especially seeing as Pimp is giving more money to KC than Phil.

Plenty of evidence, can only list one thing.
Just stop. DarkSydePimp is not a KC dent, there is actually plenty of evidence for that. Phil is not going to Kick, just like he didn't start DSP Politics.

Not to mention that Pimp completely fucks off when Phil's gameplay starts.

Really, did he? He came back an hour later (together with v0iD what a coincidence) then spammed chat for hours.

 

[San Dimas High School]

If DSP was halfway smart he'd work his days off around KC rather than his mom, his wife. Also take impromptu days off whenever they decide to stream. He'd "work" half as much and make the exact same amount because there's little to no point in streaming while the KC paypigs are occupied.

 

[Africanweebfighter]

Just stop.

You tell em. These retards think they can reason with delusions. They probably think they could talk Phil out of his delusions as well.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

If DSP was halfway smart he'd work his days off around KC rather than his mom, his wife. Also take impromptu days off whenever they decide to stream. He'd "work" half as much and make the exact same amount because there's little to no point in streaming while the KC paypigs are occupied.

Yeah, but, work more? Work harder? Hell, work smarter?

You're asking a lot here man, already wakes up and doordashes food, you know, actually strenuous activities, heh.

Mods block San Dimas please...

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

If DSP was halfway smart he'd work his days off around KC rather than his mom, his wife. Also take impromptu days off whenever they decide to stream. He'd "work" half as much and make the exact same amount because there's little to no point in streaming while the KC paypigs are occupied.

Phil? Smart? This is the same idiot that told everyone he was in good shape because he could lift up a gallon of milk. The same idiot that didn't know how to do laundry until he was in his 30's, got confused on how to wash a blanket, said "Fuck it." and threw it out.

All Phil wants is one dent or a army of dents to throw him money for existing. It doesn't matter the person, as long as they give him money for breathing and existing. He wants to wake up at the crack of 10AM, eat his bagel and creme cheese, drink his black coffee that he got from DoorDash, waddle around his mature adult condo, bitch about his life is hard, and be streaming man.

You're asking a lot of Phil, my dude. This is the also the same guy that wears button down t-shirts with Zelda pajama pants, thinking he got his "sexy up" because another man told him to dress better on stream.

 

[Iron Hamster]

The same idiot that didn't know how to do laundry until he was in his 30's

Objection. Facts not in evidence given the latest developments of the 'unbalanced loads'

 

[CT-65/91-6210]

We've been saying this shit for years, but DSP fell off years ago.

Phil stopped being relevant when much more engaging and entertaining people started uploading higher quality gameplay videos who weren't just shoveling hours of unedited slop onto Youtube.

I play World of Warships and used to play WoT a lot a few years ago and Phil would straight up not be able to handle the game.

I have always wanted to see Phil play one of these slav vehicular combat skinnerboxes. As a long time player of these sorts of games I just know that he would fuck up at literally every possible turn. But he has no knowledge of the hardware in the games, the history of the hardware or the game itself so he would probably make it very boring even if hes getting obliterated. He only gets really mad at games when he thinks he knows everything there is to know and still loses.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

If DSP was halfway smart he'd work his days off around KC rather than his mom, his wife. Also take impromptu days off whenever they decide to stream. He'd "work" half as much and make the exact same amount because there's little to no point in streaming while the KC paypigs are occupied.

I'm not sure what he actually bases his day off around, but it's presumably not Khet since I don't think there's a world where she works six days a week given how few hours she has. I mean, it's possible that it's changed in recent years, but he was using that as an excuse back when it was confirmed she was only working 20 hours a week. I thought we even had it narrowed down to her working three days specifically, but that might have been speculation based on the hours that just sorta got tossed around and treated as a fact. And on top of that, he's mentioned Khet doesn't waddle out with him on his big boy grocery shopping days.

I always assumed he picked whatever day his hair appointment normally is and just makes it that for consistency sake because I genuinely can't think what other reason he has to leave the snortfort at this point. Basing it around KC schedule definitely makes more sense at the very least.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

So did he quit Metaphor? I'm keeping up with him less and less because the KC arc is boring as hell, but there are some points in Metaphor that I could see him really struggling with and raging at that might be amusing.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

So did he quit Metaphor? I'm keeping up with him less and less because the KC arc is boring as hell, but there are some points in Metaphor that I could see him really struggling with and raging at that might be amusing.

Pretty sure it was sent to banworld. Dragon Ball is next if the dents stop giving.

 

[shekelshoah666]

So did he quit Metaphor? I'm keeping up with him less and less because the KC arc is boring as hell, but there are some points in Metaphor that I could see him really struggling with and raging at that might be amusing.

He only played the demo and support was low so he skipped buying it.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Cause this "Everyone is OIC" shit needs to stop. Does OIC create a lot of socks to gas up phil? Yes. There's plenty of evidence that Pimp isn't OIC, especially seeing as Pimp is giving more money to KC than Phil. During the Top 10 racist moment KC, OIC donated 5 subs to KC under IronChefSakai. Pimp is donating hundreds of bucks a show to KC. Not to mention that Pimp completely fucks off when Phil's gameplay starts.

There is always one guy in Phil's fan base detractors speculate "is everybody." It's OIC now, before it was PlanetJeff, and possibly the original "everyone" Brightsydeviking. It just always seemed silly to me Phil was lucky enough to have one guy around dedicated to bankrolling him into fake success.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Apparently Kat does have a talent and she does contribute to the pig stream

 

[myone]

Apparently Kat does have a talent and she does contribute to the pig stream

Does a pig need its own truffle hog?