Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

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Retink Retunk said:
I'm late to this as I'm catching up on Tim being interesting again, but how did he fail to open a coffee shop location over the span of years? I do not comprehend how someone can fail at opening a retail store, and I don't mean failing at operating one, just opening one. Literal retards can open locations like coffee shops in the span of months but this fucker can't figure it out in the span of year?
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Tim is an idea guy.
And by that I mean he's the guy who has a bunch of ideas and never acts on them. He just spouts things out and expects people to do them for him.
I'd imagine the rare times he gets them done usually he gets scammed by yes men who tell him what he wants to hear and then disappear.
Much like his game development, and the lawyer currently milking him for the lawsuit against Kamala Harris.

It really is a miracle timcast has come together this well and long. I feel like a lot of it was being in the right place at the right time for him. Especially with how little effort he puts in vetting news and editing videos (non existent)
 
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Retink Retunk said:
I'm late to this as I'm catching up on Tim being interesting again, but how did he fail to open a coffee shop location over the span of years? I do not comprehend how someone can fail at opening a retail store, and I don't mean failing at operating one, just opening one. Literal retards can open locations like coffee shops in the span of months but this fucker can't figure it out in the span of year?
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A coffee shop is an actual business and requires constant work to maintain (and would probably fail anyways). His entire hippie commune is not dedicated enough to learn Supermarket Simulator let alone an actual brick-and-mortar store.
 
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Much like his game development
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Oh yea, that thing that's totally coming still. I remember Cast Castle used to show the devs working on it, and all the crap he was buying for it. They even required people to sign out game controllers from the stock room. The guy was trying to run a Google like office space but instead of hiring intelligent employees he was hiring West Virginia crack heads.

It's depressing how Tim had all the resources to make something useful, and all he did with it was fund stupidity.
 
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You're like 40, it's ok if you're bald. It's time to take the damn beanie off.
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Grown ass men that aren't Tony Hawk also don't spend tens of thousands of their Russia bucks on building their own personal skate parks. Tim literally can't accept that he's not a 19yo skater punk.

Does anyone actually believe this tard spends 50K a month on security? It's either a money laundering scheme or he's got legit ex-Legionaire/SEAL's running around his man child compound like it's a South African diamond mine.
 
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Retink Retunk said:
I'm late to this as I'm catching up on Tim being interesting again, but how did he fail to open a coffee shop location over the span of years? I do not comprehend how someone can fail at opening a retail store, and I don't mean failing at operating one, just opening one. Literal retards can open locations like coffee shops in the span of months but this fucker can't figure it out in the span of year?
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If you go by what he says, he likely gets scammed a lot. Like a lot. If you looked up gullible in the Dictionary…
TrainWreckWatcher said:
It really is a miracle timcast has come together this well and long. I feel like a lot of it was being in the right place at the right time for him. Especially with how little effort he puts in vetting news and editing videos (non existent)
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It’s not really a surprise. YouTube allowing you to run add and get Super Chats from streaming has made it beyond easy for anyone to get big.

It was straigjt IRL exploding in the way that it did that screwed him really. And he only did that cause Covid meant he couldn’t do anything else.
 
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Retink Retunk said:
I'm late to this as I'm catching up on Tim being interesting again, but how did he fail to open a coffee shop location over the span of years? I do not comprehend how someone can fail at opening a retail store, and I don't mean failing at operating one, just opening one. Literal retards can open locations like coffee shops in the span of months but this fucker can't figure it out in the span of year?
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He has a Commune For homeless Liberals and is finally getting pissed off and shoving them out the door, I know I tried this 15 years ago it went just as well.

Looks like Luke Rudowski will have to back to sucking Dan Dicks penis for clout again.
 
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Something that also annoyed me about Tim's struggle session is he listed off a bunch of projects he tried that failed, but most of them he tried for a few months and gave up on when in reality most streaming takes a long time to build up without ad spend, which he can't do because he lives off of ad bucks like a retard. I bet Tim never tried, and never hired anyone, to work on finding sponsors and ad deals but rather just took whatever happened to come his way by chance.

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How many people were from WV and not his shitcago cohorts? The WV locals hate him.
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That's a good point, I know the only ones I can think of were Brett, who was actually trying his best and an actual former crackhead, and that one Asian girl who bathed in oatmeal and got fired for leaking info.

There was also the one house cleaner girl that looked like a younger Hannah Claire who was replaced by Tim's sister who I think was a local?

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Does anyone actually believe this tard spends 50K a month on security?
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He actually might have. Back in some of the vlogs you could see some of the security and he was paying multiple guys to basically stand around and guard the front door like bouncers. Not sure if they were only there part of the day or how many and how long he had them, but there was a period where he probably was paying out for that bullshit.

Remember, Tim is the same idiot who spends over ten thousand dollars on a Chinesium meteorite sword, so maybe if he wasn't buying weird trinkets and designer honey for hundreds of dollars daily he'd be able to pay his employees.
 
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Retink Retunk said:
He actually might have. Back in some of the vlogs you could see some of the security and he was paying multiple guys to basically stand around and guard the front door like bouncers. Not sure if they were only there part of the day or how many and how long he had them, but there was a period where he probably was paying out for that bullshit.

Remember, Tim is the same idiot who spends over ten thousand dollars on a Chinesium meteorite sword, so maybe if he wasn't buying weird trinkets and designer honey for hundreds of dollars daily he'd be able to pay his employees.
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People way higher on the antifa's most wanted list like Richard Spencer and Andy Ngo are somehow alive without Tim Pool's PMC tier security costs. Your enemies are 300lb they/them's not the Sinola Cartel.

The funniest part, if it's true and he's that much of a paranoid lunatic his goons still couldn't prevent some dude from grabbing his beanie on camera.
 
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Taser Confetti said:
People way higher on the antifa's most wanted list like Richard Spencer and Andy Ngo are somehow alive without Tim Pool's PMC tier security costs. Your enemies are 300lb they/them's not the Sinola Cartel.

The funniest part, if it's true and he's that much of a paranoid lunatic his goons still couldn't prevent some dude from grabbing his beanie on camera.
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Was going to say, Richard Spencer never had his beanie stolen momentarily.

Most likely Tim is exaggerating the cost but he probably did pay that much at some point, as he had a retarded level of security at his compound after the swattings and what he describes as a strange van driving up to his compound gates. The van was probably someone lost or making a U-turn and the security would probably be worse to have during a swatting as it adds another variable that can antagonize the cops into shooting. Tim is a very paranoid weirdo.
 
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Retink Retunk said:
Was going to say, Richard Spencer never had his beanie stolen momentarily.

Most likely Tim is exaggerating the cost but he probably did pay that much at some point, as he had a retarded level of security at his compound after the swattings and what he describes as a strange van driving up to his compound gates. The van was probably someone lost or making a U-turn and the security would probably be worse to have during a swatting as it adds another variable that can antagonize the cops into shooting. Tim is a very paranoid weirdo.
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I don't believe he's been swatted more than twice. The tiniest most hick police departments in the US receive federal grants from DHS for training and are well aware of the practice. Local LEO are very well aware of who Tim Pool is and his residence and they're not gonna be going in guns blazing at this point. Even nobodies like Jim get polite knocks on the door as welfare checks at this point and we're supposed to believe Tim and Fatrick are getting flash banged every few weeks.
 
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I'll say though, Ian is still the best part of the show. Tim is sitting there buck broken, his little butt goblin fan is in full on panic, and Ian shows up to talk about electrons or some shit hours late and completely dominates the show. Imagine building a media empire for the entire purpose of letting Ian own you.

If the kid is born and it's Ian's it will be hilarious.
 
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Retink Retunk said:
I'll say though, Ian is still the best part of the show. Tim is sitting there buck broken, his little butt goblin fan is in full on panic, and Ian shows up to talk about electrons or some shit hours late and completely dominates the show. Imagine building a media empire for the entire purpose of letting Ian own you.

If the kid is born and it's Ian's it will be hilarious.
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>late to the show
>completely ignores Tim
>starts rambling about thunderbolt cables and game jam
>refuses to read the room
60iq sigma king
 
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Guntkvd said:
>late to the show
>completely ignores Tim
>starts rambling about thunderbolt cables and game jam
>refuses to read the room
60iq sigma king
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The best part was Tim crying the whole show and the fan guest telling Ian that he has to be sad only for Ian to tell him to fuck off as he's not going to let the retard harsh his vibing. Ian did everything short of stealing Tim's beanie live on air at this point.

Never forget:

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Retink Retunk said:
Oh yea, that thing that's totally coming still. I remember Cast Castle used to show the devs working on it, and all the crap he was buying for it. They even required people to sign out game controllers from the stock room. The guy was trying to run a Google like office space but instead of hiring intelligent employees he was hiring West Virginia crack heads.

It's depressing how Tim had all the resources to make something useful, and all he did with it was fund stupidity.
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Do they ever show any of it off? I've never seen footage beyond him talking about it.

I'd genuinely be curious what they were conning him along with.
 
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when in reality most streaming takes a long time to build up without ad spend, which he can't do because he lives off of ad bucks like a retard.
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That’s the thing, it doesn’t when you are already the size of Tim.

His issue was he hired crap people to try and do those things.

Someone of Tim’s size should have been able to pull it off. When Asmongold of all people is able to build three companies anyone should be able to.
 
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