DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Balr0g]

So is this the new scam? Do weekly DSP tries it at a whooping 1.800 $ per week? This mongoloid needs a reality check

 

[Lady Adjani]

So is this the new scam? Do weekly DSP tries it at a whooping 1.800 $ per week? This mongoloid needs a reality check

The mongoloids are the people donating money to watch a grown ass man eat fast food, Dave is the smart one in this scenario.

 

[Balr0g]

The mongoloids are the people donating money to watch a grown ass man eat fast food, Dave is the smart one in this scenario.

Fair point: in the world of the dented the half dented is king

 

[Burl McMillan]

Fair point: in the world of the dentheads the half dented oddly-shaped head is king

 

[Son of Big Boss]

This mongoloid needs a reality check

I mean ... It's working so...
And he doesn't even deliver on his promises yet the tards keep giving.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

This mongoloid needs a reality check

For most, the reality check would be realizing how bad it is to have Phil’s life generally, and it would have happened about 8 or more years ago.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

So is this the new scam? Do weekly DSP tries it at a whooping 1.800 $ per week? This mongoloid needs a reality check

I hear diabetes will fix that.

And speaking of needing a reality check (and coming from the same guy who said that he was better than Rich):

 

[Benchod]

So is this the new scam? Do weekly DSP tries it at a whooping 1.800 $ per week? This mongoloid needs a reality check

It's a fake goal, really. He's just adding up what he normally would make and pretending that it is something special.

I hear diabetes will fix that.

And speaking of needing a reality check (and coming from the same guy who said that he was better than Rich):
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Private leaked sexts are the same as starting a stream and masturbating with your webcam on apparently.

 

[GodModule]

I hear diabetes will fix that.

And speaking of needing a reality check (and coming from the same guy who said that he was better than Rich):
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Dudes profile pic and handle is literally him wearing a crown while calling himself a king

 

[PieceofShet]

I hear diabetes will fix that.

And speaking of needing a reality check (and coming from the same guy who said that he was better than Rich):
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His whole life is him pretending to be better than others. In school, helicopter company, FGC, old guard of youtube, react streamer, not-a-lolcow but a "king of livestreaming", this tweet.

 

[Coke Zero]

>I'm not a fucking sociopath asshole who pretends like he's better than others
That's literally a perfect description of phil though

 

[johnkimble123]

>I'm not a fucking sociopath asshole who pretends like he's better than others
That's literally a perfect description of phil though

Imagine being up at midnight, not fucking your wife (to be fair how could you even at this point) or even sleeping near her but scrolling Twitter and YouTube for drama about your enemies.

Something something “you wouldn’t have to detract and a-log others if you were happy and had a life”

Almost as bad as the clown makeup quote from somebody who constantly looks like a creepy old uncle trying to hang out with kids.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Apparently Kat does have a talent and she does contribute to the pig stream

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Fact check: false
An investigation into the claims that 'khet has found the absolutely (sic) most awesome place to try' and 'It will blow you away' has been proven to be another misinformation campaign.

I hear diabetes will fix that.

And speaking of needing a reality check (and coming from the same guy who said that he was better than Rich):
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Fact check: false
An investigation into the claims that 'I'm not a fucking sociopath asshole who pretends he's better than others' has been proven to be another misinformation campaign.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

Apparently Kat does have a talent and she does contribute to the pig stream

I think Phail prefaces ideas as being Khet's when he's unsure of the reaction from the dents. He has called her ideas "silly," or "crazy" in the past. It's another way to protect his fragile ego.

Phail has also implied she doesn't know exactly what he does on stream. Why would he take her suggestions? He's always the smartest pigroach in the room.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

I will take the odds of “Now guys, I didn’t even know about this, but someone told me about it, like I have been not looking for drama AT ALL”

*pause to see Jayde say, “I no lik dram k no gd tn I eat mush fd k”*

“But RIIIICH apparently had a video leaked, I don’t know, I didn’t see it. Aaaaand appppparently, ok, he was jerking off. ACK ACK ACK all the YEARS he made fun of me for my *finger quotes while looking into the data* accident, he does THE SAME THING. Right?. Ok. AH HEE HEE he is sooooo felted.”

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Since he's playing Sonic X Shadow Generations on Tuesday, part of me is hoping it'll be entertaining because him failing at games that kids can figure out easily is always funny. On the other hand, as someone that really enjoyed Sonic Generations and is looking forward to playing SXSG, I'm dreading it.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Since he's playing Sonic X Shadow Generations on Tuesday, part of me is hoping it'll be entertaining because him failing at games that kids can figure out easily is always funny. On the other hand, as someone that really enjoyed Sonic Generations and is looking forward to playing SXSG, I'm dreading it.

It's a really good game but it's not particularly difficult outside of a few challenges he can skip so I don't expect much gold dust.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

It's a really good game but it's not particularly difficult outside of a few challenges he can skip so I don't expect much gold dust.

I don't know man, even that Astrobot game produced some rage.

 

[strandedcastaway]

If you were trying to write a movie character that was as unironically lacking in self-awareness as Phil, people would tear up the script and tell you how unrealistic he was.

Part of me thinks that Phil reads these insults about himself and they stick in his brain until he has to throw them at others a little later. Not because he's self-aware but because he has no creativity.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I think Phail prefaces ideas as being Khet's when he's unsure of the reaction from the dents. He has called her ideas "silly," or "crazy" in the past. It's another way to protect his fragile ego.

Phail has also implied she doesn't know exactly what he does on stream. Why would he take her suggestions? He's always the smartest pigroach in the room.

One would have to figure out when she could have possibly gone out to discover this treasure trove of calories.
We have been told by Phail himself that she is incapable of doing anything when leaving the roach nest but go to work and come home. And she cant even do that herself sometimes.