🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

You fled to Mexico to evade the law after raping Alice and injuring another motorist, Ethan Moralfag Ralph.

Also I distinctly remember you laughing on the beach with Meigh about how you don't give a shit about child support. Granted, that's when Manduh thought you two playing house would last until you perished from your substance abuse.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

The prospect of Ralph dying in an airport and no one noticing for weeks, nay months is funny. However I’d prefer he died on stream and we get to see his body decay in real time. It would be a beautiful artistic and poetic touch ending to The Killstream.

I am kinda hoping for an IRL stream where he just collapses and dies in an ally so you can see people passing by to avoid his rotting corpse. Would be a very artsy ending to the Ralph story

 

[neger psykolog]

This Is Serious Mum!

Came here to link this. I love how the acronym for the band is perfect for this forum also: TISM and I'm also curious if the band picked that because they were referencing autism also

 

[Beavis]

Ralph’s “ah luv muh son” schtick is hilarious. He was prepared to sign away his parental rights until alogs started making fun of him.

 

[HackerX]

Ralph is inching ever closer to the ultimate prize of any white trash pile of garbage.

Disability checks.

Pretty sure he's running out of identification to prove he's a US citizen. IMO, there's a very real scenario where the only way he'll be able to get through the border is through a coyote.

one day soon ralph is just going to fall asleep and not wake up

I assumed that day was going to happen a year or so ago, yet he remains.

Ralph’s “ah luv muh son” schtick is hilarious. He was prepared to sign away his parental rights until alogs started making fun of him.

I don't think the trade-off was worth it. The alogs are still making fun of him and he has to pay for the privilege. I'd honestly respect signing away his parental rights because no one else would have been forced to participate in the charade. He chose the worst option for all parties.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Ralph’s “ah luv muh son” schtick is hilarious. He was prepared to sign away his parental rights until alogs started making fun of him.

Ralph pretending to care about his kids is my favorite lie of his

 

[bile demon]

Gunt after 6 weeks of being able to only tweet with his right arm:

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph’s “ah luv muh son” schtick is hilarious. He was prepared to sign away his parental rights until alogs started making fun of him.

tbf he didn't say he loved him, just that he saw him. It's so lonely in Merida that he's thrilled the court is forcing someone to hang out with him.

 

[HackerX]

tbf he didn't say he loved him, just that he saw him. It's so lonely in Merida that he's thrilled the court is forcing someone to hang out with him.

The court ordered "call him daddy" is the cherry on top.

 

[Die For Me!]

Ralph is confiscating Mormon Shaggys coat after reading a tweet made by Esso:

tweet / archive
Even though Mormon Shaggy was seen gunt guarding on the Killstream earlier this year, and Ralph admitting he will gladly defend pedophile supporters of the Killstream, Mormon Shaggy is getting the boot anyway (so much for loyalty! (Sorreh Mormons!)). Perhaps if you donated as much as AdulWolf, you would not be in this predicament?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

tbf he didn't say he loved him, just that he saw him. It's so lonely in Merida that he's thrilled the court is forcing someone to hang out with him.

And he gets to pay to have this privilege. Seems to be a recurring theme in piggys life.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Just imagine being a little boy and every once in a blue moon you're led into a scary room where you have to spend time with a stinking stranger who gets increasingly crippled with every visit. Looking forward to Xander on the Kino Casino.

Also, let us pray to Javeh that Ralph is too lazy to treat his palsy. Shit would be too funny.

 

[Guntkvd]

I would gladly choke the life out of shaggy with my bare hands. He's the only person I truly hate in this sektur.

 

[MilkSports_2018]

So this twitter thread is the main ralph thread?
Anyway he did that interview with shamoo recently and threatened the hosts with "I only got two minutes left" when they tried to bring the first caller.

When the caller turned out to be some gunt-licker Ralph walked back his borderline threat and stayed on for almost an hour until the conclusion of the broadcast.
For anyone that remembers pre-2020 ralph as a guest on other shows and panels he was basically always checked out, uninterested and never spoke unless someone talked to him, nowadays Ralph is basically always on the edge and weary of aylawging, his psyche is completely broken and he cannot survive in a neutral territory in which he cannot mute or skip aylawging.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Pretty sure he's running out of identification to prove he's a US citizen. IMO, there's a very real scenario where the only way he'll be able to get through the border is through a coyote.

Hopefully, it'll be an actual coyote and Ralph will be brought back to the country his daddy gave him and deposited as a great big pile of coyote shit.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

There's not a massive age difference between us but in person he looks like he could be my older relative. Without powerleveling the gap is ~7 years and I got carded at a bar he just waddled right up to a few years back. Nowadays he looks closer in age to my youngest uncle (47) than he does to me in all honesty and that's in no way a flex, that's just a statement on his sad state of affairs. Couldn't be me Ralphamale, 5 bar days!

As someone older than 47, I'm going to say that unfiltered Ralph would be a bad 47 and a below-mid 57, and that I know a 67-year-old who looks 20 years younger than Ralph appears to look (and that guy even wears adult clothes, as opposed to Ralph's toddler style).

 

[AncientPhosphur]

So this twitter thread is the main ralph thread?
Anyway he did that interview with shamoo recently and threatened the hosts with "I only got two minutes left" when they tried to bring the first caller.

No he rarely streams now and they’re too painful to watch no one bothers. True alogs struggle with watching dead air and YouTube clips.

There is a main Ethan Ralph killstream thread: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-ki...la-sunrise-peaceful-sunset-productions.81183/

 

[repentance]

Ralph is inching ever closer to the ultimate prize of any white trash pile of garbage.

Disability checks.

Wouldn't he have to move back to the US to claim those?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Wouldn't he have to move back to the US to claim those?

I don't know, I work for a living.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Wouldn't he have to move back to the US to claim those?

Ralph is running the ultimate scam of taking up residency in Mexico, then illegally immigrating to America to get a BidenBux debit card and a free room at a Red Roof Inn.