🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Richard Freeman]

Edit: He's 31 and his Instagram has already been found

https://simbaltheactor.com/

https://www.facebook.com/Simbaltheactor/

https://www.youtube.com/@Simbaltheactor

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm11771868/

 

[Blackstar]

The trailer has finally dropped, like 4 hours after the show began, it's actually really good

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

The trailer has finally dropped, like 4 hours after the show began, it's actually really good
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Lmao

 

[sex haver]

Eighth fish has arrived. Her name is Bianca AKA "Binx".

 

[SFINAE]

The trailer has finally dropped, like 4 hours after the show began, it's actually really good
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This is fucking kino. If the show lives up to half of what this trailer shows it'll be 10/10. (It most likely won't.)
Although, unless they ADR'd it, doesn't this mean the contestants know this isn't Famous House? (Or are they all "the plant" again? That would really fucking suck.)

 

[sex haver]

Ninth fish just arrived as well. Her name is "Smack".

For some bizarre reason, she has also arrived with a skateboard.

 

[KhorneFlakes]

I remember the skits of the fake talent show Sam and Nick did in World Peace where they just spouted stereotypical industry bs to idiots, I hope they carry that vibe to this season before things start to get retarded and it turns into hell house

 

[Halloween23]

This is either going to be an absolute masterpiece that lives on for decades or an absolute disaster that completely kills the show. There is no in-between.

 

[Steinercard]

Seventh fish has arrived. White dude named "Alex B".

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He's stated he's an investor and now runs an animal sanctuary that helps monkeys, apparently.

Edit: Instagram found, he's a chubby chaser and married to a very overweight latin woman. https://www.instagram.com/alex_beeezy/

They're letting Vulcans on now?

Eighth fish has arrived. Her name is Bianca AKA "Binx".

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New Summer just dropped I can feel it just from the hair.

Just looked at her socials, she's a cosplayer so I'm absolutely right. She's vegan too. Jet better know what he's doing.

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

Eighth fish has arrived. Her name is Bianca AKA "Binx".

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Oh mama come to me bby I want to be with you

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Eighth fish has arrived. Her name is Bianca AKA "Binx".

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I'm in love....

 

[LittleHam73]

One of the fish name dropped fishtank just now, not sure if this means they know or if some were better at research than others.

 

[I Will Stop.....in 3 min]

I'm in love....

first time i see you like that my dude.

 

[Tsunade-sama]

Eighth fish has arrived. Her name is Bianca AKA "Binx".

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40 year old with jaundice, tattoos, and a melted face. Yikes!

 

[Polska krowa]

One of the fish name dropped fishtank just now, not sure if this means they know or if some were better at research than others.

Jet et al., were using the official Fishtank email address to communicate with the contestants. What a retarded move. Fortunately the contestants seem to be more retarded and didn't bother to look into Fishtank.

 

[Steinercard]

So much for "no fans this time all normies". Enjoy your BPD thot Summer 2.0, Goran.

 

[The Man With No Name]

Spiritually, bedroom 3 is still the Bitchtank. They're drawn there.

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

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So much for "no fans this time all normies". Enjoy your BPD thot Summer 2.0, Goran.

Who knows. I know a couple of children of the internet that know of Sam Hyde but have never heard of Fishtank. It's very niche.

 

[Israel's Top Guy]

Spiritually, bedroom 3 is still the Bitchtank. They're drawn there.

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along with Jerkin' Bert

 

[Solid Hyrax]

Bro fucking jacking it in bed