🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
The trailer has finally dropped, like 4 hours after the show began, it's actually really good
 
Blackstar said:
The trailer has finally dropped, like 4 hours after the show began, it's actually really good
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Lmao
 
Blackstar said:
The trailer has finally dropped, like 4 hours after the show began, it's actually really good
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This is fucking kino. If the show lives up to half of what this trailer shows it'll be 10/10. (It most likely won't.)
Although, unless they ADR'd it, doesn't this mean the contestants know this isn't Famous House? (Or are they all "the plant" again? That would really fucking suck.)
 
Ninth fish just arrived as well. Her name is "Smack".

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For some bizarre reason, she has also arrived with a skateboard.
 
This is either going to be an absolute masterpiece that lives on for decades or an absolute disaster that completely kills the show. There is no in-between.
 
sex haver said:
Seventh fish has arrived. White dude named "Alex B".

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He's stated he's an investor and now runs an animal sanctuary that helps monkeys, apparently.

Edit: Instagram found, he's a chubby chaser and married to a very overweight latin woman. https://www.instagram.com/alex_beeezy/
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They're letting Vulcans on now?
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Eighth fish has arrived. Her name is Bianca AKA "Binx".

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New Summer just dropped I can feel it just from the hair.
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Just looked at her socials, she's a cosplayer so I'm absolutely right. She's vegan too. Jet better know what he's doing.
 
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LittleHam73 said:
One of the fish name dropped fishtank just now, not sure if this means they know or if some were better at research than others.
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Jet et al., were using the official Fishtank email address to communicate with the contestants. What a retarded move. Fortunately the contestants seem to be more retarded and didn't bother to look into Fishtank.
 
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