Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

I can’t even try to parse the words these people use and the meanings they ascribe to them anymore. Bi lesbians? Who are men? You’re not Diogenes, you’re the guy whose face he spit in.

Dude, if the gender folx were forced to stop constantly obsessing over their bizarre and ever-changing gnostic soul categories that they base on vaguely defined feelings and stereotypes, what would they do? Develop a personality? Stop being fat? Don't be ridiculous.
 
For a few glorious moments (before reading the following tweets for context clues), I thought, surely she is saying “black lesbians” or bipoc or something in that ballpark. My mind literally could not parse the string in its retarded reality. For those few, precious, halcyon moments I was spared of any prior memory of the absurd phrase “bi lesbian”, and Vicky was just being a classic patronizing white essjaydubya going off about black trannies being the most oppresseded ever.

Which she is still doing, but with some extra special current-year stupid sprinkled on top. Bisexual male lesbians, heterosexual female faggots, asexual sex workers—queerios really are a melting pot of unused grey matter diversity, aren’t they? Vicky is such a good educator. I for one feel most compelled to purchase her several life-saving sodies and some more glucagon to practice with.
 
Trans people hate the fact that bisexuals exist and still don't want them. Drop the fuckin T.
I am so tired of this fucking discourse! Bis don't exist to pick through the scraps of the gender wasteland. 'Bisexual' is not another word for "likes weird trannies" or "has no standards." I don't know how the brain arrives at sending jolts of electricity to my groin when I see half-naked Henry Cavill and also catsuit Olivia Wilde, but that's the way it fucken works! I am so tired!
 
For the love of god, please tell me someone has all her shit archived to date. I don’t know how to do it as a mobilefag (:_(
Tweets never work for me in the archive sites.
I had luck end of Aug 2024 ago utilizing xcancel (new Nitter)+archival site of choice, but I’ve not tried more recently to know if that still works.

Here is a direct link to her vvictorman_uel account via X Cancelled, just for ease of access if there’s specific tweets someone has in mind. If there’s specific months you know are funnier let us know so a few of us can try to grab stuff. Or maybe one dedicated autist with nothing better to do can try to get it all;):heart-full:to clarify I do not mean myself, lol that’s a lot of fucking tweets
 
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Wow, you're telling me that the type of people to label themselves something as paradoxical as "bi lesbian" are also the type of people who are drawn to pooning out? Gosh, what a surprise.

At any rate, why does Mr. "I used to be the epitome of Grindr's Beauty Standard" care about what lesbians think? ... ruh-roh.
 
Wow, you're telling me that the type of people to label themselves something as paradoxical as "bi lesbian" are also the type of people who are drawn to pooning out? Gosh, what a surprise.

At any rate, why does Mr. "I used to be the epitome of Grindr's Beauty Standard" care about what lesbians think? ... ruh-roh.
I took this to mean that Vicky was talking about the poor hecking men in dresses who are being denied access to real lesbians because - all together now - LESBIANS DON'T LIKE DICK.
Bi lesbian is a bizarre contradiction, you can't be both. It's one or the other. They're just mushing sexualities together now.
I'm also unsure why she felt the need to censor such innocuous words.
She's a constant source of hilarity and I love her.
 
how is she not embarrassed to beg for money all the time? I’d rather starve and live in a shelter before begging people on the internet for help. It’s extra gross because her parents can afford to pay for her expenses. They aren’t obligated obviously but they are willing if she stops cosplaying as a cripple
The worst part of her e-grifting is she comes from real money. Her father is most likely a millionaire several times over, so for her to be e-begging when she comes from affluence is especially enraging.

Not to mention the fact that when she does beg online it isn’t for cheap alternatives that can get her by in life. No. She needs the expensive, top of the line stuff. You know. The stuff she is accustom to being from an affluent, elitist family.

The chutzpah of this broad is something else.
 
Anyone following Vicky on Bluesky? Ah, what I wouldn’t give to sneak a peek at some DMs between Bex and Vicky, btw. View attachment 6566286
She’s taking some advice from this thread to heart it seems, because it looks like she deleted a bunch of messages referring to the farms. This is what her “latest” timeline looks like now:
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If we’re lucky she’ll want to prove the thread wrong and actually flips her chair upside down during a well attended class.
If the universe is fair and just, she will flip her chair upside down, slide out head first without being able to throw her hands out to break the fall, land and break her neck, becoming an actual ventilator dependent quadriplegic. Then she’ll actually need the power chair and 24/7 care she so desperately wants.
 
Wow, you're telling me that the type of people to label themselves something as paradoxical as "bi lesbian" are also the type of people who are drawn to pooning out? Gosh, what a surprise.

At any rate, why does Mr. "I used to be the epitome of Grindr's Beauty Standard" care about what lesbians think? ... ruh-roh.
Wait just who would a blesbian pooner be attracted to? I'd assume women but the b is throwing me.
 
Dude, if the gender folx were forced to stop constantly obsessing over their bizarre and ever-changing gnostic soul categories that they base on vaguely defined feelings and stereotypes, what would they do? Develop a personality? Stop being fat? Don't be ridiculous.
I'm just spitballin' here, but she could get a fucking job, just like most of the other hEDS/MCAS/POTS/XYZ123 larpers on that site could. But you're right-- assuming she'd ever consider that is ridiculous, unfortunately.

A few random things: getting that type of wheelchair for hEDS of all things is fucking insane. The way she and so many others think hEDS is some terminal, life-ruining diagnosis is so cringe.

She'll either Jacquie herself, let her spine dissolve through her prednisone misuse (like many have said), or, best case scenario, get tired of this cringeworthy charade she's wasting her twenties on, go to a gym, start eating things that aren't processed bullshit or $80 doordashies, and try to Just Be Fucking Normal. She lives in a place with a billion awesome gyms and I guarantee her dad would pay for a membership if she just got her shit together for two seconds. (But who knows-- I don't know him. Maybe he really is over it.)

Honestly for people like this I think COVID was the best thing to happen to them-- they get a brand new and seemingly neverending thing to victimize themselves about. If they somehow heal from whatever munchie larp they get tired of, they can always fall back on the amorphous "long covid" grift. Truly the g(r)ift that keeps on giving.
 
"trans kid" followed by "26". Lol you aint no kid anymore chick.
But what if she identifies as a kid? You know, she should grow a pair and claim to be transage. I know she won't, because being transage is less accepted than being transgender for whatever reason, and she's too chicken to do anything that might alienate twitter people and make e-begging harder.
 
She’s stupid is the answer to the question why does she think there’s a “leak.” She had a public account with 10000 followers. Anyways, she is still dry-begging and pretending to be native. And probably won’t stay private very long since she’s screaming for attention. View attachment 6551849View attachment 6551850View attachment 6551851View attachment 6551852View attachment 6551848

The account she’s targeting seems to just be an annoying troll.
“I hate having to be private rn I love being loud!!
givemeattentionnnnn” is truly one of the most accurate tweets she’s ever tweeted. Unusual self-awareness being demonstrated.

Bless you farmers who share her tweets, they bring me so much laughter. She’s like if you wrote a book about an insufferable munchie woman, people would review it and say “she’s too on the nose, it’s unbelievable!”
 
She'll either Jacquie herself, let her spine dissolve through her prednisone misuse (like many have said),
Vicky is one of the few cows I’d accept tophats for saying she should unironically kill herself, or get Jacquie’d. An absolute leech and drain on society. Literally nothing of value would be lost.
 
A few random things: getting that type of wheelchair for hEDS of all things is fucking insane. The way she and so many others think hEDS is some terminal, life-ruining diagnosis is so cringe.

Oh, but she doesn't have hEDS, she has vEDS, remember? Except she never bothered to get diagnostic tests for vascular EDS for vague reasons that she never explained, despite it actually being a condition that could kill her at any moment. Glucagon and epipens for her fake allergies are important enough to carry around with her all day, but taking beta blockers to make it less likely that her major arteries will rupture? Low on the list, apparently.

You're right though, even assuming for the sake of argument that she does have some sort of connective tissue disorder, sitting in a wheelchair is literally the worst thing she can do, since her muscles will weaken, and if you have stretchy ligaments you need muscle strength to hold your joints together and prevent injuries.

These too-online bitches getting a hEDS diagnosis (again, let's assume for the sake of argument that the diagnosis is correct and valid) should be responding by signing up for a gym with a swimming pool and going swimming 5 times a week, or doing any other kind of low-impact strength training that's going to build up muscle to support their bendy joints better. Not collapsing onto their beds and ordering fancy elaborate braces and mobility aids that are going to decondition them even further. The ones who aren't faking it are fucking crippling themselves.
 
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