Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[S1apSh0es]

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[repentance]

maybe too much true crime, but this april shit reminds me of when a murderer takes the victims phone and makes social posts and sends text messages to set up a narrative for their untimely death or "suicide".

I think it's April being dramatic, tbh. It's all out of the BPD play book. I hope it's really over, though, because Hell hath no fury like a BPD woman scorned and she will set out to utterly destroy Nick if she can't manipulate her way back into his life. Unfortunately, I think this "break up" is probably a strategic one until the court issues are resolved.

 

[parsnip]

That was my read. He means "it's kayfabe," but he's not familiar enough with the pro wrestling concept of "kayfabe" to explain it properly. It'd also explain why his execution of this "kayfabe" has been such a miserable failure.

Kayfabe kinda requires that the audience knows the goings on are fictional. It's the suspension of disbelief. There's nothing that's happened in the past couple years with cracky the lawyer here to suggest any of what's going on isn't just him being him.

 

[Disaffected Coyote]

Elissa bent this faggot over and made him her bitch. Cuckieta

 

[Seafarer]

Why is it almost every e-celeb turned lolcow always goes down the Mundane Matt path?

Because lolcows inherently have difficulty with being criticized and the DMCA system provides an easy avenue to silence criticism.

 

[jimmybags]

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I agree Past Rekieta, Nick is acting like a pussy cuck.

https://rumble.com/v21gs3r-nick-rekieta-vs.-vito.html
Here he argues on stream with Vito about the evils of flagging.

 

[Tiger Jack]

Why is it almost every e-celeb turned lolcow always goes down the Mundane Matt path?

The path of the Internet Grifter is a devil's bargain. Eventually you become the content. They all think they can get out of paying the price and they all fail.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I think it's April being dramatic, tbh. It's all out of the BPD play book. I hope it's really over, though, because Hell hath no fury like a BPD woman scorned and she will set out to utterly destroy Nick if she can't manipulate her way back into his life. Unfortunately, I think this "break up" is probably a strategic one until the court issues are resolved.

BPD whore lolcows rise up. Methica and April join force and tear down the glass ceilings imposed by their addict boyfriends.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

What does "it's TELEVISION" mean? That everything generated by Nick and April in the last couple of days is just pretend?

That was my read. He means "it's kayfabe," but he's not familiar enough with the pro wrestling concept of "kayfabe" to explain it properly. It'd also explain why his execution of this "kayfabe" has been such a miserable failure.

No, this is similar to a line he's used for months. He just means it to say that people don't really care about him or his family even when they express concern for his clear descent into drug addiction, the reports of child neglect, etc, because they don't view it as real.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Wow. Crackets just is going for the complete asshole package, isn’t he? I hope somebody appeals his first attempt to swing the DCMA Balldo and kicks his shit in for fees.

 

[repentance]

No, this is similar to a line he's used for months. He just means it to say that people don't really care about him or his family even when they express concern for his clear descent into drug addiction, the reports of child neglect, etc, because they don't view it as real.

Just because we find it entertaining, doesn't mean we don't view it as real. Reality television is a thing, after all.

 

[Gorton Colu]

No, this is similar to a line he's used for months. He just means it to say that people don't really care about him or his family even when they express concern for his clear descent into drug addiction, the reports of child neglect, etc, because they don't view it as real.

It's hard to believe others might care when you yourself do not.

 

[AnOminous]

Bold of Nick to employ the infamous Jarbo Gambit. That move has definitely paid off so well in the past.

He really has just completely become everything he used to (claim to) stand against at this point, huh.

This was actually the one RUBE-icon I did not expect even this pathetic faggot to cross. He can't fail any harder. What a COMPLETE loser. He has now shat on every single principle he ever claimed to stand for.

 

[Haramburger]

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I agree Past Rekieta, Nick is acting like a pussy cuck.

Wow, what 2 years does to a mfer

In Nick's own legal filings he has stated that he believes Cog uploading his entire stream with just an automatic watermark from youtube added constitutes enough transformative modification to make it a completely different video that can't be used to justify a search warrant. Nick, you're reading this thread and I want you to know you're a queeny faggot and I hope you get AIDS.

This explains it best, in tandem with two year old tweets. Unbelievable!

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

This was actually the one RUBE-icon I did not expect even this pathetic faggot to cross. He can't fail any harder. What a COMPLETE loser. He has now shat on every single principle he ever claimed to stand for.

I think if you come for his Balldo, St. Andrew's Cross and his gimp gear and he'll go out guns blazing. He's definitely committed to that bit. Sexual deviancy is his God given right and no Earthly force will take it from him.

ETA: You KNOW he has the gay ass fucking leather bandolier. They all fucking do.

 

[AnOminous]

This means April's mannerisms have likely changed beyond texting/messaging.

As Dorothy Parker once said, "you can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think." I doubt she suddenly magically acquired legal vocabulary from a cokehead who now mostly speaks in grunts and brain damaged drooling.

 

[Martin Cooter King Jr]

Was gone for a bachelor party weekend and I miss the sperg of the century complete with 40+ pages to read. At least I did zero amounts of coke.

Edit: It's pretty easy to not do coke. You just say no Nick.

 

[S1apSh0es]

Calling it now; he's going back to jail soon. The man is clearly going off the deep end. Only a matter of time before he gets too intoxicated/enraged that he will hit one of his wives.

God pray for the children, especially the ones old enough to know what's going on.

 

[BathTubShine]

Completely felted by @elb and other clippers.
Still a junkie loser and a non-parenting father also non-practising lawyer.
Get cucked faggot pope. Cheers for the latest bender, you provided just what is expected from an Lolcow.
Please don't own all the detractors and incel prudes by going live again.

 

[Obsul]

Why is it almost every e-celeb turned lolcow always goes down the Mundane Matt path?

Here's a question: What percentage of the population do you think would be able to handle being criticized and mocked by lots of people on the internet without taking the Mundane Matt route? I think it's a pretty low percentage, given how much stupid bullshit people capitulate to in order to avoid having acrimony directed at them. Most people never find themselves in this position, however.

Most people period can't handle having the heat come down on them, whether it's feds trying to fuck with you or it's just randos laughing at you online. Most people cave, see Asmongold. There's your answer.