Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 52 16.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.4%

  • Total voters
    319
Train an AI on aarons voice and have it give shitty commentary lol.

Train an AI with Nick’s voice and have it give shitty commentary lol.

Hear me out…

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Putting this here while I'm on this IG binge. I forget what's already been posted.
  • May 23: The arrest. In Orlando as a surprise bday trip from Bob
  • July 4 - 15 : In the UK - Bob discussed the trip in MNPublicRecords posts from the 6/6 CPS hearing. Grandkids were in foster care during this time.
  • July 23: Enjoying water - location unknown but appears to be FL. She's not deleted this comment from this post. Link.
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There's probably already archives of the full stream, but I have taken the liberty of downloading all the clips @elb posted and archiving them here. I believe that the nature of the clips and the site on which they are posted qualifies as transformative and if Nick disagrees he can take it up with Dear Feeder.

Here is transformative and insightful commentary for each and everyone of these videos, in order of the clips.

  1. Nick is a cowardly faggot who exposes his children to drugs and is a pussy for not releasing the body cam footage.
  2. Nick is a cowardly faggot who exposes his children to drugs and is a pussy for not releasing the body cam footage.
  3. Nick is a cowardly faggot who exposes his children to drugs and is a pussy for not releasing the body cam footage.
  4. Nick is a cowardly faggot who exposes his children to drugs and is a pussy for not releasing the body cam footage.
  5. Nick is a cowardly faggot who exposes his children to drugs and is a pussy for not releasing the body cam footage.
  6. Nick is a cowardly faggot who exposes his children to drugs and is a pussy for not releasing the body cam footage.
  7. Nick is a cowardly faggot who exposes his children to drugs and is a pussy for not releasing the body cam footage.
  8. Nick is a cowardly faggot who exposes his children to drugs and is a pussy for not releasing the body cam footage.
  9. Nick is a cowardly faggot who exposes his children to drugs and is a pussy for not releasing the body cam footage.
  10. Nick is a cowardly faggot who exposes his children to drugs and is a pussy for not releasing the body cam footage.
  11. Nick is a cowardly faggot who exposes his children to drugs and is a pussy for not releasing the body cam footage.
  12. Nick is a cowardly faggot who exposes his children to drugs and is a pussy for not releasing the body cam footage.
  13. Nick is a cowardly faggot who exposes his children to drugs and is a pussy for not releasing the body cam footage.
  14. Nick is a cowardly faggot who exposes his children to drugs and is a pussy for not releasing the body cam footage.
  15. Nick is a cowardly faggot who exposes his children to drugs and is a pussy for not releasing the body cam footage.
  16. Nick is a cowardly faggot who exposes his children to drugs and is a pussy for not releasing the body cam footage.
  17. Nick is a cowardly faggot who exposes his children to drugs and is a pussy for not releasing the body cam footage.
I hope everyone finds the above commentary on the videos both meaningful and as an engaging form of satire on a public figure.
 
Right up until last month the chief of Willmar's police department was a guy named Jim Felt, now retired. The Kobi Lee guy Nick freaked out at was just fucking with him (as per this), but there actually might be someone else named Felt working there. Shit's crazy!
>I like being a cop, I can be one for another 10 years
>LAWPOPE mustang roars by
>STOP SPEEDING
>:really: I didn't do any speed this morning
>*unintelligible lolbertarian skelly seething*
>Expired license and shoddy insurance
>Wife and sidepiece in mustang zonked out
>Okay time for me to retire
 
Although, forgive me for not entirely understanding how YouTube works, but putting an intro in the clips wouldn't be enough to make something fair use. You'd have to actually do something to make the entirety of the work transformative.
I don't know either. I know parody is allowed. So is use for criticism or commentary. I would have thought short clips would be under the criticism/commentary fair use exemption.
 
  • Agree
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Nick is one step closer to becoming Ethan Ralph.
Imagine Ethan Ralph, Mundane Matt, StyxHexenHammer and Nick Rekieta all come together to form a new podcast and Matt quickly realizes he's too good for these people and leaves for greener pastures.

All the people who were way better than Mundane Matt are now worse than him in every way with virtually no change on his part at all.
 
>I like being a cop, I can be one for another 10 years
>LAWPOPE mustang roars by
>STOP SPEEDING
>:really: I didn't do any speed this morning
>*unintelligible lolbertarian skelly seething*
>Expired license and shoddy insurance
>Wife and sidepiece in mustang zonked out
>Okay time for me to retire
>Have you been drinking Mr. Cokeita?
>Have you been been nerding Mr. Officer?
Nerds are responsible for all the problems in my life!
 
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