Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.0%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 70 10.4%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    672
The nerd shit is such projection. This dude's biggest insecurity is being uncool. Niggernerd was in male cheer, watches Japanese cartoons, talks to anime chargers on stream, actively engages in comic book discourse, is a lawyer, and pays money for memes and movie characters as paintings. Now, he's in court getting bullied by jock cops while the whole Internet watches and laughs - must trigger some highschool memories.

Someone find that picture of him sucking off the mic while dressed as sailor moon and slap a big fat nerd on that nerd

It's unreal he cares so little about his own audience he eats into the mic while recording btw.
I think he does this to spite you; you commented about how annoying and disgusting it sounded, and he started doing it in a very pointed way.
 
I think he does this to spite you; you commented about how annoying and disgusting it sounded, and he started doing it in a very pointed way.
Flobby Bobby also did this specifically. Made her chewing awful to drive away "haydurs."

When you're full of impotent rage and also low IQ (which Nick likely now is thanks to his various delicious, delicious "non-addictions"), acting petulant on purpose is all you have anymore.
 
I don't know either. I know parody is allowed. So is use for criticism or commentary. I would have thought short clips would be under the criticism/commentary fair use exemption.

You have to fight that in court, and it gets expensive--even if you prevail.

That is a good call. In nature, you only see tree growth like that when a field of hill has recently started to be overgrown back into a forest.

An unnatural scenario is some relatively wealthy person's functionally huge back yard forest. Managed and cut down for a while until they get tired of clearing out the saplings, or a new owner buys the property and chooses not to manicure their backyard forest.

Essentially the Rekieta properties and surrounding area.

Bird's eye view:

She did say that she can't find her way home.

In an area like that you would be hard pressed to find a forest to get lost in. In that rectangle 2.4 km high by 1.2 km wide. That is as far as you can go until you run into either a road, or well known pond or lake. And even then, you are probably running into a neighbor's house, manicured walking paths, mowed lawns or extended driveway well before then.

The only way she could get really lost in a situation like that is if she was wacked out on drugs.

That or she is crying out to Nick "I am lost and venerable. Come fuck me in the woods Nick at our favorite spot. Tee-Hee. The kids and your parents won't know."

Hell, zoom out. All of the surrounding road blocks are just like that. Even if she is in the neighborhood, she is still surrounded by roads and managed wooded areas just like that.

Remember, per April via Aaron, Nick has to 'take breaks' during intercourse because of his heat allergy. Very sexy...


Nick has lost any moral standing he ever had. Principles are supposed to be immovable aspects of your character that you commit to--for better or worse.

Speaking of 'better and worse'... Kind of like a marriage...

This same person criticized practicing lawyers for exchanging their credibility for superchats.

He is exchanging his principles for what then? He lost his mind. This is lunacy.
The principles you used to hold are the only reason you have anything, retard.

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I really want to focus on Nick's statement of principles not existing. Often, in these manic states, people like Nick will accidentally reveal a little too much of what's behind the veil, and I think this is one of those moments.

Everyone here should remember that going forward. I personally wish that tweet could be pinned somewhere instead of being buried 6800 pages into a thread. I think we're rapidly reaching the climax of this story, although I'm not certain what that might entail.

Nick is trying to trade 'principles' for 'authenticity'. He started thr channel with the former, but morphed into the latter. The difference is 'accountability'.

With principles, you make an oft unilateral commitment that you will uphold a value or set of agreements. Most often these agreementsnare things that people are not inclined to naturally commit to (e.g. stop chasing sex eith other when you wed) This gives others a stick to beat you with if you transgress.

With authenticity, you merely state you intentionally that you will conform to what you want to do. This is the adult Disney version of 'follow your heart'. You own no one anything except to do what you want. People have to make the agreement to accept whatever is part of your personality because you only said you would do whatever you want. There is no accountability.

Just what is his audience by now? Is it still winemoms?

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If I recall rightly, this was the weird, dentures granny (did not know the tranny part until now LOL) that was at Nick's Vegas event. It has been in a lot of trouble with the law, by its own admission, and was very open about it. It bragged about never submitting to the law and supported Nick vocally in the early days, then fell off. I assume due to content drought.
 
Not just a male cheerleader, but one too weak to do lifts or be a base.
Fucking pathetic. So he takes the one thing almost impressive about a male cheerleader and fails at it. Thats fucking weak. The fuck is even the point of a male cheerleader who's too much of a soy filled twig armed skelly to do lifts? Its the only purpose male cheerleaders have...
 
If I recall rightly, this was the weird, dentures granny (did not know the tranny part until now LOL) that was at Nick's Vegas event. It has been in a lot of trouble with the law, by its own admission, and was very open about it. It bragged about never submitting to the law and supported Nick vocally in the early days, then fell off. I assume due to content drought.
Ah I think that thing was in the photos posted here right?
 
Nerd is such an odd insult. Like, is it 1986 or something? Dude is coping so hard it's embarrassing.

"I am a drug addict and I get pussy, you fucking nerd". Nigga, plenty of us have done drugs and gotten pussy but never once endangered nor neglected children. You, sir, are the fucking loser.

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@Null They weren't friends. I don't think rekeita is capable of having friends. It's just who can help him further his "career".
 
Was Nick Rekieta friends with Coach Redpill? I know they met at Knoxville, but I can't remember if they were actually friends.
Had CRP on his show a couple times until CRP sent him his book to review and nick trashed it. Been in unfriendly terms since AFAIK. This was like a couple years before CRP's death.

Nerd is such an odd insult. Like, is it 1986 or something? Dude is coping so hard it's embarrassing.

"I am a drug addict and I get pussy, you fucking nerd". Nigga, plenty of us have done drugs and gotten pussy but never once endangered nor neglected children. You, sir, are the fucking loser.

Nick's right. I'm a N.E.R.D (Not Entangled in Rough Divorce) but he might be :story:
 
Nick's Russhole arc incoming?
That shit only works when you're a broke ass hobo (and don't just look like one) with nothing to lose, not a rich nerd with two houses and a trust fund. Someone should post some Nick clips with titles like "Crackhead nerd claims he isn't on drugs" and let this faggot sue them. We've seen his abysmal court record where he won't even show up to court or makes retarded and totally irrelevant arguments. We know he doesn't pay court costs. This faggot would let a legal judgement to #Pay(You) gain interest for a few years and you'd have a guaranteed payday once mommy and daddy make Nicky pay up. Nick suing you is like a nerd trying to fight you before you shake him down for his lunch money.
 
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With all the damage Nick's done to his brain, I'd LOVE to hear him answer the Breakfast question... LOL!

Was Nick Rekieta friends with Coach Redpill? I know they met at Knoxville, but I can't remember if they were actually friends.
Does Nick ACTUALLY have friends? Or are these "friends" actually just people he uses when he thinks he can get something out of them for his benefit & tosses 'em to the side when they can't benefit him any more? I think we ALL know the answer to that one...
 
Was Nick Rekieta friends with CHEF Redpill? I know they met at Knoxville, but I can't remember if they were actually friends.
Given there was no back and forth, probably not
Does Nick ACTUALLY have friends? Or are these "friends" actually just people he uses when he thinks he can get something out of them for his benefit & tosses 'em to the side when they can't benefit him any more?
He still wants enablers, or more accurately at this stage consolers. It’s why he cited Dick Masterson as someone who would know the truth about his case (specifically the 9 yo cokie). Considering he spent that stream on the brink of tears he certainly is desperate for more approval, which is understandable given his situation but he evidently hasn’t been compelled to change
 
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