Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Schpoots]

The principles you used to hold are the only reason you have anything, retard.

 

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Fat people can recommend the best places in town to get burritos or burgers.

Nick can't do anything.

I bet you he can find a gay bar or cocaine dealer in any city in the world. Just air drop him in and his nose would ping like radar.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Nick Rekieta is a copyright cuck, confirmed

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This is all part of Nick's master plan...
By forcing everyone to watermark their clips, it means he can get any evidence thrown out via a Franks Challenge.

I propose people just add a rekeita face to the corner, or a ceiling cat, to get this junky to eat his words.

 

[Journoscum]

Does anyone have an explanation for Nick's recent discovery of nerd? While we are at it, in what World isn't he one?

My guess is Daxipad gave it to him. It feels similar to 'can you even do a pushup?'

 

[datura_binge]

This is all part of Nick's master plan...
By forcing everyone to watermark their clips, it means he can get any evidence thrown out via a Franks Challenge.

I propose people just add a rekeita face to the corner, or a ceiling cat, to get this junky to eat his words.

Just have AI turn them all into animated shorts and add in wacky characters like the ceiling cats, Kokaine Kayla, and Amphetamine April.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Just what is his audience by now? Is it still winemoms?

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Oh.

 

[MrShekelstein36]

If you are wondering around in the woods you will tend to pick up sticks, nuts, rocks, moss, plants, berries, branches, leaves & seed pods. Enjoying the tactile feel of nature while you walk is part of the enjoyment.

There is nothing better than the feeling of finding the perfect stick in the woods.

Spoiler

except maybe finding a balldo wearing retard, baby trapping him, and milking him for money in exchange for not testifying against him.

 

[AnOminous]

Just what is his audience by now? Is it still winemoms?

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Lmao his audience is now TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS! LMAO!

 

[Fascist Kirk]

not trying to simp for rackets, but the guy got famous over nite then more famous then more famous. is there a rock star clause in insanity?

what is happening to rackets is ever episode of behind the music, is there a legal defense?

 

[Sharpeteer]

I bet you he can find a gay bar or cocaine dealer in any city in the world. Just air drop him in and his nose would ping like radar.

Yeah but can he do anything that will keep me out of jail, and won't give me AIDS?

Just what is his audience by now? Is it still winemoms?

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Nice moobs.

Also, I wonder how "Mistie" feels about Nick's comments to Wu.

 

[Fapcop]

I gotta say… Rekieta and Brianna Wu is the lolcow crossover I did not expect!

 

[Melty Butter]

CGoody is now a copyright lawyer as seen in the comment section of Sen's vid about Nick demanding @elb take down the Locals clips.

Spoiler: More CGoody Noseguarding

I just don't find the idea that April wouldn't know/use the word "supplant" (or imply the word could only be obtained magically or with legal background) very convincing unless they have demonstrated a stronger understanding of April. If it's just to call her dumb then I understand, but beyond that could be overthinking things.

Does my "stronger understanding of April" include reading every IG comment and reply she's made plus, collectively, listening to around 3 hours of her remarks on STMS? I've done that, I'm ashamed to say.

I promise, "supplant" is not part of her vocabulary. I have no idea what her IQ is. Plenty of people are smart but don't use sophisticated words. The point is that Nick was writing many of those Xeets. I'll die on that hill.

I'd respectfully argue that it's overthinking to assume that April was writing all of those Xeets. Sadly, we will probably never know the truth unless Nick gets wasted on stream again.

We can agree that the entire episode was bizarre.

 

[repentance]

Just what is his audience by now? Is it still winemoms?

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I have a feeling "Mistie" only pretends to be conservative.

Of all the times for the site to start shitting the bed.

 

[This Post Is Satire]

Could we soon see him doing mukbangs and converting to Islam also

The no alcohol thing would be a dealbreaker for an islam conversion.
Although if he found some islamic offshoot that allowed him to drink he seems like he'd sign up for sure.

"Actually nerd, drinking IS an expression of my faith by sampling the blessings of allah. Also I get to have 2 wives, and my children have to shut the fuck up"

 

[uhoh spaghettios]

 

[Hellion]

So, where are we at on Kayla being out of the relationship? Between the sandwich stream and April's new tweets, I'm like 90%. Even taking Nick at his word and assuming Aaron is a liar, what we do know as indisputable fact is that Aaron had at least one naked picture of Kayla, presumably sent by Kayla.

That would be the funniest timeline purely due to the giant "I will be us" tattoo Nick has scrawled across his body.

Edit: Anyone else read "nerd" so many times now that it's starting to not look like a proper word anymore?

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

So we went from winemom to winetroon...are we going to cokemom next or coketroon?

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Nick Rekieta is a copyright cuck, confirmed

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Oh so now is when he decides to copyright claim. He'd be great on LPSG.

 

[AltisticRight]

CGoody is now a copyright lawyer as seen in the comment section of Sen's vid about Nick demanding @elb take down the Locals clips.

It has been clipped and edited, look at the more accurate logo you creep. CGoody is a creep, reminder that he sexted with LOCALS wine mums and wanted to smash them.

 

[Sharpeteer]

It has been clipped and edited, look at the more accurate logo you creep. CGoody is a creep, reminder that he sexted with LOCALS wine mums and wanted to smash them.

And sexted A MAN.

Don't forget that.

I hope they are never allowed to forget that.

How embarrassing.