Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.0%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 70 10.4%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    672
April on IG an hour ago.
Or maybe it was longer than an hour ago and Nick pulled a J.F. Gariepy and mashed a potato.
And before Rekieta pulled a JFG :story:
Sheeeeit, this wasn't even a ninja. It was someone else's first thought, though.

It would explain spending a solid day sock puppeting with her social media, though.
 
LMFAO, Nick has transformed himself into a '80s screwball comedy villian!
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Called it. Bitch is preparing to snap and put a hunting arrow through Nick’s neck.
This is why the second house won't sell. Prospective buyers drive up and see a smelly Valkyrie cosplayer with a bow and arrow camping out by the side of the road, muttering something about Balldos, and they get the fuck out of there the next chance they get.
Rekieta continues to be hilarious to me. This video was a joy to make.

Rekieta: Not a NERD

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Thanks @elb for clipping his Locals stream!
THIS WAS NEVER A NERD CHANNEL
 
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Are you a hunter? (April is.) What am I looking at? Is this normal? There's a feather.
No. But I am experienced enough in the outdoors.

You are looking at a young forest without many deer in the area. I don't see any paths, so she is either on top of one, or she is wandering around on some private property.

The area looks moist. So either there was recent rainfall, or she in lower terrain, perhaps near a creek or stream.

Ahead of her is a clearing with a break in the trees. There is a barbed wire fence so she is stopping at the property line. The neighbor probably has cows.

April has picked up the feather because it looks pretty and feels nice. The stick also has a good tactile feel. If you are wondering around in the woods you will tend to pick up sticks, nuts, rocks, moss, plants, berries, branches, leaves & seed pods. Enjoying the tactile feel of nature while you walk is part of the enjoyment. People also tend to crush up some of the plant leaves for the aroma. Men will tend to pick up something more akin to a walking stick as it is more useful. But either one will clear the cobwebs from hitting your face.

The only thing that isn't normal is a girl is posting on the internet from her smart phone a picture of her hand and the woods, at a clearly fenced in property line, complaining that she is "lost" for attention.

Normally you go off to wander in the woods to get away from all of that bullshit. Not beg for more.
 
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And look at the hollow eyes with no mind behind them.
Mind has been gone for a while now. It's just more difficult to watch when he isn't falling down drunk.

I'm waiting for a sober departure into word salad.

"Nerds, it's significant that I like myself. I like myself significantly and it becomes more significant when I increase my likeableness. Which is significant."

aincompling that she is "lost" for attention.

If she really did leave the polycule without a bridge boyfriend, it's probably the first time since she was 14 that some guy wasn't providing for her. She used Aaron to get away form prev BF, Nick to get from Aaron, etc. No reason to think this isn't the predictable part of her BPD.
 
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Nick in roundabout way saying he has three different therapists.
Could it be that he is fishing for drugs and trying to keep the different therapists separate so he can get triple dose/mix no therapist would ever give.
 
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No. But I am experienced enough in the outdoors.

You are looking at a young forest without many deer in the area. I don't see any paths, so she is either on top of one, or she is wondering around on some private property.

Ahead of her is a clearing with a break in the trees. There is a barbed wire fence so she is stopping at the property line. The neighbor probably has cows.

April has picked up the feather because it looks pretty and feels nice. The stick also has a good tactile feel. If you are wondering around in the woods you will tend to pick up sticks, nuts, rocks, moss, plants, berries, branches, leaves & seed pods. Enjoying the tactile feel of nature while you walk is part of the enjoyment. People also tend to crush up some of the plant leaves for the aroma. Men will tend to pick up something more akin to a walking stick as it is more useful. But either one will clear the cobwebs from hitting your face.

The only thing that isn't normal is a girl is posting on the internet from her smart phone a picture of her hand and the woods, at a clearly fenced in property line, complaining that she is "lost" for attention.

Normally you go off to wonder in the woods to get away from all of that bullshit. Not beg for more.
*WANDER
 
Are you a hunter? (April is.) What am I looking at? Is this normal? There's a feather.

Otherwise, going from a remedial knowledge of art... the branches form a V and her hand at the intersection of said V. Could....
I can't even say the metaphor that came to mind. Anyway, she posed this pic with intention.
The feather looks to be a part of the bracelet.

The picture is very obviously posed.

Experienced hunters and climbers can certainly get lost but they know how to get help, too. If she can post on social media, she can summon help. She's also not likely to get lost in a familiar place during daylights hours, but she's dramatic enough to go somewhere unfamiliar so she can have a "crisis".

As mentioned, her phone will have maps and it will have a compass. She's not claiming to be injured, so she can either try to find her way out or wait for rescue.

She used to hunt near Nick's. I find it curious that she's saying she's lost in "some" woods. If you're genuinely lost you're going to give at least some information about your last known location and where you were heading.
 
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Nick used to stream at that hour when we knew for certain there were kids in the house. I don't think you can draw any concrete conclusions from when he streams.



Most kids can get themselves something to eat by the time they're school aged and I guess them knowing how to use a microwave can be counted as them being able to "cook for themselves", but most parents will continue to organise most of their kids meals while they're living at home so they know their kids are eating a balanced diet. Maybe they buy a heap of frozen or pre-prepared meals that their kids only have to heat, but with a $3000 a month snack budget, I doubt it.

Cooking for your kids is even more than just providing a balanced meal to the kids. It's the action of caring for them. There's a reason why so many people love going home to have a meal cooked by their mom just like when they were kids. There's a comfort in showing up at home at the end of a school day and smelling that someone is in the kitchen making sure you're cared for. It makes your house feel like a welcoming home. My kids can all cook for themselves well, they're older, and they still would rather I cook because according to them, no one does it like mom.
 
You are looking at a young forest without many deer in the area. I don't see any paths, so she is either on top of one, or she is wondering around on some private property.
It’s established woodland that has been unmaintained for 10 years or more, enough for those saplings to grow tall and spindly and then blow over.
I wouldn’t rule out that it’s Rekieta’s land. How that would tie in with what’s going on I have no clue.
 
I wouldn’t rule out that it’s Rekieta’s land. How that would tie in with what’s going on I have no clue.
She's absolutely the type to stalk someone and this reeks of "come find me". I'd be surprised if it's not Nick's land or somewhere nearby. The whole "I'm inclined not to care" bit seems to be for Nick's benefit.
 
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Holy shit, he didn’t even use a cover story like Matt. Then again, he wouldn’t be caught dead doing something with his kids like picking boulders, so he knew that wouldn’t be a good excuse. Ballsy, Balldo.

He’s a flaggot and bans people for muh mentals. This is the inevitable end.

edit: @elb Put Cog’s logo on your clips from now on
 
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