Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 73 10.8%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.0%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 70 10.4%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    673
Ah I think that thing was in the photos posted here right?

Yes. See below. This may be the radio host or not, but 2 people with the same name seems unlikely.

Okay, the kinda scary creature below with Nick is Mistie. Her user pic is on the right. Ummmmm....
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Mistie​
@RekietaLaw Hi there Rackets! Had Oral Surgery Monday they removed all of what was left of my teeth. PLEASE every Take better care of your teeth than I did. This is the worst pain I have ever been in.

EternalHex​
No, Mistie is "granny gums" as someone put it, and pardon me as I'm evidently not thinking properly

- His first call-in was Mistie: old radio guy with his own show (The Raw) who has called in before. Talked about the Nashville show and how he brought his daughter who is now a fan. He also talked about how disappointed he was that Nick never offered the VIP add-on that he promised. They also talked briefly about how a ghost hid his camera lens cap once.
 
Nick Rekieta is a copyright cuck, confirmed

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Hey Nick!

As a mining safety and efficiency officer let me give you a bit of advice.

In my opinion it is laborious and time consuming sending out DMCAs to clip channels who use your content (most likely under fair use) who show clips of you saying and doing dumb shit whilst coked up and drunk. Whether you gave them permission or not.

A much more cost effective measure would be to not film yourself whilst coked up and drunk whilst saying and doing dumb shit. It would save you money, it would save you time, and it would save you embarrassment.

Boom. Pffft. Problem solved. Do coke and get drunk off camera and stay sober and sensible on camera. If the majority of journalists and celebrities can do it so can you. And the majority of journalists and celebrities are fucking retards.

I am not saying you are dumber than your average retard celebrity or retard journalist. However I am saying a person who continues to do these things, and wants to DMCA clip channels of videos that particular coked up retard uploaded or streamed online, is more retarded than your average Hollywood dickrider or Kotaku columnist.

Also dont call people on the phone whilst in the shower. That shit is gay. It is worse than talking to someone on video call whilst taking a shit.
 
Nick has lost any moral standing he ever had. Principles are supposed to be immovable aspects of your character that you commit to--for better or worse.
“My principles were extensions of courtesy, my rights on loan to others.”

Now he’s trying to philosophize his downfall. Wtf is does word salad even mean?😑
It’s a power trip:
My rights on loan to others.”
He thinks he can give others “rights” and is self soothing with this imagined taking away of rights, No one can take another’s actual rights away just because they are upset. This cuckold is desperately grasping for any sense of control. Self important & delusional nerd.
 
“My principles were extensions of courtesy, my rights on loan to others.”

Now he’s trying to philosophize his downfall. Wtf is does word salad even mean?😑

He is saying that he never believed in "fair use" of copyrighted material and believes in copyrights as unlimited and unrestricted property rights. That anyone who previously clipped his channels was only doing so with his explicit permission and that he can revoke that permission at any time.

He is also saying that he never had any "principles" in the first place. That all his libertarian talk in the past was just him lying to and gaslighting people. That Nick's "principles" are whatever Nick thinks at any given moment.

Its about what you would expect from a noodle-armed cuck playing tough guy.
 
Incidentally lawyers and law-adjacent people often have particular turns of phrases and words they use that nearly nobody else does, like the "belt and suspenders" thing that came up earlier.
I know Sean claims no belt can contain him, hence the suspenders, but we really should just shorthand "belt and suspenders" as "The Full Martin" on here.

And speaking of actual law things and people, Kayla's and April's omnibus hearings this week will prove very edifying. I hope the transcript comes quickly for Kayla's (unless we have boots on the ground), and that no one f's up April's zoom one. This will be the first direct sign of life of Kayla since Nick's hearing, and she was in tatters for that. I can't imagine she will be much better off for her own. April is clearly having issues.

Perhaps this will answer some of the oddness from this past week, but it's more likely there will just be more stupidity.
 
It’s a power trip:
My rights on loan to others.”
He thinks he can give others “rights” and is self soothing with this imagined taking away of rights, No one can take another’s actual rights away just because they are upset. This cuckold is desperately grasping for any sense of control. Self important & delusional nerd.
Narcissistic re-rationalization to justify his change of stance.
 
They do, but its when they finally get backed into a corner, and its more out of spite not despair. A narcissist will kill themself as a last "fuck you" to someone they hate, which is basically what LowT did.
And he thought it would really show people. But he's the only dead lolcow I've ever seen where even years later people still show up to his thread to laugh at how dead he is.
>"My principles were extensions of courtesy; my rights on loan to others."
My Balldo was an extension of my testicles, my wife on loan to Jamaicans.
 
I am honestly shocked it took Nick this long to start flagging people down. I figured he would have started doing it over a year ago. I give him some credit for holding out this long into his lolcow arc.

Congratulations by the way Nick. You are yet another step further into your transformation into Ethan Ralph. The only things you have left on him is not having a malformed stomach and being taller than 5'1.
 
Nick has lost any moral standing he ever had. Principles are supposed to be immovable aspects of your character that you commit to--for better or worse.
During tough times, resilient people hold on to their principles and faith.

Rekieta is letting this go, all for his own satisfaction.

This coping is embarrassing. He's acting like a loser. Things are only going downhill on the path he's chosen.
 
Hey Nick!

As a mining safety and efficiency officer let me give you a bit of advice.

In my opinion it is laborious and time consuming sending out DMCAs to clip channels who use your content (most likely under fair use) who show clips of you saying and doing dumb shit whilst coked up and drunk. Whether you gave them permission or not.

A much more cost effective measure would be to not film yourself whilst coked up and drunk whilst saying and doing dumb shit. It would save you money, it would save you time, and it would save you embarrassment.

Boom. Pffft. Problem solved. Do coke and get drunk off camera and stay sober and sensible on camera. If the majority of journalists and celebrities can do it so can you. And the majority of journalists and celebrities are fucking retards.

I am not saying you are dumber than your average retard celebrity or retard journalist. However I am saying a person who continues to do these things, and wants to DMCA clip channels of videos that particular coked up retard uploaded or streamed online, is more retarded than your average Hollywood dickrider or Kotaku columnist.

Also dont call people on the phone whilst in the shower. That shit is gay. It is worse than talking to someone on video call whilst taking a shit.
DONT do coke and booze on camera? But this is America motherfucker! Nick has a God given right to speed 30mph over the limit in his mid life crisis Mustang while coked out of his mind, you NERD!
 
You have to fight that in court, and it gets expensive--even if you prevail.
It got expensive for Akilah Hughes, who ended up having to pay her own legal fees as well as Sargon's.

And unlike Hughes, you know Rekieta will be paying the rest of his life, even if the money comes from his granddaddy.
Remember, per April via Aaron, Nick has to 'take breaks' during intercourse because of his heat allergy. Very sexy...
Imagine being so intensely homosexual that you have to excuse your revulsion at the concept of heterosexual sex by begging off and claiming your dick is limp and flaccid because of a "heat allergy."
 
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Imagine the absolute shame and embarrassment his 16 year old must feel reading shit like "only cool people get to talk to me".
This retard is going to have a very, very rough time in jail with how smugly he carries himself. I don't want to invoke Mutts law, but....
 
As the balldo sweepers fall silent one by one, rest assured they stay strong in the form of Aaron a-logs. I really hate youtube featuring a comment on the page by default because stms clips are a cesspool. Now I know they’re all Melton viewers, it’s so much more annoying reading their shit
 
Imagine the absolute shame and embarrassment his 16 year old must feel reading shit like "only cool people get to talk to me".
This retard is going to have a very, very rough time in jail with how smugly he carries himself. I don't want to invoke Mutts law, but....
His 16 year old is going to change his name at this rate. He has to get bullied so much at school (:_(
 
Which is why I can't call him a nerd, most nerds are actually fucking intelligent to some degree. This guy's a fucking dork. A dweeb.
You don't get it prude nerd, Nick does drugs and cheats on his wife, that means he's fun all the dudes he let's fuck his wife tell him so.
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