Dragon Age: The Veilguard - A woke disaster? Yep!

Are u woke enough for this game?

  • Hell yeah, I want play it with my wife's son

    Votes: 169 9.4%
  • Nope, I need to suck more girlcock first

    Votes: 389 21.7%
  • Yasss, I identify as an autistic dwarf of color

    Votes: 376 21.0%
  • Nah, I rather play Fallout76

    Votes: 855 47.8%

  • Total voters
    1,790
Jesus Christ. WTF IS THIS WOKE SHIT?

On another note... Ive never seen this channel upload drama video! Very interesting...


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I have waited for this dumpsterfire for years and MY MAN did they delivered. It is so fucking cringe it's good. Imagine some devs worked seriously on this turd, FOR YEARS. LMAO, imagine the smell inside the studio.

No way those faggots are going to get away with it this time.
 

I feel like I hear this exact same fucking piece of dialogue in every other piece of media anymore. You would think even trannies themselves would be exhausted by these heavy-handed attempts at inclusion at this point; the cliché clumsiness of the language and ideas. How do you hear a character come out as heckin enby for the 80th time in the exact same way with the exact same phrasing and still derive any enjoyment or relatability or whatever from it?
 
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Despite everything I knew about the dev team, the precedent set by Inquistion's tranny and the absolute state of the Qunari, I still didn't think they'd be this in the your face about it. Outside of shit like Dustborn, stuff like this in larger releases - Baldur's Gate 3, Starfield, etcetera - is typically out of the way. Optional, easy to miss content hidden behind a dialogue option or side quest (Baldur's Gate 3's tranny required a little bit of effort to find) but this is so overt in comparison.
 
Goddamn I was just gonna pirate it but now I'm not even go do that. "Reaffirm gender identity"? I have a high tolerance for a lot of the bullshittery you find in games nowadays but this is to much. I have gay friends and a trans friend that are going to be clapping there hands like seals. Yelling "yaas fuck straight people" the whole time. I hate it here
 
Taash: Im from Rivain. not like i follow the Qun
Rock: You got the Arm-ropes
Taash: Sure, i wear alot of stuff. You dont get to tell me who i am. Dosent matter anyway. The Antaam dont follow the Qun either. Not anymore.

I GET TO DECIDE WHAT THESE RELIGIOUS SYMBOLS REPRESENT! NOT YOU. NOT THE ARISHOK. NOT ANYONE BUT ME!
Isn't that hecking not-wholesome cultural appropriation then? "I don't follow this culture's religion, but I will use their religious symbols and items for aesthetic."
 
Mortismal is only good when he covers Owlcat games. That is where he shines, and that is where he should stay. All of his other reviews just have this aftertaste of shillcock in his mouth. But it shouldn't be surprising that every major Gamingoutlet will review this game with 9's and 10's. It pushes left-wing propaganda, so it is automatically GOTY. Let it all burn, i say. It is more important that troons and (insert newest leftist talking point) are represented than if the game is - idk - actually fun to play. And that is the most important factor in reviews nowadays. Also can't have the chuds win and give the game a fair review. It NEEDS to be a 10/10 GOTY Game otherwise the chuds will win and millions of troons will die as a result.

So enough sperging, time to get back and enjoy the shitshow. The coming days will be funny.
 
I couldn't get into the Dragon Age games. Finished the first one on the 360 on a couple different characters just to see what the "classes" were like, but the sequel that came immediately after Origins I never finished. Ended up giving my 360 and games to a friend who moved back to town and had no entertainment at his new place.
Never felt the urge to get another 360 or get them on PC if you even can.
 
Dragon Age was always pretty pozzed. This is nothing new. If you're still even thinking of purchasing a Bioware game in 2024, let alone okay with giving EA your money, then you are an actual short bus retard who should have a tard wrangler to manage your finances.
 
Mortismal got his review out as well:
For RPGs and Tactical games I quite trust his reviews.
That said he of course got a review code way ahead.
So a bit salty grain on his opinion.
This nigga has terrible taste. All the footage he got also looks terrible.
Dragon Age was always pretty pozzed.
imagine playing dragon age after the shitty second one. Holy shit, gamers are retarded.
 
imagine playing dragon age after the shitty second one. Holy shit, gamers are retarded.
I liked the premise of the second one.
Possibily related with the Mage Warden (or dead if you pick another origin), Hawke is pretty straightfoward in general. The acts have good plotlines.
The things i don't like were the time jumps, voiced protagonist (Shepard, amirite?) and dumbed down RPG mechanics, but i like the most-quick combat in DA2.
More than that, Origins is still better.
 
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