Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 42 14.4%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.2%

  • Total voters
    292
It was always going to come to this, it’s been obvious Nick has wanted to do this for years now surprised it took this long considering his reputation has been in the shitter for a while
This may have something to do with her folding recently to Ralph almost immediately. I´m not being negatively critical of her move, her channel is her concern, I´m just saying when the levee breaks...
 
Objection! Grounds.
“The problem with you Kiwi Farmers,” attentively typed the handsome and brilliant lawyer that had quit his stupid and shitty strip mall lawfirm that did nothing - all too similar to how most lawyers do nothing, such as an alleged “practicing” defense lawyer named Shawn - “is that you’re all fags and are not lawyers.”

A smile began to form at the edge of his thirsty lips. So thirsty. Thirsty for whiskey? No. The Whiskey Drinking Lawyer thirsted for no such earthly desires of whiskey distilled from the finest malt, grown at peak season during the best season for any global region during the last 30 years, aged in the finest of oak wood barrels (transferred every 8 years and finished with 3 years in cherry wood barrels and 3 years in smoked chestnut-accented Alaskan Alpine lined with oak) and distributed in absurdly rarified quantities that would make being struck by lightning seem like taking a piss.

The audience, the multitudes that hung upon every word, cheered on by quoting their favorite phrases, lots of “OMG” and “cheers, Nick!” and “you’re amazing” and praising how smart and witty and funny I am, even if I’m being weird. Speaking of praising my brain, my monotonous nanny began yo ah hahhhjkkmm that’s I hjsi hoop. brain kn her mourth Kauai. Jjaiaiooo ish ha si si Shaka aka aka a h
I’d genuinely love to see a “Real life” vs “Life through the eyes of Nick” filter.

Nick walks through the destroyed half a mil house, trash and dirty clothes strewn everywhere, and it switches to an immaculate mansion where you can practically smell the pine scented polish.

He swings into the living room to say hello to the wife, and it switches from a sleeping benzozombie Kayla in a stained PJ and with the phone clutched in her hand, to a woman roughly resembling Kayla with the body of a 20 year old squeezed into an expensive dress. “Hey honey! Just brought the kids home from violin class! Want to do some naughty stuff later? Found some cute couples!”

Nick greets the kids, who are all in little school uniforms and 6-8 years old. Nicely groomed, they bumrush Nick with a “Yay! Daddy’s home!” Before the idyllic scene dissolves into a closed, dirty door, and an angry young teen from behind yelling: “FUCK OFF DAD! You know I don’t want to be around you when you’re drunk and high!”

Nick sits down before a dirty, whisky and cum stained keyboard and types NERD! And all the farmers recoil as if stabbed, acne pustules on their faces exploding in horror. With an abrupt cut we see a nicely dressed man at work, looking at a discrete KF window on the computer, shaking his head sadly while mumbling “Geez, Nick has really hit rock bottom!”
 
Nick slipped up. He had to drop a lie, and his gin soaked brain reached for the “trad dad” excuse drawer, that used to make sense when he was streaming in the afternoon and doing the whole “yeah, I homeschool muh kids cause I’m so based!”
Shtick.
As far as I remember, the last violin lesson was after 10pm. Funny how the violin lessons seem to be at 10am or 10pm depending on Nick’s excuse of the day. Just one of those late night, children’s violin lessons. Definitely wasn’t driving to the city to buy an ounce of coke, last time the old violin lesson excuse was trotted out. Now the lessons are in the morning, when most kids are studying math or grammar or other general subjects. It could be true, but if history is anything to go by, Nick is lying his ugly, rashy, cellulitis covered ass off. Again.
 
Also, why would wish that kind of hell on Cobes? He doesn't deserve being neighbors with Nick "The Nerd" Rekieta.
The Odd Couple of Nick and Cobes would be incredible. Cobes is a gothic bad boy rockstar, not a nerd like law-boy Nick, so he'd probably look down on him and his nerdish ways. Cobes also has a designated cumming/pissing spot on his carpet, so Nick deserves him as a roommate at this point. They could go on gender relations rants together.
I know a lot of people, both men and women, who married and had kids young that have turned into party animals following a divorce, as though they're trying to make up for not experiencing that during their youth.
This is a bog-standard midlife crisis in my opinion. If you think you're too cool to have a midlife crisis, I think you're at higher risk for one.
 
Yes, Balldo. You're still married.

But are you in the same connection with the other person if you two aren't full of drugs? Clearly not.
No-one who is connected to their spouse and cares about them would have made the "destroyed body" comments Nick made, not privately and certainly not publicly. That was more degrading than anything the internet could ever say about Kayla.

It matters regarding her stance on deleting it. If she doesn´t believe they are fair use, she is open to anyone bullying her on taking them down and probably fucking her channel in the future out of "relevant" content. If all controversial streamers get issues with her clipping it and know she folds without much pressure, they will just make the same threat.
It's one clip. She's secure in respect to previous clips and she's on notice about future clips. There is no guarantee she would win a legal challenge over the clip that's at issue, so her decision makes sense. I know people want her to fight it to spite Nick, but there's a real possibility she could lose and that could lead to other creators deciding to go the legal route, too, knowing that she doesn't have unlimited capacity to fight lawsuits.

Funny how the violin lessons seem to be at 10am or 10pm depending on Nick’s excuse of the day. Just one of those late night, children’s violin lessons. Definitely wasn’t driving to the city to buy an ounce of coke, last time the old violin lesson excuse was trotted out. Now the lessons are in the morning, when most kids are studying math or grammar or other general subjects. It could be true, but if history is anything to go by, Nick is lying his ugly, rashy, cellulitis covered ass off. Again.
I have a family member who worked at a music studio and late night music lessons were standard, especially for working adults and high school/uni students. Morning lessons were the hardest to fill because of people's work and school commitments and the studio gave discounts to people who were flexible about lesson times.

I think Nick is full of shit because it's Nick, but I also think it highlights something else. When money is tight, as Nick has claimed, one of the first things to go is expensive extracurricular activities. Either the grandparents are paying for them or money isn't as tight as Nick would like people to believe.

She knows what she needs to do in order to ensure that her clips are unquestionably fair use, and I'm sure she's aware that any permission previously given by any creator can be revoked and won't apply to future clips. She's taking the path which is best for her.
 
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Nick sits down before a dirty, whisky and cum stained keyboard and types NERD! And all the farmers recoil as if stabbed, acne pustules on their faces exploding in horror. With an abrupt cut we see a nicely dressed man at work, looking at a discrete KF window on the computer, shaking his head sadly while mumbling “Geez, Nick has really hit rock bottom!”
recorded balldo cam footage of nick on an average day of being a good Chrsitian trad dad lawyer
 
“Maybe she doesn’t care if she’s disrespectful.”

Is Nick really trying to create a bitchfight storyline to distract from his disastrous, self-manufactured legal woes?
He might as well have said that he doesn't care if April is disrespectful to Kayla, so I'm guessing yes, although the bitchfight is probably real.
 
It's one clip. She's secure in respect to previous clips and she's on notice about future clips. There is no guarantee she would win a legal challenge over the clip that's at issue, so her decision makes sense
I´m not qualifying her decision in any post, I´m just saying it may open another precedent, like Ralph´s, to anyone bothered by her clipping to shut it down and that could mean any person of interest.
 
This thread moves so fast. Where can I find the copestream?
Himedall posted an archive earlier:
OH NO! A wild link to a 720p archive of Nick's latest stream! I hope he doesn't DMCA me!

https://www.mediafire.com/file/3i3iq73d97omnjt/%282%29_Hello%2C_Frens_-_RekietaLaw_Community_-_720.mp4/file

Qaylas omnibus will be beginning in a few hours. When will the transcript be available?
I read in the lawsuit thread that @Useful_Mistake has paid for them, but does not have a time frame for the it's completion.



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Everybody's heard about the nerd.
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The Odd Couple of Nick and Cobes would be incredible. Cobes is a gothic bad boy rockstar, not a nerd like law-boy Nick, so he'd probably look down on him and his nerdish ways. Cobes also has a designated cumming/pissing spot on his carpet, so Nick deserves him as a roommate at this point. They could go on gender relations rants together.
Nick could take the place of Warlord, he's already gay and if he gets a bit too uppity Cobes can punch him and call him a faggot.
 
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