Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Hassou Tobi]

Some cope from the V card thread

All of that effort and rumination and no one to tell him the only real advice: "Stop trying to trick men and only sleep with ones who know you are trans"? This is just going to keep happening if he doesn't stop and next time the troon may not be so lucky...

 

[SpookyObserver]

Trannies hate the rape by deception point because they think it opens up the path to kill em, but they are the ones who wanna fuck men who will kill them for not being told they are with a troon. Their fantasy is to have sex with people who dont want them (rape) and they will call you a monster for finding it gross.

 

[Bloo]

I bet it's rare, but it does happen that a parent plants the seed of destruction in their impressionable little heads.

Spoiler: PL

I know someone who asked their bi or lesbian 15 year old if they thought that they were trans when she confessed to questioning her sexual orientation. The parent introduced the idea. To their own kid. FFS. The kid said yes and they were off to the races. Together, natch. Her doc visits, hormone getting and tit chop became bonding exercises with the parent overseeing and participating in everything. The parent attended pride events with her and wore trans pins as conversation starters. "My son" this, and "my son" that. A big fan of the WPATH guidelines. Deeply disturbing. I never heard a single word about their spouse's opinion on the matter. They're never mentioned in general, so it's probably a safe bet they weren't on board but didn't make a fuss either. A second marriage and second family making situation too. It's been a few years and the kid is outta college and working and living away from home now. Somewhere around 23 years old. Has a GF. Might be in a poly situation. No mentions of desiring phallo. Or getting a hysterectomy. Or her realizing it was all a terrible mistake that fucked her life up for good. Yet. Talk about waiting for the other shoe to drop. I'm pretty certain it will eventually.

That’s so depressing. I grew up as a Tom Boy in the 90’s, I remember my mother joking that I “should have been a boy” but she didn’t mean it literally at all. It never even occurred to me that I wasn’t actually a girl. I actually remember first learning about “sex change” operations when I was really young, nine or so. Even at the time I wondered “how would that even work?” I had the most basic nine year old biology understanding about sex differences and it still didn’t make sense to me.

 

[monstrous bubo]

A man discovers the HRT is not magic and his ability to lie to himself is not up to scratch. The solution is more self-indulgence, not less.


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Spoiler: poor Emily

How Do You All Cooe When Your Brain Tells You That You Aren't X Enough?​

TRIGGER WARNING

Possible TW - discussions of dysphoria and mental health - I'm having a really rough time at the moment

Hey everyone,

I've had a horrible couple of days of depression and dysphoria.

For me, as a trans feminine person, I can fall into big pits of this. I was hoping starting HRT would put me at ease, but now I have started it feels so hard to stop my brain.

I constantly get horrible thoughts of being too old to present, dress and experience the world how I would like to (I'm not even really that old at 31 - 32 next month - but there's a whole section of life that I want to experience and never will be able to. That though is crushing and all consuming).

I find it very hard to find good things about myself and I feel very bitter towards myself, and also others. I feel filled with all these ugly emotions that I don't want. I just want to feel confident and happy, but I don't understand how to self-soothe to get there.

When I try to do things like shave and self-care, I just take one look at me and think "who am I kidding?" "This doesn't look good." This then sends me into despair, because if it doesn't feel good, it feels like it must be wrong and so I end up completely unable to help myself

Please, does anyone have any advice for how to self soothe dysphoria and try to stop your thoughts from constantly beating you down and criticising you at every turn?
Emily x

 

[klarine]

Some cope from the V card thread

Not a single time did a man ever accuse me of being a male because of my coochie hair, wtf are these coomers on

 

[Evilronald]

Has there been any sighting for heyyyemily_pink or emilyyycute lately? That creature always amused me and was good for some easy laughs.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Not a single time did a man ever accuse me of being a male because of my coochie hair, wtf are these coomers on

I think they're saying "he must have just freaked and kicked you out into the street because he doesn't like pubic hair," and that the OP's surgical site is blameless.

 

[behindyourightnow]

More on GellyNails:

His father transed him at seven. I guess someone didn't want a 'faggot' for a son.

A homophobic dad would be the less disturbing option. Seems to be the only parent in the picture, brainwashed him read him books about it at age 7?

More likely this guy got off on sissifying his own 7-year-old son, and shared updates about it with his buddies so they could get off on the process too (remember the WPATH scandal with the forum full of sissification fetishists?). And then the dad spent years dragging him to a bunch of doctors who went along with the whole thing.

Feet first, all of them. And film it.

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

There are so many laughable, outright sad, micro-conflicts with troons that rival the amount of identities they've made up. Had a good laugh today reading femboys and troons fight because femboys think troons are erasing their existence by considering them trans.

 

[klarine]

I think they're saying "he must have just freaked and kicked you out into the street because he doesn't like pubic hair," and that the OP's surgical site is blameless.

Can you even imagine a man doing that?
"sorry you are pretty and all but I see you havent shaved your pubes so you have to go"

 

[monstrous bubo]

Can you even imagine a man doing that?
"sorry you are pretty and all but I see you havent shaved your pubes so you have to go"

John Ruskin never consummated his marriage because he was so shocked by the sight of his wife’s pubic hair, but he was a 19th century art critic whose experience of naked women had been limited to statues of them.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

Can you even imagine a man doing that?
"sorry you are pretty and all but I see you havent shaved your pubes so you have to go"

I've heard of young (porn sick) men who reported they couldn't get hard b/c pubic hair (!!) but violent reaction, no way.

 

[Pickman's Modeling Agency]

John Ruskin never consummated his marriage because he was so shocked by the sight of his wife’s pubic hair, but he was a 19th century art critic whose experience of naked women had been limited to statues of them.

If you are so put-off by the body of the opposite sex, you deserve to die without reproducing.

 

[FinnSven]

Feet first, all of them. And film it.

And stretch out the executions over days, so they all have to be woken up, taken to the chamber, forced to watch one of their comrades in noncing being minced and then taken back to await their turn.

Also get Fatrick Tomlinson to work as the grinder operator, thanks to his questionable but extensive experience making pepperoni.

Follow with allowing the OnA pests to mess with Fatrick by phoning each night first pretending to be the governor offering a last minute reprieve to the condemned, before calling him a fat faggot with bitch tits.

The nonces last conscious experience will be of witnessing a fat fucker arguing with “Robert Prongay” before being ground out of frustrated rage.

 

[nothing outside the text]

Peak troon logic: advising him to report the guy he attempted to rape by deceit to the police.


Of course, the only sane(-ish) comment got deleted

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

More on GellyNails:

His father transed him at seven. I guess someone didn't want a 'faggot' for a son.

Fuck that is bleak. Ten curses upon that dad who failed every duty as a parent and a father. Poor kid, man. Fucking hell

 

[duckling]

How Do You All Cooe When Your Brain Tells You That You Aren't X Enough?​

I like this one because he misspelled Cooe. He probably intended coPe but I choose to read it as cooM

 

[Anasa Tristis]

John Ruskin never consummated his marriage because he was so shocked by the sight of his wife’s pubic hair, but he was a 19th century art critic whose experience of naked women had been limited to statues of them.

Spoiler: OT

You’re scaring me. I was just thinking about Ruskin earlier today.

 

[klarine]

Peak troon logic: advising him to report the guy he attempted to rape by deceit to the police.

Ask for rape kit because the guy.... refused to have sex with him? Absolute retard logic.

 

[Syikeblade]

Some hsts either being honest or in denial