Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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The kinda jobs Junior has been working recently can't pay much. I mean how much could you make stacking boxes for a nonprofit? Like 20k? LOL. Junior seems like a kid who never got proper guidance from either parent. So far he has tried to become an NFL player (while not even being good enough for D3 college ball) ,a rapper, a knock-off Dude Perfect youtube channel with his buddies and most recently a streamer. All the real jobs he gets he quits shortly after. He has his head in the clouds and probably tells his wife that they will have kids when he hits the big time and starts making the big bucks and she probably believes him.

Junior needs to shape up or this family guy clip will be very relatable a few decades from now

Right but I guess he's apparently not even stacking boxes now? And while he may have been born in CA, he did most of his growing up in TN. Living like white trash isn't going to be a stretch for him, considering he already does anyway.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Post-workout carbs for weightlifting are very much a thing when you're doing a cut, competition prep or changing gears to a higher-volume routine. It's not uncommon for strength athletes to hit a couple of gummy bears or Pixi Stix after a workout, either. Higher glycemic index foods (even small amounts of candy or other sugary snacks) are good for replenishing the glycogen necessary for proper maintenance and growth of skeletal muscle.

Junior isn't anywhere near a strength athlete, so none of this would really be necessary for him.

Yeah but that's always taken post-workout with a protein shake and your BCAA's and stuff as it's said the insulin pushes the sugar to the muscles to replenish the glycogen. You don't do it during your workout like Jr was doing.

And even then it's better you just chow down on a protein bar, some nuts or beef jerky. You know give your body some actual nutrition.

 

[a terminal posture]

Jack "proves" (not really) that Apple Intelligence runs all on remote servers and they are just tricking you into buying a iPhone 16 for it's 'AI chip'. Good job, Jack, the $800 dollars saved will buy you another grill.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

New Jack review

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Jack "proves" (not really) that Apple Intelligence runs all on remote servers and they are just tricking you into buying a iPhone 16 for it's 'AI chip'. Good job, Jack, the $800 dollars saved will buy you another grill.

What a retard. All this shows is he's an idiot.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Jack "proves" (not really) that Apple Intelligence runs all on remote servers and they are just tricking you into buying a iPhone 16 for it's 'AI chip'. Good job, Jack, the $800 dollars saved will buy you another grill.

Jack is unable to grasp artificial intelligence since he has no real intelligence

 

[myhairisonfire]

Jack "proves" (not really) that Apple Intelligence runs all on remote servers and they are just tricking you into buying a iPhone 16 for it's 'AI chip'. Good job, Jack, the $800 dollars saved will buy you another grill.

"What time does Didneylan open?"

This isn't even an AI workload, it's just a voice activated internet search. Where does he expect Siri to get this info? AI generate a fact into existence? He has the audacity to excitedly say "SEE???" like its some real gotcha.

2/10 video, intro music was too quiet.

 

[Tiresome]

New Jack review

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Jack wants everyone to know there are no insidious woke agendas in *checks notes* Venom 3. Also it's Sony, not Marvel, you crippled drooling dipshit.

 

[Aunt Carol]

New Jack review

...no violence?

I only saw the first Venom; clearly this series has gone unexpected places.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

...no violence?

I only saw the first Venom; clearly this series has gone unexpected places.

It reminds me of when he said there was no violence in Shogun, Jack is definitively retarded

 

[Falcon Sebben]

It reminds me of when he said there was no violence in Shogun, Jack is definitively retarded

Maybe he's thinking of blood geysers like they had in Kill Bill and that's an example of violence?

But honestly I think it's just he's too blind to actually see anything and just likes it when the colorful blurs on the screen move about as he eats his bucket of popcorn.

 

[abobe]

An Ozempic regimen could literally prolong his life. But pretending to only eat meat is GUD.

 

[Sneedmiser]

An Ozempic regimen could literally prolong his life. But pretending to only eat meat is GUD.

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So by this logic he ate a bunch of garbage to get fat so he'll... eat a bunch of garbage to lose weight?

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

Jack "proves" (not really) that Apple Intelligence runs all on remote servers and they are just tricking you into buying a iPhone 16 for it's 'AI chip'. Good job, Jack, the $800 dollars saved will buy you another grill.

The kicker: he's still using normal Siri so of course shit's not gonna work without an Internet connection.

 

[Puggers]

What is he even trying to say here? It's hilarious how much this retard shills for Apple even though he bitches about them to no end.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

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What is he even trying to say here? It's hilarious how much this retard shills for Apple even though he bitches about them to no end.

He thinks that if you disagree with him on one of the hard-line absolutist stances he takes on things, it's because you have some vested interest in whatever he's complaining about. Disagree with him on EVs? Obviously you must own an EV! Pointing out how he's fallen for fake news? You must be a Democrat! Think iPhones and Macs are overpriced and overhyped? Clearly only an Android or PC user would say that!

It's part coping mechanism to prevent him from thinking that he might be wrong about something, part Jack being unable to grasp that people can make judgments on things without having some attachment to the thing in question.

 

[Super Hans v2]

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What is he even trying to say here? It's hilarious how much this retard shills for Apple even though he bitches about them to no end.

I think he's finally coming out as a Dem. He has a MACKBOOK, iPhone, EV scooty puff, and talks like a fag, so what else could it be?

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

I think he's finally coming out as a Dem. He has a MACKBOOK, iPhone, EV scooty puff, and talks like a fag, so what else could it be?

Well, he did recently express skepticism of Reaganomics, advocated for a progressive tax on food, and called for the abolishment of the Electoral College...

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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What is he even trying to say here? It's hilarious how much this retard shills for Apple even though he bitches about them to no end.

The fuck is he on? Does he think that things like PCs and androids are only for Democrats or something?

Meanwhile EVERY single artist and person I know that just wants their computer to work is a Machead. They're also Democrats.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

...no violence?

I only saw the first Venom; clearly this series has gone unexpected places.

There was a tiny bit of violence in the film. Some blood. But to be honest, it is not as much as you think. Realistically with a couple of edits that could have gotten a PG rating. It is that thin of line, they just got over the PG-13 hump.

The film actually came off as having more of a campy tone compared to the first two. More attempts at lighthearted, MCU-esque humor.

The fuck is he on? Does he think that things like PCs and androids are only for Democrats or something?

Meanwhile EVERY single artist and person I know that just wants their computer to work is a Machead. They're also Democrats.

Part of me feels he is trying to say that given the electric vehicle and political remark. Politics carries with it brand favoritism in his mind. Part of me also thinks it isn't solely a political statement, more that he is trying to make a broader boast that he has this great ability to read people and be able to determine so many things by analyzing how they speak along with what they say.

What I am more amazed at in that post is that he is so stroked out he used the word "and" twice when listing things rather than just use another comma after listing off "a pc" in that post.