🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[lester]

Ralph was funnier when he was fat.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ralph was funnier when he was fat.

>was

 

[Braphamut]

Broken hip out of nowhere for a man not even in his 40s yet. Now a thumb that doesn't work.

Ralph should go get screened for fake cancer.

 

[Festivus]

Broken hip out of nowhere for a man not even in his 40s yet. Now a thumb that doesn't work.

Ralph should go get screened for fake cancer.

Ralph should never get screened for anything because the Ralphamale is in perfect health. Ralph doesn't fold to bullshit, he don't need no doctors.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Idk fam, maybe he heard about all the sweet drugs his daddy Jim gets these days and wants a speed run to palliative care.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Luckily for him, the compressive form of radial neuropathy almost always fully heals with supportive treatment and time (generally only the humeral fracture form is permanent) so he'll be back to sniffing awful things again in only a few months.

So there's still a chance Ralph's boxing career won't be aborted! But also, what a fat, drunk retard. Pretty soon, Ralph won't even be able to visit Xander, since he'll only be able to move around like a Hutt!

 

[Jewish Sex Criminal]

I don't think Ralph really thought through how difficult it would be for him to move south while keeping his precious truck

I think it would be cool if Ralph just rolled around like the blob monster at the end of Inside. He would save a lot of money on gas and he'd also get some exercise.

 

[Rage Pig]

Poor piggy, no dinner with Daddy Diddler while in California, he may appear on election night for a few minutes if his asshole doesn't explode from getting pegged while dressed as a cow. At least he can post a nice picture of his "brother", like a 14 year old girl would post a picture of her favorite boy band member.

 

[bile demon]

Very thoughtful of Gunt to give us an update on the latest development in Dick's losing battle against the Norwood reaper.

 

[Die For Me!]

It's not that bad, i mean sure, almost every other person on the planet can go at least two trips in a row without getting severely injured, but i can make a fist! A lot more than what that broke dick dox moon can do if you want to know the truth about it!:

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Ralph trying to get into Negro drama circles; YWNBAN Ralph! stop trying:

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Ralph shamelessly bumming toys from other dead beats with limited time with their children as well:

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[BlueArmedDevil]

Good to see Ralph is teaching his son the proud family tradition of playing with other peoples toys.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

I love that Ralph had to point out that it was a Lambo Power Wheels in true nigger fashion.

Also little boys like toys! Film at 11! Dad of the century here!

 

[Rage Pig]

Ralph shamelessly bumming toys from other dead beats with limited time with their children as well:

Amazing how he just tweets out what a deadbeat bum father he is. Borrowing toys because he won't bring one to his son himself, what a fucking piece of shit. I'm sure his son liked the other guy more than the stinky hobo who came empty handed again.
"...my son, Alexander..." do you have other sons we don't know about or why do you have to mention his name you retarded pig?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

If Ralph really wanted to make his kid laugh he would’ve clinked beer bottles together or shake a pill bottle for him instead of borrow toys like a loser.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Lol Ralph such a broke loser he has to beg other dads to let his kid play with their toys.

He's already letting another man raise the kid so why not just crowdsource the whole thing.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Lol Ralph such a broke loser he has to beg other dads to let his kid play with their toys.

He's already letting another man raise the kid so why not just crowdsource the whole thing.

He could have pulled a Patrick Tomlinson, but he got trolled into this.

 

[Die For Me!]

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yew tell 'em daddeh! No won's as funneh as yew daddeh! Kamala could nevah traffic hewmans around like yew dew daddeh!

 

[HackerX]

Lol Ralph such a broke loser he has to beg other dads to let his kid play with their toys.

He's already letting another man raise the kid so why not just crowdsource the whole thing.

I can only imagine the amount of pity the other guy had. He's just standing there, playing around with his son while he notices a young child and his short, pig lesbian looking father watching his own son have an absolute blast. I can guarantee it was the other dude who brought up the idea for allowing Xander to take a spin. Obviously, a normal human male would feel immense shame, but this is Ralph. He was so giddy over another man parenting his son that he needed to xeet about it.

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yew tell 'em daddeh! No won's as funneh as yew daddeh! Kamala could nevah traffic hewmans around like yew dew daddeh!

Has Juju interacted with Ralph at all lately? Idk why he hasn't told Ralph to go away instead of continuing the charade by ignoring him. How many times can Ralph go through LA, without a response from Juju, before he takes the hint.

 

[Die For Me!]

"...my son, Alexander..."

This is cope because deep down Ralph knows it's not his child. How do I know, you may ask? It's simple: Ralph has admitted that the person who took the DNA test was a woman ("truss no bitch"). Therefore, the likelihood of The Vickers Crime Family Syndicate colluding with Kommunist Kamalas Kalifornia Geneticists to work Ralph into a shoot is a whopping 100% chance of happening vs. the supposed 99.8% postive result Ralph was spoonfed like the stupid fat gay baby he is! (what a mark! ). Did I forget to mention that Xandah denied the name his supposed daddy gave him? Precocious indeed!

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

He's just standing there, playing around with his son while he notices a young child and his short, pig lesbian looking father watching his own son have an absolute blast. I can guarantee it was the other dude who brought up the idea for allowing Xander to take a spin. Obviously, a normal human male would feel immense shame, but this is Ralph. He was so giddy over another man parenting his son that he needed to xeet about it.

Nah, I’d bet Ralph asked him. Remember Ralph did go to that autistic Pajeets parent’s Disney drywall castle in Texas and proceed to take photos of himself with the dad’s car in the garage. Ralph would definitely ask another man if his kid could play with their toys.

Ralph probably went a smoked and stared at his phone while the other dad watched Xander play with his son’s toy.