Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

[Silly Milly]

Vicky is one of the few cows I’d accept tophats for saying she should unironically kill herself, or get Jacquie’d. An absolute leech and drain on society. Literally nothing of value would be lost.

Won’t ever happen, far too narcissistic and isn’t in any real pain except for imagined or self-induced. I do expect at one point for her to suicide bait on Twitter enough for a wellness check or to do a totally for real not for attention overdose via taking twice the recommend amount of advil or something.

 

[Fapcop]

Won’t ever happen, far too narcissistic and isn’t in any real pain except for imagined or self-induced. I do expect at one point for her to suicide bait on Twitter enough for a wellness check or to do a totally for real not for attention overdose via taking twice the recommend amount of advil or something.

Let’s not totally lose hope here.

I can’t fix her, but maybe corrective rape and a high intensity LSD trip could fix Victoria.

 

[and I must scream]

Vicky is one of the few cows I’d accept tophats for saying she should unironically kill herself, or get Jacquie’d. An absolute leech and drain on society. Literally nothing of value would be lost.

Maybe one of the radical Islamists she loves so much could strap an explosive device to her wheelchair and finish her off. Wouldn't that be a a poetic irony.

 

[A cryptographic challenge]

Bonus: if she dies (or fakes her death), her weird orbiters can then grift thousands of dollars for various things like needing ~funds~ for an e-funeral, thousands upon thousands of dollars to travel to a NYC-based funeral, condolence doordash.......the possibilities are endless.

 

[Captain Confabulator]

I fed this woman's twitter handle through an AI summarizer, and the "Roast" part made me cackle:

The Roast of Ana Victoria

Congratulations on turning your entire personality into a walking WebMD page. Your Twitter feed reads like a pharmaceutical company's wet dream - a veritable smorgasbord of ailments and identities. You've managed to collect more labels than a supermarket clearance aisle. But hey, at least you've found your niche - professional victim and full-time keyboard warrior. Your tweets are a masterclass in how to alienate both sides of any argument while contributing absolutely nothing of value. Keep fighting the good fight against the evil prednisone empire - I'm sure Big Pharma is quaking in their boots at your furious retweeting. Maybe if you spent less time curating your oppression Olympics résumé and more time on personal growth, you'd have something interesting to say beyond regurgitating other people's hot takes.

link / archive

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

I fed this woman's twitter handle through an AI summarizer, and the "Roast" part made me cackle:

The Roast of Ana Victoria

Congratulations on turning your entire personality into a walking WebMD page. Your Twitter feed reads like a pharmaceutical company's wet dream - a veritable smorgasbord of ailments and identities. You've managed to collect more labels than a supermarket clearance aisle. But hey, at least you've found your niche - professional victim and full-time keyboard warrior. Your tweets are a masterclass in how to alienate both sides of any argument while contributing absolutely nothing of value. Keep fighting the good fight against the evil prednisone empire - I'm sure Big Pharma is quaking in their boots at your furious retweeting. Maybe if you spent less time curating your oppression Olympics résumé and more time on personal growth, you'd have something interesting to say beyond regurgitating other people's hot takes.

link / archive

Well, shit, AI is going to take the job of perfectly good OP writers on Kiwi Farms if it keeps going like that.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Well, shit, AI is going to take the job of perfectly good OP writers on Kiwi Farms if it keeps going like that.

It’s so over Kiwi bros

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

Vicky is one of the few cows I’d accept tophats for saying she should unironically kill herself, or get Jacquie’d. An absolute leech and drain on society. Literally nothing of value would be lost.

I don't know, she kind of improves my life. She's spent her entire life having all her whims catered to, and she's absolutely miserable, it's hilarious. I could be sleeping in a cardboard box under a bridge and still be able to laugh at her for being a loser.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Things Vickie thinks are cute that most 8 year olds have grown out of:



Victoria's absolute lack of gratitude isn't her fault, but (who else's?) her parents'.

 

[CyberInu]

Victoria's absolute lack of gratitude isn't her fault, but (who else's?) her parents'.

Isn't her dad white AF?

 

[Sir Chubbis the Turd]

Isn't her dad white AF?

Yes, they’re from Belgium.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Isn't her dad white AF?

She is 100% white. Her dad is German and her mother has blonde hair and is of (IIRC) Italian descent, although her maternal relatives live in Uruguay. She was born in Belgium and raised speaking German (and Flemish I think). All her shit about being Jewish and/or descended from a special Uruguayan indigenous tribe is invented. White girls in these online spaces lie about their backgrounds all the time to try to escape the widespread racial hostility towards white people.

And apparently she thinks "immigrant" is a single cultural category and every single immigrant group follows the same "rules" when it comes to family interaction. Either that or she is just being deliberately vague and saying "immigrant" rather than "German/Belgian immigrant" in the hope that she, again, comes off as less white.

 

[klarine]

She is 100% white. Her dad is German and her mother has blonde hair and is of (IIRC) Italian descent, although her maternal relatives live in Uruguay. She was born in Belgium and raised speaking German (and Flemish I think). All her shit about being Jewish and/or descended from a special Uruguayan indigenous tribe is invented. White girls in these online spaces lie about their backgrounds all the time to try to escape the widespread racial hostility towards white people.

And apparently she thinks "immigrant" is a single cultural category and every single immigrant group follows the same "rules" when it comes to family interaction. Either that or she is just being deliberately vague and saying "immigrant" rather than "German/Belgian immigrant" in the hope that she, again, comes off as less white.

A lot of german nazis and italian fascists ran away to south america during and after WW2, I highly doubt her italian grandmother was a jewish based on this.

 

[behindyourightnow]

A lot of german nazis and italian fascists ran away to south america during and after WW2, I highly doubt her italian grandmother was a jewish based on this.

I wrote about it earlier in the thread. Victoria's story is that her maternal great-grandmother was Jewish but hid her Jewish identity after "escaping" to Uruguay at some unspecified period around WWII, pretending to be Catholic her whole life after that. Which makes zero sense because Uruguay has had a thriving Jewish community (centered in the same city her maternal family is from!) for over a century, and there is zero reason she would have had to suddenly pretend to be Catholic there out of fear of her own safety.

Victoria made it up, and picked her maternal great-grandmother specifically for the lie, because based on her (incorrect) interpretation of Jewish matrilineality rules, it means she doesn't need to convert. Her story allows her to claim to be Jewish and constantly lecture others about antisemitism and being an anti-Zionist Jew, without ever doing a single thing that might require effort (like converting).

 

[klarine]

there is zero reason she would have had to suddenly pretend to be Catholic there out of fear of her own safety.

Not only that, she doesn't even have a family name to claim from her grandmother.
There are very specific jewish family names from runaways in south america.

If she had a jewish family name she would parade it around like a trophy, but of course she doesn't. Chances are, her paternal grandparents were random germans during ww2 (and it would be extra funny if they were nazis or leaning to nazi ideas).

And, if her maternal grandmother ran away from Italy after they lost the war, she could have been related to the fascist party there There were runaway lines for nazis and fascists that took them to south america countries and Uruguay is one of them.

Edit: Her Italian family name seem to be Montuori if anyone has means of finding what the fuck they were doing in Uruguay before coming to the USA. My spanish is too limited to search this reliably.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

“How dare you suggest that I, a wheelchair user, work, bigot?”

Yes, I do think you like sharing intimate details of your life to get money. Thank you for expressing it so poignantly for me, Vicky!

ETA: she writes about “liking” guys like she’s 11 years old. I’m still leaning towards virgin, y’all.

 

[medicaidmunch]

The worst part of her e-grifting is she comes from real money. Her father is most likely a millionaire several times over, so for her to be e-begging when she comes from affluence is especially enraging.

Not to mention the fact that when she does beg online it isn’t for cheap alternatives that can get her by in life. No. She needs the expensive, top of the line stuff. You know. The stuff she is accustom to being from an affluent, elitist family.

The chutzpah of this broad is something else.

The thing that really gets me about these e-begging circle jerks is that people really just donate to them and some get thousands every month by saying they are trans, disabled, etc. Like how are those the qualifiers for people to just give you money? One I vividly remember is a guy who lives in a motel that is $200+ a day because he needs one with a kitchen and can’t go to a shelter or have roommates because of covid.

Pretending to be a poor disabled kid and taking money from people when your parents are rich is really scummy. And what pisses me off the most is she brags about how much money they have. “Oh they paid 50k a month for the medical facility!” They paid for a stairlift and wheelchair van. I’m sure they paid for her power chair OOP too. They paid her rent in NYC. Yet she has the balls to say they are abusive.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Victoria needs to step it up and get SSI. Scam the government instead of the people.

 

[Breadbear]

Victoria needs to step it up and get SSI. Scam the government instead of the people.

But for that, something has to be actually wrong with her. Beyond her personality.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

"I'd give anything to be able to support myself!"

This reminds me of when little kids tell you they'd do anything to get some cool toy they want, and you tell them "cool, clean your room and keep it clean for two weeks and it's yours," and they stop halfway through getting it done to play with some shitty toy they've had for years and forget about the whole thing.

Spoiler

My best friend freshman year of high school was a full-time wheelchair user (she didn't have the luxury of a fancy powerchair like Vickie here, though). She could take 1-4 steps with a cane on a good day and considered it fortunate she could self-transfer to a bed or toilet. Her whole house had to be handicap accessible, and that was tough because her single mom was a CNA. They had no money. They had nothing.

They put my friend in vocational/technical education because that's where they put all the speds, even though she had nothing wrong with her thinking mind, just her ability to control her body with her brain. She was incredibly smart (I've since learned that people with her condition are, surprisingly, typically significantly above average in intelligence). In spite of being voc/tech tracked, she went to college after high school and eventually got a Ph.D., became a very well-reviewed professor at a liberal arts college.

Her life is still much more difficult than a typical tenured professor. She still has accessibility issues sometimes, especially when it comes to attending conferences or navigating the older buildings of the college that were constructed far before the ADA. But she's never gone around collecting disability, or talking on social media about how horrible and unfair life is to her.

When my friend does post on social media, it's about stuff she enjoys, her research areas, her students...normal professor stuff. Because first and foremost, she's a professor. Victoria has decided that first and foremost, she's disabled. It makes me genuinely MATI to see someone spreading deliberate misinformation about disability and employment like this. Victoria and her ilk tend to rack up followers, many of whom are naive young disabled kids who don't realize that the munchie "woe is me" stuff is self-imposed and fake. People like Victoria are literally telling them that it's not worth trying because you'll never succeed.