Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sharpeteer]

NICK EATING A BULLET TONIGHT AND IT'S NOT GOING TO BE A COCAINE ONE, LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO.

Don't tease me like that.

 

[HackerX]

Well, I think he recently discovered the pitfall with always being vague and "you don't have all the details". Once he was confronted with additional information, he had to scramble and come up with new details fast. It's either:

Option A: He went to Hedonism II to discuss anime with black bulls while also giving $1000 to a random Jamaican woman because she got pregnant.

Option B: He's a degenerate cuckold who gets pleasure from watching multiple, black dongs slam into his wife without protection.

Now that he's admitted going to Hedonism II, which option is it Kiwibros and Kiwisistahs?

 

[Fapcop]

Almost never see" is an acknowledgement that he does still see April

I like to think of it as a very clever way of saying that he closes his eyes and thinks of Aaron when she sucks his dick.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Well shit guys. I guess we should pour one out for Nick's unborn Jamaican mulatto child he paid $1,000 buckerinos to murder like the Christian trad dad he is. Wew lad.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Why did they have contact details for the male dancers and not the pregnant female dancer? Hmmm

Also, he says he bonded with the male strippers over “anime” and “cooking.” Then why the hell is Kayla following them on Instagram too?



Did she bond with them over pawverbs? Multi-level marketing, perhaps?

 

[Strix454]

Nick raw-dogged a hooker in Jamaica and had to pay for her abortion????

Or he got conned out of $1000 by her pimp. I mean if you are "giving" her money through a male dancer, its almost certainly a con game of one sort or another. This IS Jamaica and this IS a sleazy way past its prime swinger resort.

 

[Vibralldo]

I can’t tell, is he saying he paid for this exotic dancer’s baby appointments because she was getting fired, or did Nick “Trad Dad” Rekieta pay for her abortion so she WOULDN’T get fired? Am I going crazy?

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Nick fucked a female dancer, got her pregnant, and had to pay for her abortion

That's what it is 100%

 

[ElHijodeDeficienciaCogni]

Wait I thought there already was a Hedonism II? Is this Hedonism II-2? You know, like Final Fantasy X-2?

 

[Train Operator]

Nick raw-dogged a hooker in Jamaica and had to pay for her abortion????



Seriously WTF man?

was hedonism 2 before or after nicks "worst day ever"? could him learning he impregnated a hooker and deciding to have her abort his child have been the reason?

 

[For The Lulz]

Well shit guys. I guess we should pour one out for Nick's unborn Jamaican mulatto child he paid $1,000 buckerinos to murder like the Christian trad dad he is. Wew lad.

His metamorphosis into Ethan Ralph is almost complete, i hate this timeline

 

[AnOminous]

Remember that this faggot piece of shit will claim clipping isn't fair use but as soon as his flaggot threats force people to quote shorter things, he'll start faggily, nasally screeching about "out of context."

Nick casually admitting to paying $1,000 to "discreetly" cover medical expenses for a Jamaican dancer's verboten pregnancy just because he and his wife "liked" her?

So he paid for an abortion, possibly one he was responsible for.

 

[Martin Cooter King Jr]

It looks like Nick has a thing for making women look dumb if they don't go his way or defend him. NERD.

 

[GaryGray]

Well, I think he recently discovered the pitfall with always being vague and "you don't have all the details". Once he was confronted with additional information, he had to scramble and come up with new details fast. It's either:

Option A: He went to Hedonism II to discuss anime with black bulls while also giving $1000 to a random Jamaican woman because she got pregnant.

Option B: He's a degenerate cuckold who gets pleasure from watching multiple, black dongs slam into his wife without protection.

Now that he's admitted going to Hedonism II, which option is it Kiwibros and Kiwisistahs?

Option C: He paid black men to bang a random woman so he could get turned on enough to fuck Kayla. Basically live pornography. When he found out they knocked up the woman he paid $1k for her to abort it.

 

[ElHijodeDeficienciaCogni]

His metamorphosis into Ethan Ralph is almost complete, i hate this timeline

Anime: Not Even Once

 

[None More Black]

go to a swinger event in jamaica, only sleep with your wife, pay for some random chick's abortion? okay, well, at least i know you never lie about anything. good job, nick.

 

[keke]

It looks like Nick has a thing for making women look dumb if they don't go his way or defend him. NERD.View attachment 6573166

What chat is this from? Sean’s right now?

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

It looks like Nick has a thing for making women look dumb if they don't go his way or defend him. NERD.View attachment 6573166

if that is the real Faran holy shit, she needs to hop on a stream and tell her story

 

[HackerX]

Nick fucked a female dancer, got her pregnant, and had to pay for her abortion

That's what it is 100%

As much as the theory makes me giggle, I don't think he was there long enough to impregnate anyone. PLUS, his wiener don't work right.

 

[Sam Losco]

Nick fucked a female dancer, got her pregnant, and had to pay for her abortion

That's what it is 100%

Or it's just a scam the Jamaicans run on the dumb crackers.

 

[TurdThrower]

Rekieta knew the shit would get leaked so I don't buy the whole didn't fuck anyone at hedo nonsense.