Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Aunt Carol]

I changed my kokoro wish for Cherie.

The low effort version is still that she gets a Wogglebug Vtuber rig set up.

High effort: after her parents pass and with a potential small inheritance, Cherie goes old-school autist. She buys a cheap plot of land and starts building outsider art concrete statues to illustrate scenes from her Wogglebug epics, same as the late Hobbiton, USA or the active Enchanted Forest, Oregon.

(respectively)

What's the difference between Cherie and a 1970s LOTR-enjoyer? Going outside Cherie obviously doesn't care enough about the Wogglebug to do the necessary work for manifesting him on the physical plane.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

$1500 isn't unreasonable for a script doctor, or even a round of notes from someone REALLY good. But I wouldn't expect someone who can charge that much to be using Upwork. I mean, anything's possible, and times have been rough, so there's a non-zero chance it's real.

Fixing her scripts and making them cohesive stories wouldn't be difficult. Even I can figure out what she meant, where she failed and how to make it work.
The scam starts where this Maggie person claims to have connections in Disney and Pixtar and to be in some Oscar committee. If she lies to get the job and promises things she's not even trying to deliver, she's a scammer.

 

[a hapless toad]

High effort: after her parents pass and with a potential small inheritance

Her father is already dead and the only asset he left was the run down no tell motel they had to sell after he died. Whatever little they got from the sale is long gone and I'm pretty sure her mom has next to nothing.

Which makes Cherie's financial fuckups even more absurd...

 

[Picklechu]

Yeah, there's nothing for Cherie once Wogglemom is gone, and even if there was, she'd get scammed out of it almost immediately.

Mommy's plan for Cherie is apparently to have one of her little cousins take care of her, but I can easily see someone not wanting to have to wrangle someone as hopelessly, terminally retarded as Cherie, so my bet is on a group home of some kind. I know I certainly wouldn't want her in my attic or basement or whatever.

 

[Axiom.]

I know I certainly wouldn't want her in my attic or basement or whatever

I bet she wouldn't be that bad, it's just getting scammed by Discord trolls would get insanely tiring after all, RIP to the Wobblebug franchise, the yellow brick road is the trail of tears now.

 

[LowlyPheasent]

Mommy's plan for Cherie is apparently to have one of her little cousins take care of her, but I can easily see someone not wanting to have to wrangle someone as hopelessly, terminally retarded as Cherie, so my bet is on a group home of some kind. I know I certainly wouldn't want her in my attic or basement or whatever.

If all she does is hide in her room, I doubt she'd be much more a burden save for being an extra mouth to feed. It's also a lot easier for a relative than a direct parent to not fund her "projects". Hopefully she won't go to a home, they aren't great places to put people and Wogglebuglover doesn't seem like someone to have outbursts or severe issues that'd make it warranted or worthwhile. It'd probably cost more to put her in a home than have a retarded woggleneet in the attic.

 

[brooky]

Cherie thinks that because she vowed to never return to this thread, that somehow means I have to keep her response to me private. I never made a vow and I never put a gun to her head to force her out of the thread.

She goes on at length to reassure me that she won't change the bug's name and that yes, she does think she somehow owns a public domain character that she legally cannot own. As if I was somehow worried about any of this.

She probably also says he's not gay but there was a whole long third paragraph I didn't read.

Finally she says Maggie Lane is out of the picture, but don't worry, another movie person is going to help her make her dreams come true.

I'm sure we're all waiting eagerly to be proven wrong.

Cherie if you wanna respond to public comments in this forum, do it publicly. You didn't tell me anything that wasn't already known to the entire internet anyway.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

She goes on at length to reassure me that she won't change the bug's name and that yes, she does think she somehow owns a public domain character that she legally cannot own. As if I was somehow worried about any of this.

I am SO tempted to continue working on my own Wogglebug project just to prove her wrong.

 

[brooky]

I am SO tempted to continue working on my own Wogglebug project just to prove her wrong.

You won't, though. You could make the biggest master Wogglepiece in the world, have Disney buy it for millions, and have every school child in America wearing Illuminati's Wogglemerch, and she'd still think hers is the "real" one.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

You won't, though. You could make the biggest master Wogglepiece in the world, have Disney buy it for millions, and have every school child in America wearing Illuminati's Wogglemerch, and she'd still think hers is the "real" one.

But if I sold a single copy for one dollar I would be more financially successful than her Wogglebug franchise.

 

[Pedophobe]

Mr Wogglebug is a public domain character. Even if a coke-fuelled rampage somehow lead to Hollywood making a Wogglebug project they have no reason to involve Cynthia.

Going to have to reply to my own post like a stalker child nerd because none of you were autistic enough to ackshully me but...

ACKSHULLY @WogglebugLover if Hollywood does decide to make The Wogglebug Movie without your involvement and their version happens to include any of your original elements such as Genoma, Sylvie, Beetle Princess, pirate quests, mocking kiwi trees, underage up skirt shots, an uncontrollable lust for frogussy or the ability to grow 50' tall while breathing fire then you do in fact have a legitimate claim to rights to the property and you should work with the best Nigerian lawyer you can find on fiverr to get some of that sweet sweet Dreamworks money.

Just don't settle for a "percentage of the profits", that's a bigger scam than astrology.

 

[Aunt Carol]

So is she going to go see Wicked?

 

[AnOminous]

kiwi trees

Ackshyually kiwis grow on vines. The vines can grow on trees, I suppose.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Ackshyually kiwis grow on vines. The vines can grow on trees, I suppose.

It's a reference to the first "movie" where one of the obstacles Wogglebug must overcome is an orchard of impolite trees who criticize him until he cries. Reasonable and well-argued criticism provided by the trees is based on our posts in this thread.


Look how buck-broken this little faggot is:

 

[AnOminous]

Look how buck-broken this little faggot is:

"Meme them until they cry, then make memes about them crying." Sun-Tzu

 

[TORtlEMUStRaNSUS]

Yes I did buy woggle dvds. My kids will grow up with wogglebug exclusively. They will be very well adjusted and not traumatized by a gay beetle.

 

[Picklechu]

Of course Cherie still obsessively monitors her thread. We're the only source of excitement in her life, and the only people talking about her and her autistic artistic output other than people trying to scam or troll her, or people who saw a terrible ad or YouTube video and felt sorry for the obviously severely retarded woman.

 

[Pedophobe]

So is she going to go see Wicked?

Don't be silly. Our crusty heroine despises Oz and everything it stands for.

 

[Trombonista]

the ability to grow 50' tall while breathing fire

Actually, I would get to sue for that one.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Actually, I would get to sue for that one.

You mean I can't use it in my visual novel?