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  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.2%

  • lol no

    Votes: 335 92.8%
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Die For Me! said:
:diddler: It's not that bad, i mean sure, almost every other person on the planet can go at least two trips in a row without getting severely injured, but i can make a fist! A lot more than what that broke dick dox moon can do if you want to know the truth about it!:
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Ralph trying to get into Negro drama circles; YWNBAN Ralph! stop trying:
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Ralph shamelessly bumming toys from other dead beats with limited time with their children as well:
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Is it really a freak injury though if you black out in a Mexican airport? I like to picture him trying to hammer these out with his gimpy Jack Scalfani stroke arm.
 
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Die For Me! said:
:diddler: It's not that bad, i mean sure, almost every other person on the planet can go at least two trips in a row without getting severely injured, but i can make a fist! A lot more than what that broke dick dox moon can do if you want to know the truth about it!:
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Ralph trying to get into Negro drama circles; YWNBAN Ralph! stop trying:
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I've noticed every freak accident of the recent year involves either mentioning or spending time with Daddy Dick, a man who roleplays as Juju, a catamite cow. Dax is a bigger threat to the Ralphamale's health than rampant alcoholism at this point. They definitely should spend more time together.
 
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RuPaul’s Drag Racist said:
Is it really a freak injury though if you black out in a Mexican airport? I like to picture him trying to hammer these out with his gimpy Jack Scalfani stroke arm.
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Imagine being so cash strapped you have to plan sleeping on the floor in Mexican airports as part of your semi-regular supervised child visits.

Avoiding uncomfortable airport waits was one of the very first things I stopped doing once I started earning a respectable income.

If we give Ralph the benefit of the doubt and accept his income is as presented - where the fuck is his money going?
 
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Ralph is seeing a doctor for a cast, currently in Guadalajara:
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Ralph pretending his left hoof still works:
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Die For Me! said:
Ralph is seeing a doctor for a cast, currently in Guadalajara:
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Why is he stranded in Guadaljara? Did he ride on a bus from Tijuana through Sinaloa? It doesn't make any sense when you look it up on a map, it's west of Mexico City. No signs of life since these tweets, there's hope they amputated his arm and he sleeps it off in bathtub filled with ice.
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This is a bit late but here goes.

:felted:: (((Chomo Casino))) election special - Dox Moon, Judas McKneel and GAYbe (((Hoffman)))

:diddler:: The Award Winning All Time Living Legend Keelstreem Election Special - Astute politcal commentator Dax Herrera and Milo "Ex-Gay" Yiannopoulos.

T/A

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Rage Pig said:
Why is he stranded in Guadaljara? Did he ride on a bus from Tijuana through Sinaloa? It doesn't make any sense when you look it up on a map, it's west of Mexico City. No signs of life since these tweets, there's hope they amputated his arm and he sleeps it off in bathtub filled with ice.
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He probably tried to find the cheapest tickets available. I’m guessing he was routed through GDL and has almost a day’s worth of layovers to save 89 dollars. Can’t afford toys for his only son, so it tracks.

Do you think Ralph will leave his children anything as good as Ronnie’s shack?
 
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Julius Caesar The 187th said:
This is a bit late but here goes.

:felted:: (((Chomo Casino))) election special - Dox Moon, Judas McKneel and GAYbe (((Hoffman)))

:diddler:: The Award Winning All Time Living Legend Keelstreem Election Special - Astute politcal commentator Dax Herrera and Milo "Ex-Gay" Yiannopoulos.

T/A

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Election Day Milo? I know Milo is down bad but thought he could do better than Ralph lmao. Guess he will only be on for 30 mins or complete no show
 
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Trigger Me Timbers said:
Election Day Milo? I know Milo is down bad but thought he could do better than Ralph lmao. Guess he will only be on for 30 mins or complete no show
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Milo is good for Ralph when he needs a nice quick Ralphasnooze. Milo will talk about whatever the fuck Milo talks about these days and Ralph can recover his energy. Only an internet legend can plan these things.
 
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