Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Oxyjen]

It wasn't a new account, it was her old Twitter, and you cannot be "lost in the woods" with a GPS enabled mobile phone that has an in-built mapping software.

Please stop being retarded.

Why did I get severe Deja-vu reading this post?

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

It wasn't a new account, it was her old Twitter, and you cannot be "lost in the woods" with a GPS enabled mobile phone that has an in-built mapping software.

Please stop being retarded.

Please note that the post you're replying to is speculation that Nick may have murdered April like the French Canadian faggot who set his retard wife "free" in the middle of the woods.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

It’s interesting that for all the big show Nick makes of hating fat women, his favorite anime has a chubster on the cover and he takes his holidays at resorts that are magnets for the obese. He was also trying to mack on Faran, who is no Twiggy.

It all makes me wonder how much of the “Ew, fatties!” shtick is to impress Dax Herrera and throw others off the scent of Nick’s fat fetish.

Now that you mention it, if you're in the nude resort you're probably going to see fat people everywhere. Also naked dudes, but I'm sure nick likes that.

 

[WEEKEND]

It's not a hot take at this point to say that the "nerd" shit Nick is obsessed about is just pure projection but it's worth to point out why.

If you where to ask the average Joe if they've ever tried drugs or had a one nighter or whatever you'd probably get an affirmative. Whether it's right or wrong, the stories you'll get all sound the same. You know the story, you first try some tabs at a concert or fuck a bitch in the the toilets of a club. Maybe that's too trashy and your story is different but the point is that you've had some experience with this shit on average. Nick never done any of this. Nick was too self conscious as a young man, the only reason Nick didn't end up an incel is because he pretended to be Kayla's gay bestfriend and wormed his way into her panties.

This is the really funny part, Nick thinks our past is like his. He thinks non of us have ever done drugs or drank or have notches of our bed posts. Nick, I remember being 18. I remember when I first found out I could order a drink from the bar or buy some tins. I remember thinking purely with my dick. I remember being at a house party and being offered a line. I'm not some "cool" dude, I'm a Trekkie, I used to watch anime and played a shit load of games. I'm by all accounts a gay loser but fuck me bro I got this out of my system by my early 20's.

Look bro I get it, you feel like you missed out on all the fun everyone else had in their youth but you can't catch up on it now in your 40s. You look like a massive fucking retard. You never learned any of the important lessons and have zero instincts. You want to know why I don't drink all the time? Because who the fuck wants to deal with a hangover when you've got work in the morning. You learn this shit before 25.

 

[Haramburger]

I am out of bleach so count me out.

Ana Kasparian's Racketwatch account. You're enjoying good content tonight, nicksister!

Holy shit it dawned on me that Nick not only paid for a prostitute's abortion, the kid wasn't even his.

WHAT A CUCK​

Possibly the goryest version of "paying it forward" with superchats and other people's content I've ever heard of.

"Nick for $1000 says: it ain't mine but this one's on me baybee, xoxo"

 

[Joe Swanson]

The Nick Reketia story will make a pretty good Netflix documentary in 5-10 year. I hope whoever makes it keeps the politisperging to a minimum though

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Has anyone spotted April in the wild recently? Last I heard she was "lost in the woods" and tweeting from an alleged new account that sounds exactly like Nick.

She's got her omnibussy today in like 20 minutes.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Holy shit it dawned on me that Nick not only paid for a prostitute's abortion, the kid wasn't even his.

WHAT A CUCK​

The Aborticuck.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

She's got her omnibussy today in like 20 minutes.

5 minutes actually. I'm retarded. 2:30 Central Time

Stream snipe happening here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5-5LFnb1Ro

 

[Melty Butter]

Nick's meandering six-hour first stream following Hedonism II:

Worth revisiting in the context of... everything. He was cheerful, he drank very little and a recurring theme was "vices" and how we cannot live in our vices or the 1980s. Link Timestamps are approximate.

- "...Can't live in the 80s anymore... it's gone." - 11:30:00
- On drug dealers: "Everybody involved gets what they want... the risk of the liar getting punished for it is almost zero.... they are masters of this comedy." - 19:30:00
- Joke about Barron Trump (a minor at the time), the FBI raided to find his nudes - 21:05:00
- "I'm happy to be back but, man, I'm looking forward to my next vacation to the same place." - 48:10:00

THE VACATION - All around 1:05:00
- "[Hedonism] was like being in the 4th level of Inception... I was too deep... I was too far gone... but, again, it's like the 80s... it's home... for me... everything I like is there.... that's why vices, in general, are so dangerous... they pull you into a place that makes it very hard to come out of."
- Responding to question 'How many times did you smash?' "I mean, the grains of sand on the beach....it was the greatest vacation of all time"
- "I went on this vacation and I found out that I like vaginas [yes plural]! They're REALLY cool! Have you seen one of these things? They're AMAZING!"

- Swings his axe around to prove he's not on greenscreen (cue life metaphor) - 1:21:40


THE FACIAL AND COUPLES "BLISS PACKAGE" MASSAGE AT THE SPA - Starts at 1:22:10. Lots of stuff about his shifting testicles during the massage turn, jokes about porn "facials", and smashing when he got back to the room, etc.
- That night they did a duet to Pour Some Sugar On Me
- In reference to the sex card game, they knocked off at least 8 cards on the vacation
- Promises to send the card game to a lucky winner (yuck)
- "I didn't say I had sex with other people." - 2:12:00
- Rant on men providing and protecting women to get their dicks in their vaginas - 2:34:30
- Discusses NOT taking kids to Matsuri bc he likes some Anime porn Manga Picolo or something - 3:08:00. AND, during this remark...

.... gross with what we know
- Mentions Ketamine at 3:35:30 in relation to birth and regales the stories of Kayla's rough deliveries

KAYLA/COURT/DIVORCE/HOTNESS - 4:25:00 onward
- Enthusiastically discusses Kayla being hotter than him, hotter now than when he married her. Jokes about drugging her with Ketamine or giving chloroform with a pillow over her head to get her to marry him.
-Amits that Kayla doesn't own the house "and neither do I... a trust... in the event of a divorce... for the benefit of our children... so neither of us get the house." Prenup discussion.
- "Family court is shit bc it's a massive increase in risk.... It's set up so that neither of us can fuck the other one over... on the house... I have a huge advantage bc I'm an attorney.... there's a disparity of power."
- "Less people should get married!" - Cheers on the falling divorce rate bc Millennials and Gen Z aren't marrying as much.

ON INFIDELITY 4:49:00 "What about it? You've gotta figure that out with your spouse, right?" - a lot here about how it's more than "a dick going into a vagina" and working it out "philosophically" but "sex is the glue".

SUICIDE 6:02:00
At the end, discusses Peter and then Judas's betrayal of Jesus. It's Judas's suicide that "did him in [as the betrayal of God}".

Edit: Clean up

 

[Male Idiot]

Do we know that his own kids are his? With how deep the cuckit hole goes, who knows if these fine dank negros were Ourwife's first ride?

I know this is out there, but what if the fictional Tyrone Jamal Rekieta would have been his first actual child?

Maybe he is really "my wife's son" person.

 

[Oxyjen]

She's got her omnibussy today in like 20 minutes.

(Not super relevant, it’s just the “lost in the woods” vibes.)

 

[Vibralldo]

Ana Kasparian's Racketwatch account. You're enjoying good content tonight, nicksister!


Possibly the goryest version of "paying it forward" with superchats and other people's content I've ever heard of.

"Nick for $1000 says: it ain't mine but this one's on me baybee, xoxo"

People think Ana started becoming more right wing because she got attacked by hobos outside her apartment, but it was really because she started browsing the A&N board

 

[Haramburger]

People think Ana started becoming more right wing because she got attacked by hobos outside her apartment, but it was really because she started browsing the A&N board

We'll never get invited to the girl chat DM chain she has with Caroline Farrow, sad

 

[Goatchoker]

Any guesses on the zoom background?

I’m excited to see it.

 

[Trump's Chosen]

It's not a hot take at this point to say that the "nerd" shit Nick is obsessed about is just pure projection but it's worth to point out why.

If you where to ask the average Joe if they've ever tried drugs or had a one nighter or whatever you'd probably get an affirmative. Whether it's right or wrong, the stories you'll get all sound the same. You know the story, you first try some tabs at a concert or fuck a bitch in the the toilets of a club. Maybe that's too trashy and your story is different but the point is that you've had some experience with this shit on average. Nick never done any of this. Nick was too self conscious as a young man, the only reason Nick didn't end up an incel is because he pretended to be Kayla's gay bestfriend and wormed his way into her panties.

This is the really funny part, Nick thinks our past is like his. He thinks non of us have ever done drugs or drank or have notches of our bed posts. Nick, I remember being 18. I remember when I first found out I could order a drink from the bar or buy some tins. I remember thinking purely with my dick. I remember being at a house party and being offered a line. I'm not some "cool" dude, I'm a Trekkie, I used to watch anime and played a shit load of games. I'm by all accounts a gay loser but fuck me bro I got this out of my system by my early 20's.

Look bro I get it, you feel like you missed out on all the fun everyone else had in their youth but you can't catch up on it now in your 40s. You look like a massive fucking retard. You never learned any of the important lessons and have zero instincts. You want to know why I don't drink all the time? Because who the fuck wants to deal with a hangover when you've got work in the morning. You learn this shit before 25.

It really reminds me of Sargon's "I'm wearing a suit!" arc. Middle aged men with arrested development being proud of catching up on some teenage and early 20s experiences.

I think it isn't just the partying and the drugs, but also the fucking two women. I've seen more than one nerd suddenly feel like they're a stud or player when they get into some policule or similar and have this brief period where they're fucking two women or had a trio with sisters or something like that.

At some level I do think he is finally not a nerd anymore and can use it against others. It's also probably because he lost a lot of his passion for these things, as drugs and sex can drain the color out of all other activities.

 

[ChromaQuack]

I read them.

If the big takeaway from this screenshot dump is “HE ADMITTED IT FOR THE FIRST TIME”, then I still think that this is a nothingburger and a transparent move for attention.

So you still didn't read them. You should try doing that instead of transparently lying. Alternatively you did read them and you're so fucking retarded your brain can't understand anything beyond "he said he went to hedo II" but I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt here, pray I am not made to retract it.

 

[TexOffender]

SEAAAAAAN is streaming the omnibussy

 

[BathTubShine]

"I'm so CUCK-Coded that I pay random Jamaican whores abortion to get Energii-king to smash me" - Nick Probably

 

[Frak_Binatra]

Nick spotted on April's zoom hearing